"Wildride" Robert Roy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Might as well click on Videos -- It's the only interesting thing here. Ye Olde (and I mean Olde) Homepage
Also a certain amount of youtubiness
Being Mean to Pixley
On last.fm

My Interests

Music, Digital Video, Computer Programming, Billiards, Pro-Wrestling, CFL Football

I'd like to meet:

Nora Greenwald, Kim Poirier, Nicole Arbour, Sabrina Jalees, Tara Slone, Teresa Strasser, Ashley Massaro, Layla Kayleigh, Shannon Hatch, Nikki Glaser, Alison Haislip, Morgan Webb, Kristin Holt

Music:

Wildride and the Blues Blazers, Being Mean to Pixley, Men Without Hats, Nerf Herder, My Chemical Romance, Rational Youth, April Wine, Asia, Wild Strawberries, Counting Crows, Trans-X, Zuckerbaby, Matthew Sweet, Jeff Buckley, Tom Waits, Joe Satriani, Gary Moore, Live, Harlequin, Duran Duran, The Dead Milkmen, The Ramones

Movies:

Memento, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Empire Strikes Back, T2: Judgment Day, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Star Trek, Blake's 7, Doctor Who, My So-Called Life, Sports Night, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Blackadder

Books:

Dragonlance, Catch 22, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Starship Titanic, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul

Heroes:

Owen Hart, Joss Whedon

My Blog

OK, but that's the opposite of what you just said

So, there's this ad where a guy makes a detailed graph of the best pizza prices on varying days. Another guy rips it down and says to forget that because a certain other product is available for $6 e...
Posted by "Wildride" Robert Roy on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:38:00 PST

Bob Rock sucks!

So, the guys at the CBC decided to change the popular but dated Hockey Night in Canada theme and to do so with a contest. No problem. Only, they hired Bob Rock, best known for ruining Metallica's so...
Posted by "Wildride" Robert Roy on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:42:00 PST

Evil League of Evil

Just a little bit of silliness based off of Joss Whedon's "Dr. Horrible" web show. It's an "application" for the Evil League of Evil. .....
Posted by "Wildride" Robert Roy on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 09:35:00 PST

No sir, I don't like it

9-ball pool is a simple, fast, freeflowing game. It's designed to have as few restrictions as possible. I don't like when people add extra rules like shotclocks, called shots or breaking restriction...
Posted by "Wildride" Robert Roy on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:56:00 PST

Alternate ending

There's a commercial where three sports stars are using the equipment from their individual sports to stop guys from using competing shaving products from the brand they are advertising. It would be ...
Posted by "Wildride" Robert Roy on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:16:00 PST

MySpace or Yours

I don..'t travel. More than anything else, I..'m just fundamentally lazy and find it to be a hassle. I..'ve been to Toronto once for a vacation, Montreal once for work and Manitoulin Island once for...
Posted by "Wildride" Robert Roy on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:20:00 PST

It’s just begging for a parody

There's an ad for an exercise machine where, I guess, they made a smaller version which may encourage more people to buy it since it will now fit in their homes. A key line in the commercial is a guy...
Posted by "Wildride" Robert Roy on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 01:57:00 PST

What a strange ritual

"My friend invited me to her son's christening, but I refused to go. I objected to the thing on moral grounds. I mean, really, how can you justify hitting a baby with a champagne bottle?"
Posted by "Wildride" Robert Roy on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:22:00 PST

Anorexia Necrosa

FADE IN:INT. APARTMENT - NIGHTOpen on a one room, empty apartment in a run down neighbourhood. It is sparsely decorated with just an old foldout couch, a small rug, a coffee table and a television se...
Posted by "Wildride" Robert Roy on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:23:00 PST

New Axe deodorant slogan

"It compensates for the creepy way you undress beautiful, passing women with your eyes and then get all dejected when they don't react by making the first move."Or, at least that's what I assume they ...
Posted by "Wildride" Robert Roy on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:47:00 PST