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DTS

Never get caught speeding while you're weeding!!!

About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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My Interests

FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!!!!...

I'd like to meet:

I'll let you know...

Music:

Ah...Ibiza...I miss you so much!!!

I pretty much like all kinds of music, but some of my favorites are :
DAFT PUNK!!! Best performance I've ever seen at Coachella!!!
Radiohead,
NIN,
Smashing Pumpkins,
Beastie Boys,
Depeche Mode,
Coldplay,
Nirvana,
The Killers,
Underworld,
The Crystal Method - My Vegas Boys!!!
Lords of Acid,
Bloc Party,
Trance music-Anything that makes me want to dance...

Another interview I shot with The John Mayer Trio.

Franz Ferdinand interview that I shot and I show up in (a little anyway).

Movies:

Star Wars of course!!!,
Back to the Future,
Fight Club,
A Christmas Story,
Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory,
Austin Powers Trilogy,
Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy,
Anchorman,
Blade,
The Crow,
Wedding Crashers,
The Goonies,
Full Metal Jacket,
12 Monkeys,
Kill Bill Vol. 1,
Being John Malkovich,
Boogie Nights,
Go,
Braveheart,
Fast Times at Ridgemont High,
Mars Attacks!,
Swingers,
Ferris Bueller's Day Off,
Seven,
The Professional,
Dracula '79,
American Psycho,
Good Horror Movies: High Tension was a good one,
The first Matrix movie,
A Clockwork Orange,
V For Vendetta,
Letters from Iowa Jima,
300 was awesome!!!

Television:

I watch a lot of TV! It's kind of my job! I like:
LOST,
Heroes,
24,
Prison Break,
CSI: The original! Those others suck!,
The Office,
My Name Is Earl,
30 Rock,
Nip/Tuck,
Entourage,
Curb Your Enthusiasm,
Big Love,
Weeds,
South Park,
Family Guy,
Robot Chicken,
The Amazing Race,
Survivor,
Big Brother,
The Ultimate Fighter,
MXC,
Ninja Warrior,
Art Mann Presents,
Hogan Knows Best,
ECW,
RAW,
Smackdown!,
Smallville,
Supernatural,
Best Week Ever...you name it, I probably watch it!
Except Desperate Housewives & Grey's Anatomy...hate them!
I especially hate American Idol! The country is completely brainwashed on that crap!

Books:

Right now I am reading Eric Bischoff's Book

Heroes:



IN HONOR OF RVD!!!

My Blog

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

The travesty of all travesties happened tonight when the biggest cocksucker in the world entered the royal rumble at number 30, did his five moves and won the rumble!I want my money back and I didn't ...
Posted by DTS on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:14:00 PST

Cenas Gone! The Dark Cloud has lifted off WWE! Better than originally thought...Gone 1 year!!!

From WWE.com: DAYTON, Ohio  Tonight on ECW, Mr. McMahon announced John Cena is no longer WWE Champion, and the title is now vacant. Cena underwent surgery for a complete tear of his right pectoral t...
Posted by DTS on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:48:00 PST

Mr. Kennedy & Jeff Hardy Steal the Show!!!

Give those two a raise!!! What an amazing match! Even though I am a big Kennedy fan, I gotta give it up for Jeff Hardy! He almost broke his neck in that match! I thought it was over when he landed on ...
Posted by DTS on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:07:00 PST

RAW Review for 7-16-07

-Good way to start off the show with the tease of Triple H coming out. Good setup for him to fight King Booker at Summerslam. A feud that makes more sense than Trip facing Orton.-Thumbs down to Ric Fl...
Posted by DTS on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:01:00 PST

My Confrontation with John Cena

I have received a lot of messages from people wanting to know what happened between me and John Cena last week when he was at CNN for Larry King on July 9th. I don't want to blow it out...
Posted by DTS on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:50:00 PST

Pirates 3...Pretty Damn Awesome!!!---no spoilers...

Just back from the 8pm showing...a great way to end the trilogy...speaking of the end...don't leave once the credits roll...special surprise at the end of the credits!!! This movie will break all reco...
Posted by DTS on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:49:00 PST

Check me out all this week on wwe.com

I am being featured on wwe.com along with my friends from England during Wrestlemania week with updates daily. Check our WWE Fan Diary and pictures! www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/exclusives/wwefandia...
Posted by DTS on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:52:00 PST

Wrestling Society X...WOW!!! What ECW should be!!!

I just finished watching a preview episode of Wrestling Society X on MTV and all I can say is Wow!!! It reminded me so much of what ECW used to be before the relaunch! It was only a half hour show, bu...
Posted by DTS on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

FUCK YOU TICKETMASTER!!!

TICKETMASTER BLOWS LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT THEY ARE!!! I AM DONE WITH YOU TICKETMASTER!!!! DON'T EVER CALL ME AGAIN!!! YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!!!!!! YOU HEAR ME? DEAD!...
Posted by DTS on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:48:00 PST

TICKETMASTER SUCKS!!!

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN...TICKETMASTER SUCKS!!!
Posted by DTS on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 10:59:00 PST