Random Potential Jokes |
I got a DWI, and they took away my drivers license. That's not fair. I'm an excellent driver. I'm just a horrible drinker. So, instead of driving to work, I stay home and get drunk. ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:54:00 GMT |
Why do we have money? |
So, okay...back in the day, people used gold to buy everything. Big gold bars, tiny gold coins, just gold. And some silver. A few guys got together and bought a big warehouse, and to...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:51:00 GMT |
Whos Jesus? |
i just don't like religion. it really bothers me actually. (george carlin) "there's a magic man in the sky, who is all knowing, all powerful, and he has a list of 10 things that you should...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:55:00 GMT |
The Daily Nebraskan Article |
Since the State Theatre reopened its doors last summer, I've enjoyed movies and concerts there. Add live comedy to the list of things the venue is well suited for.That came as no surprise. Anyone who ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:16:00 GMT |
My Money Situations |
So, I found out about a month ago that I was invited to be in this competition (the San Francisco Comedy Competition, for those who haven't heard me say that 100 times already). At the time I go...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:15:00 GMT |
My Celebrity Look-alikes |
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Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:24:00 GMT |
My Last Comic Standing Experience |
Last Comic Standing. They have a wonderful way of making people's dreams come true; while, at the same time, still giving plenty of people good reason to kill themselves. By the time I got...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 16:33:00 GMT |
My Lack Of Showering |
I haven't taken a shower in like, two days. I feel dirty. I try to take a shower every day, but some days I just don't have anything going on. I have nowhere to go and nobody to impr...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 20:11:00 GMT |
Ridiculous |
Twenty-seven cents for a packet of barbecue sauce? Ridiculous. I poop alot. Sometimes I wish I had a machine that would wipe my butt for me. My van has a button that says "rear...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:08:00 GMT |
Random Tidbits |
What I can't seem to understand is why people are so hung up on this idea that bears really exist. I mean, come on! It would suck to be a tree. Not always. Like, if I had always been a tree, then ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 13:43:00 GMT |
