Paul Ogata - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Here's a sample of my appearance on Comedy Central's "Live At Gotham":

And here is another clip:

Hey! I'm Paul Ogata, a stand-up comedian from Hawaii. I've moved to California, but I perform anywhere from Hollywood to Hong Kong, from Times Square to Tokyo. Catch me at a comedy club near you. If I'm not scheduled to be there, send your favorite club, college, or television show an email requesting that they bring me in. Or you could hire me to perform just for you at your house. That would be creepy, but if you have the money I'll be your private comedy monkey. Yeah, I'm a whore.

In the meantime, visit my website:
Paul Ogata Dot Com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You. So add me as a friend, then come out to see me at a show and add me as a real-life friend. You remember those, right?

My Blog

How is THAT a sport?

I'm watching the Olympics. You never know when you might see something totally awesome like the men's 4x100 swimming relay where Team USA beat the arrogant French. Or the weightlifting event where the...
Posted by Paul Ogata on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:58:00 PST

Clarification: I do not hit children

anymore.
Posted by Paul Ogata on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:36:00 PST

Listen up, Geeks...

Yeah, I was one of the people who just had to see The Dark Knight at its first showings on Thursday night. Mostly because I'm a big Batman fan. But also because the world is full of assholes who get s...
Posted by Paul Ogata on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:58:00 PST

Paul Ogata vs The Nazi Air-Chef from Australia

As comedians we write material, practice the material, perform the material, refine the material, then repeat the process all over again. Sometimes, in the course of doing a show, something will happe...
Posted by Paul Ogata on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:36:00 PST

Falling Off A Chinese Tower

Just got back from Hong Kong, where you guys snapped up tickets to sell out my 11th straight show there. Thanks, HK! I'll be back soon.While I was there, I took a day trip out to Macau. They call it "...
Posted by Paul Ogata on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:53:00 PST

I’m on Comedy Central’s "Live At Gotham" on Friday, June 20!

And it appears they didn't edit me out, as I had feared.So set your TiVo, your DVR, or stand by your TV holding your tape recorder if you are that ghetto. My episode airs on Friday, June 20 at 10pm (o...
Posted by Paul Ogata on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:23:00 PST

Thanks a lot American Idol

Yeah, this is a week late. But I've been stewing in my anger. Did you see the ending of the American Idol finale? The part where they announce the winner? I didn't. Because they let too many assholes ...
Posted by Paul Ogata on Wed, 28 May 2008 05:35:00 PST

Dear David Archuleta

Dear David Archuleta,Hey, it's me, Paul Ogata. We don't know each other, but watching American Idol tonight reminded me of a story I thought you should know about. Last month on a flight back to Los A...
Posted by Paul Ogata on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:10:00 PST

Hawaii Lost Fans... I need your help!

After another kick-ass episode in the most kick-assingest season of Lost, there is a week off. A DAMN WEEK OFF! I feel like that crackhead in Menace II Society. I want to call the producers of Lost an...
Posted by Paul Ogata on Sat, 17 May 2008 12:54:00 PST

Hooray! Maybe.

Just got back from New York City where I taped an episode of Comedy Central’s "Live at Gotham". How did it go?Read the recap on SheckyMagazine.com...
Posted by Paul Ogata on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:30:00 PST