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Christina Pazsitzky

Always one step ahead of the curb.

About Me

I won 2nd place in 2007's CALIFORNIA'S FUNNIEST FEMALE Contest - no really...look http://funniestfemale.com/2007/lineup.htm
I am a stand up comedian.
In college, I studied philosophy, which is still a love of mine. Mostly the French variety. Check me out as a talking head on Animal Planet's "The A-List".
Documentaries about any sort of odd behavior are great - Hated GG Allin and the Murder Junkies is my absolute favorite one. If you have any recommendations, please email me.
I think women are still sitting in the back of the comedy bus. Then again, the back is always more fun because it's where the troubled kids sit. You only do really great comedy by being a little troubled.
Once I did a reality show where I picked up actual Hitchikers. I had to choke a man to keep him from from kissing me.
You should check out www.livecomedyla.com. Brendan runs it, he's a comedy aficionado.
Puppies and dogs of any shape or form make me really happy.
I've always felt that sour candy is NEVER sour enough.
Competitive Eating is the only sport I pay attention to and I have high hopes for Joey Chestnut this year!
For the most part, I like the people in my family and I'm blessed with great friends. Mamasaymamasawmammawkoosaw.
There are really just 3 people I want to be friends with - Jay Z, Howard Stern and Kim Deal oh and Richard Branson. My love for the Pixies is embarrassing.
Here's a sketch April Macie and I did for a series on minimovie.com, a site where you can see the latest independent shorts.April and Christina: Office Politics
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My Interests

Skipping, laughing, baking sweet treats, Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas, laughing at the Silverlake Walker, mocking foreigners, glitter, poo jokes, stealing candy bars, people watching on public transportation, the Pixies,playing with Tom Segura. Offending people and losing fans. Love reading hateful comments people write anonymously on youtube.

I'd like to meet:

AND Tyler Perry.

Music:

Have I mentioned the Pixies? The Clash, Tom Waits, The Wu Tang Clan, Drop Nineteens, Modest Mouse, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Edith Piaf, Lily Allen, Joy Division, Digable Planets, Sonic Youth, Jay Z, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Dead Boys, Girls against Boys...any band with the word "boys". ANY current hip hop jams.

Movies:

Documentaries: Hated GG Allin and the Murder Junkies, Okie Noodling, Murder Ball, Grizzly Man, the 7 up series, King of Kong, Guys and Dolls, Stevie, the Slasher, and for fiction Movies: Fight Club, Rushmore, The Fox and the Hound, Vacation, European Vacation, Ghostbusters, Talladega Nights,Madea's Family Reunion. I love Tyler Perry. Idiocracy

Television:

No Reservations - I heart Anthony Bourdain so much. The Real World, Rob & Big, any competitive eating on ESPN, Hey Paula, Blowout was the best reality show ever and I miss it. Now I'm really into LOCKED UP ABROAD. Holy crap that's a great show.

Books:

Still learning to read.

Heroes:

Mom and Dad. Jay Z, he's a hustla, baby. Joey Chestnut, Howard Stern, Phyllis Diller, Mr. T and Kim Deal

My Blog

Backlash from the Vegan Community!

See the Vegan backlash here.Wow, one of my jokes actually prompted an article.And yes, they did find a logical inconsistency in the joke, vegans do not in fact eat tuna salad.cp...
Posted by Christina Pazsitzky on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:06:00 PST

Women are the N word of the world

I've always felt women were at the back of the comedy bus, but the whole world?My friend Bryan told me about this song, and just when I didn't think I could love John Lennon any more than I already do...
Posted by Christina Pazsitzky on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:13:00 PST

Thanks to www.livecomedyla.com

Big thanks to Brendan M at www.livecomedyla.com for publishing a very flattering blog about my appearance on LCS. Thanks to Brendan for being a superfan of all things stand-up in LA and for promoting ...
Posted by Christina Pazsitzky on Sat, 24 May 2008 05:23:00 PST

Christina P. on Last Comic Standing !

I'm in the Season Premiere of Last Comic Standing on NBC, the Tempe auditions. They do a little segment on me, then on to jokey jokes. My bangs look ridiculous and I tell Bill Bellamy that on stage I ...
Posted by Christina Pazsitzky on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:33:00 PST

I have offended and I apologize

I have offended and I apologizeI would like to thank my brilliant fiancee Tom Segura for pointing out how wrong I was about Pam Grier's blackness. She does indeed "black it up" on the L Word. I guess...
Posted by Christina Pazsitzky on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:27:00 PST

Gay for the L Word

Gay for the L Word...I really think I am. I'm not ready to wear suspenders or carry a chain wallet, but this show is great. 2 things I've noticed - the only thing gayer than the L Word is the theme s...
Posted by Christina Pazsitzky on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:29:00 PST

Speak the Hungarian Rapper

Holy shit this is amazing. This is probably Hungary's first and only rapper. He goes by "Speak". It is totally embarrassing as a fellow Hungarian, but hey it just goes to show nobody is as cool as bla...
Posted by Christina Pazsitzky on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:29:00 PST

Dogs in Sweaters

Hi Friends,Those of you who know me personally know of my deep love for dogs in sweaters. Tis the high season of dogs in sweaters, so if you see a pup covered in one please take a picture and send to ...
Posted by Christina Pazsitzky on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:56:00 PST

A note about the photoshop pictures on this page...

Hey Guys,So sometimes I get asked about all the photoshopped pictures of myself on this page. Just so you know, they are not made by me, I don't even know how to use photoshop.  I'm really not th...
Posted by Christina Pazsitzky on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:37:00 PST

Stop what youre doing and watch this now.

Amazing. This kid in Alabama is reprogramming these puppets. This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.God bless America!do you have any idea how long it took to do this? There's another...
Posted by Christina Pazsitzky on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:02:00 PST