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About Me

Hello there. I'm Nikki. I tell jokes and write things. I should have a website. Yes, I'm that good. This will do for the time being. So, go ahead. Become my friend. Write me a message. Leave a comment. Subscribe to my blog. Come to a show.
Do the any of those in whatever order you wish. I'm really easy-going when it comes to this sort of thing.

This sketch is based on one of my jokes. I am in it with my friends. .. PDA on FunnyOrDie.com .. I'm in this:

And this:
And this...
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I was in TV guide.

And I sat behind Bill Bellamy during Last Comic Standing 5. I look like a demonic ghost:

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

First and foremost, Wilco. Although my highschool obsession with Dave Matthews shall never fade. Also, I like Steely Dan, The Beatles, Elliott Smith. Oh, Nelly Furtado is fun. The Mountain Goats, Loose Fur, Fiona Apple, Ben Folds, Ray LaMontagne, Ben Harper, Mates of State, Muse, Kelly Clarkson, Nellie McKay, Bob Dylan, Bright Eyes, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Feist, John Mayer oh god, Ani Difranco, Sheryl Crow, Citizen Cope, Counting Crows, The Decemberists, George Harrison, Paul McCartney, Neil Young, Stevie Wonder, Sting, and my DAD, EJ Glaser.And "Flood" by Jars of Clay.

Movies:

Rushmore, When Harry Met Sally, Brokeback Mountain, Jesus is Magic, Comedian, Royal Tennenbaums, Office Space, Life is Beautiful, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Shawshank Redemption and Mean Girls.

Television:

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, Top Chef, 30 Rock, The Soup, Best Week Ever, Man vs. Wild, Late Night with Conan, Jimmy Kimmel, Tough Crowd, Daily Show, Intervention, The Office on NBC.

Books:

"Bleed Blue in Indonesia" by Adam Desnoyers.

Heroes:

Jennifer Aniston. I don't know why, but I've always liked her. A lot. It's been my longest running friend-crush. And when I feel sad and alone sometimes, it comforts me to know that so is she.

My Blog

To the anonymous person who sent me a bat:

When I first saw the package propped up against my front door, I thought it was another Victoria's Secret order for my roommate. I felt sad for a second. I want new underwear, too.But then I realized ...
Posted by Nikki Glaser on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:44:00 PST

Another update...

So here's the backstory if you haven't been reading my blog lately. If you have, skip right to the last paragraph. Or read it again to refresh your memory!:I hit a man with my car, thought he was cute...
Posted by Nikki Glaser on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:31:00 PST

Me as Hilary!

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Posted by Nikki Glaser on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:00:00 PST

For a limited time

you can go to this website:http://ktla.trb.com/news/local/morningnewsat9/?track =navand watch me on the KTLA morning news. It's the video entitled "ICU LA CONNECTIONS." I taped it live this morning. It...
Posted by Nikki Glaser on Tue, 27 May 2008 02:01:00 PST

A glimpse into my furture...

A friend of mine who I ran into at a show last night is a palm-reader. She examined my hand and made an amazing observation. I wear glittery lotion. It blew my mind.Then she told me that my love line ...
Posted by Nikki Glaser on Tue, 27 May 2008 04:08:00 PST

hand-me-downsyndome

I've been strapped on cash lately. Is that a phrase? Strapped? On? Or is it "for"?I should google it, but I won't. Anyways, I'm sort of broke, so I lugged three huge bags of clothing I never wear into...
Posted by Nikki Glaser on Thu, 22 May 2008 03:53:00 PST

Get back to where you once belonged.

I went to three Wilco concerts within four days this past week. Yes, I am one of those people. I think.Although my excitement waned with each show, I don't regret setting such a lofty goal for myself....
Posted by Nikki Glaser on Mon, 19 May 2008 04:54:00 PST

Update

I wrote a blog a while back telling you all that I hit a cute guy with my car. That was about two months ago. In an As soon as I got home after hitting him, I put an ad on craigslist under "missed con...
Posted by Nikki Glaser on Tue, 13 May 2008 11:28:00 PST

Hey, you!

Read my column please! Go here:www.whipitoutcomedy.com/2008/04/nikipedia-dear-eharmony .htmlThanks!Nikki
Posted by Nikki Glaser on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:07:00 PST

Live blogging from the Atlanta airport! WITH PICS!

Dan Levy, my friend who worked with me at the Funny Farm in Atlanta this weekend had a brilliant idea to get to the airport early today so that we could try and get on an earlier flight. His flight is...
Posted by Nikki Glaser on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:07:00 PST