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Marc Yaffee the Mexijo

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About Me

MY NAME IS MARC YAFFEE, FORMER ALTAR BOY, PAPER BOY AND BUS BOY. MY BOYHOOD DREAM WAS TO BE A CAR WASH MAN BUT I DECIDED TO BECOME A STANDUP COMIC BECAUSE MY FATHER ALWAYS TAUGHT ME TO “AIM LOW AND DON’T BE AFRAID TO SETTLE FOR LESS.” NOW I TROLL THE COMEDY CLUBS OF AMERICA VALDATING MY BROKEN DREAMS WITH THE CACKLING LAUGHTER OF INTOXICATED AUDIENCES

My Interests

World Peace, Global Warming, Safe Drinking Water, Affordable Health Care, Beer

I'd like to meet:

The clown who approved my first credit card

Music:

Deep Purple, Pink Floyd, White Stripes, Simply Red, Green Day, Yellow Card, Black Sabbath, Maroon Five, Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, Man on Fire, Chariots of Fire, Heat, Blazing Saddles, In the Heat of the Night, Mississippi Burning, Angela’s Ashes

Television:

Late Nite With David Letterman, The Early Show

Books:

Sirach, Leviticus, Pryor Convictions, Green Eggs and Ham

Heroes:

Parents who still teach their kids right from wrong; blood donors; 11 of the 12 Apostles

My Blog

INDIAN MASCOT VOTED DOWWWWNNNN!!!!!

Thank you everyone who called and emailed the Kelseyville School Board over the last several months to protest the proposal to reinstate the Indian as Kelseyville High School’s mascot. Tuesday ...
Posted by Marc Yaffee the Mexijo on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:48:00 PST

MASCOT VOTE DELAYED FOR ANOTHER MONTH

The Kelseyville, CA Unified School Board postponed a decision on reinstating the "Indians" as the Kelseyville High School mascot. After 30 speakers and 3 hours of discussion, the Board decided tha...
Posted by Marc Yaffee the Mexijo on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:05:00 PST

WHAT THE ?????? Keep Clear I Could be Struck By Lightning

Don't tell any comedy bookers but I think that I'm cursed. I got booked for Feb to do Doc Ricketts in Monterey....STOPPED doing comedy last month. FINALLY after three years of trying, I got booked ...
Posted by Marc Yaffee the Mexijo on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

Indian Mascot Disgrace

Give it up for the ignoramuses in my town of Kelseyville, CA . These Yahoo, backward ass, pinheads have petitioned our school board to reinstate the Indian as our high school mascot. Just two years ...
Posted by Marc Yaffee the Mexijo on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:14:00 PST

Worst Ringtone Ever

I was reading about Will Smith and his Hitler comments online. At the bottom of the page on sponsored links, I saw this ad below; Get Adolf Hitler 1938 Ringtone? 100% Complimentary  Download Now!...
Posted by Marc Yaffee the Mexijo on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:37:00 PST

Ironic Christmas Gift

Among the gifts I got from my loving family was one of those wrap around neck support cushions. Not just any generic brand, but a Dale Earnhardt Sr. Number 3 neck support cushion. No disrespect Nas...
Posted by Marc Yaffee the Mexijo on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:51:00 PST

TOP 10 WORST CELEBRITY CHRISTMAS GIFTS

10) DONALD TRUMP SHAMPOO AND HAIR VOLUMIZER9) BRITNEY SPEARS' BABY DRIVER BOOSTER SEAT8) OZZY OSBOURNE ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE CDs7) RICHARD SIMMONS' ULTIMATE CAGE FIGHTING GUIDE6) MICHAEL...
Posted by Marc Yaffee the Mexijo on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:29:00 PST

Blah Blah Blog

I believe in anarchy with courtesy, revolution within the rules, outspokeness with introspection. I enjoy the laws of nature, the laws of gravity and Law and Order. I also think we have way too many...
Posted by Marc Yaffee the Mexijo on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:51:00 PST

DOG BLOG

MY WIFE FIGURED OUT HOW TO TURN A $100 DOG INTO A $2,000 DOG. TAKE IT TO THE VET AFTER IT'S BEEN HIT BY A CAR. THE DOG'S NAME IS NANNY. SHE WEIGHS A HUNDRED FIFTY POUNDS. SHE'S A MIX. SHE'S P...
Posted by Marc Yaffee the Mexijo on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 01:42:00 PST

The Magic of Veterinary Medicine

How do you turn a $300 dog into a $2000 dog. Easy take it to the vet after it gets hit by a car. Now I've got a dog recovering from TWO surgeries, one on each front leg, an empty bank account and a...
Posted by Marc Yaffee the Mexijo on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:56:00 PST