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The Rhino Room

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

What is going down Fuckers? Welcome to "The Rhino Room" !!!You have stepped into the world of Comic "JoeRhino". Together with co-host/sidekick Sara Smalls they will make you cry, move you to action and laugh your butt right off !!"The Rhino Room" tapes in Pomona California Just east of Los Angeles at Rude 1 Productions. The show has an eclectic mix of educational, informative, and sexy guests that are always entertaining. So, tell your friends and family to watch. If you hate us grab your enemies and force them to watch!!see you there.

My Interests

Check out Rude 1 Production's CEO and JoeRhino on Carl's Jr. /Hardee's web site for their new Commercialwww.fakerestaurant.com

I'd like to meet:

Our goals are sensible. We would like to meet America, and make all of america giggle quietly to themselves. Perhaps at the end of 5 years we can meet the world and make them laugh out loud.CHECK OUT THE SHOW !!

Music:

IF THERE WAS AN AIR POWERED CAR WOULD YOU BUY ONE?GUESS WHAT FUCKERS, THERE IS SUCH A THING!! BUT YOU CAN'T BUY IT IN this COUNTRY!!

Heroes:

Jimmy Kimmel, Arsenio Hall, Merv Griffin, Johnny Carson, George Burns, Jay Thomas, Howard Stern, John Goodman, Carlos Mencia , Conan O'brien, Frosty Stillwell, Adam Corolla.

My Blog

Who understand the F-ing Talent!!?

Okay so we are not on a major T.V. network (YET) But God Damn!! If you say you are goin to come in to do the show. . . . then fucking Christ!! Do what you said you would do !! Then folks wonder. . .&n...
Posted by The Rhino Room on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:35:00 PST

My baby Wrecked !!!

I have always worked hard. For what ever reason $$ has not ever come easy for me. When the time came that money was flowing easy I worked even harder to get more. Times are tough right now. I'm still...
Posted by The Rhino Room on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:08:00 PST

Stolen Quote !!

"Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it." Rumi     I wish I was well read like S. Faltas...
Posted by The Rhino Room on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:10:00 PST

Who eats ice cream in 16* wheather??

..> I was fortunate enough to be in New York this weekend. I have never felt such a cold in my life. It was all of 16 degrees. Still people were walking around shopping, working, doing what they ...
Posted by The Rhino Room on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:41:00 PST

My New Year Bath

I have become acustomed to staying home New Years Eve. No not because of safety, nor did I stop drinking. The reason I have stayed home for the past 6 years straight, is that every year I have either ...
Posted by The Rhino Room on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:47:00 PST

Helplessness = frustration + rage

Okay, today is Thursday. I'm kinda beat up tired. I was up all night. Nope, not partying. . . nope, not working. Unfortunately, I was up all night with my little boy Sam. He was awake most of the nigh...
Posted by The Rhino Room on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:15:00 PST

Trading Spaces. . . wtf

I've been watching trading spaces for years now. I would see the participants on the show painting, building, upholstering and more. I always thought that when they "shot" the show, they would have th...
Posted by The Rhino Room on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:26:00 PST

Hell’s Kitchen too much fun !!

Oh man, this week has been so much fun. I fucking love it! I had the great fortune of going to dinner at "Hells Kitchen". Wow what a production crew. Chef Ramsey came over . . . we shook hands. He see...
Posted by The Rhino Room on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 05:31:00 PST

Eddie B.E.A.T.S. - I observe !

Last night I went out with an old friend. I worked with this guy at a mortagage company about 5 years ago. I spent about 15 hours a day at that office and so did he. So. . . we spent a lot of time tog...
Posted by The Rhino Room on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:16:00 PST

The Office Club --- gig last Friday

Wow !!! that went totally well. It was a great time last friday the day after ThanksGiving. I have to give thanks to my Hero. Yup my big brother was there on Friday and he brought a gang of people to ...
Posted by The Rhino Room on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:42:00 PST