My girlfriend and her sweet, sweet milk flaps...and i love kids and watching insane people interact with their sane, imaginary friends.
Extremely tall and extremely short people. But only the very extremes of either category. Also, athletic dismembered people and all the Murder Ball guys. They’re fantastic. And also Coach Tim "ICE" Harris at Booker T. Washington High School in Miami (congrats on the 4A Title coach -RESPECT). That guy does not fuck around. Nor does Mickey Andrews, so I’d like to meet him. I’d also like to meet the Silver Lake "walker" who walks around silver lake and los feliz all day reading newspapers, for what seems to be 12-16 hours a day. seriously. Thanks to my buddy Full Charge and some other noteworthy locals, I’ve discovered that this seemingly schizophrenic drifter is actually an anesthesiologist - for reals. I do not want to "go under" in this dudes hands, which I can’t even imagine happening since ALL he does is walk. I also like stories about crazy people or crazy shit, so go ahead share those if you have any.
Happiness is probably the funniest goddamn movie i’ve ever seen. You will laugh till you cry if you haven’t seen that. "Year of the Bull" is great. "Cutman" is the best. I really love the writing there. Oh and the BBC 7 UP series is phenomenal. And porno too, but only ones with asses and feet. You MUST see "Hated" --G.G. Allin is the craziest sumbitch to ever walk the earth! Oh and Fool’s Gold is Pure Gold! Really! Also, you should clean your eyes with razor blades. I don’t love Fight Club even though you’re supposed to. I can’t believe Keanu Reeves gets 25 million a movie. I think actors should be paid based on ability NOT ticket sales. I think Keanu, Cameron, and Cage should each get 7, 13, and 19 dollars per film, respectively. I also think Philip Seymour Hoffman, Naomi Watts, and Belladonna should get 58 million per movie.
Mister Alexander, Teddy Loons, and Harvell Jenkins!