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Mary, The Other White Meat

'Don't serve the time, let the time serve you' (Paris Hilton, 6/27/07, Los Angeles, CA)

About Me

You tell me about me. I've been on a journey to find out who I am not.Layout made by How can I be two Muppets at once?
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum. "Kill! Kill!"
The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Ernie
Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend!

You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained.

You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun.

How you live your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you! The Sesame Street Personality QuizSeriously though...

My Interests

Una Dolce Vita - I want to sleep (zzzzz) after eating a big lunch, siesta, fiesta and not go to work. I need to start traveling again, after I buy a house - I'm a simple woman with many pleasures - like potato bread, cheese, rooibos and hibiscus teas. !Feck! Pay serious attention to what the DL said: "The best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other." That includes friendships ;)

I'd like to meet:

If a person makes me laugh, they're in. The cheesier the better. And anyone who can blowout my hair in less than an hour.

Music:

Lots and lots of music...Rainbow Connection by Kermie...The radio station I could listen to all day is XFM . Michelle de Young. Any music that re-energizes me and makes me move and groove is good.

Movies:

Entre las Piernas, Sexo y Lucia, Ensayo de un Crimen (anything Bunuel, he's sick but insane, I love it), Live Flesh (Carne Tremula), Dos Crimenes (and many more internacional flicks)...All About Eve (men, always always trust a women's intuition-stop fighting it), Spinal Tap, Shallow Grave, The Muppet Movie. There are too many more to write, but any well-written cheesy comedies and the weird, ridiculous and ludicrous.

Television:

24. KATH AND KIM. FOOTBALLERS WIVES; FOOTBALLERS WIVES: OVERTIME; Mile High(the trashier or more ridiculous the show, the better). Scrubs, Heroes (I just joined the bandwagon but I am officially in love), Lost...The Office, Ab Fab and Teachers (all Brit Versions), Fr. Ted, Seinfeld, Premiership Football, French Rugby team scrums, What's Happening (not Now, the original). Everybody Hates Chris. And for mindless stress-relieving fun, YnR.

Books:

The poetry of Sor Juana Inez de la Cruz, what a nun! "Love in the Time of Cholera," "Killing Pablo," "Powder," "Trainspotting." "Dos Crimenes." The Pig Can Jig," "Harry Potter, (all of them)" "How To Be Good," "The National Enquirer"

Heroes:

Synthroid. Sor Juana Inez de la Cruz. Macca and Amoeba!! My bed. Kim Day Craig ("The spirit is willing but the flesh is HUUUGE"-stupidest girl ever). Patsy Stone ("How long does it take to score a tab of aspirin these days??"). David Brent and Tim Canterbury. Spain, London and Scotland (Spain is my favorite, Scotland ranks second-happiest places on Earth)...Ruth and her ladies..."Heroes" tend to dissapoint their legions, but I do admire many.My angels:

My Blog

HILLBILLARY!!

How 'mamisma' can change politics By Harriet RubinTue Jan 30, 8:28 AM ET Is America ready to elect a female president? Of course we are. The most macho countries - Chile, Liberia, Germany - have recen...
Posted by Mary, The Other White Meat on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST

Dear God in Heaven I Can't Stop

My score on The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test:style="font-size:18pt;font-weight:bold;">the Peacemaker/>style="font-size:12pt">(Thanks for taking the test !)/>you chose BX - your Enneagram type i...
Posted by Mary, The Other White Meat on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:26:00 PST

My back hurts, and I'm feeling really conceited

You Have a Phlegmatic TemperamentMild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and ...
Posted by Mary, The Other White Meat on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:45:00 PST

Pure, raw, unadulterated laziness

Name:You know that alreadyCurrent Location:Somewhere in SoCalEye Color:Brown, but sometimes they look yellow to meHair Color:Dark brownHeight:I'm an ickle shortiePiercings:2, on my ears but I never we...
Posted by Mary, The Other White Meat on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:25:00 PST

Damn Mary, do something productive!!

Body: 1. How tall are you barefoot?5'2.5" (when you're that ickle, every millimeter counts!) 2. Have you ever smoked heroin?Just two minutes ago-how'd you know 3. Do you own a gun?I think there's ...
Posted by Mary, The Other White Meat on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:02:00 PST

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Posted by Mary, The Other White Meat on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:03:00 PST

In case anybody wants to

Join the animules and me become closer friends...Veggies
Posted by Mary, The Other White Meat on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:22:00 PST

Love This!

My New Favorite Site
Posted by Mary, The Other White Meat on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:31:00 PST