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Cathy

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberc

About Me

You may think that I’m a “space cadet” because I have a blank stare when we talk and it appears that I don’t understand what you are saying. I am IN FACT picking up sounds of the ocean five miles down the road and I hear the call of wild birds high above the clouds. Somewhere a homeless girl is weeping at the EXACT same time a spork has dropped to the floor in a Taco Bell. That’s right, I have special powers. The power of bullshit. Plus I probably don’t really understand what you are telling me. I am by nature a random person with an open mind, open heart, and open sesame. I am the type of person that if there is a long women’s restroom line at Ocean Club I will pee as fast as humanly possible to help my fellow woman. Well, I guess that sums everything up…

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My Interests

Comedy. Love. Friends. Fashion. Borders. Working out. Internet. Talk Radio. Dancing. Loud music. Family. Coffee. Kittens. Kaka. Maximizing every frigg'n drop of fun from any given opportunity. making an ass of myself (to a modest degree). working hard so Cathy can play hard. talking in the 3rd person.
Dj Diesel Boy @ Rehab Album 1
- NapkinNights.com - Las Vegas Nightlife

I'd like to meet:

HAPPY HAPPY FUN TIME PEOPLE!!! But if I had to narrow it down...it would have to be:

AND

Music:

Yes please.

Movies:

I love to watch movies to relax and have fun. This is why I almost never watch horror movies or anything too suspenseful. Call me a scaredy bag o'douche! Why are people paying a theater $11 to stress out for 2 hours? Don't get me wrong...I love a good brain teaser but if the stress factor out-weighs the life message then BOOOOOO! Some favorites include Dumb and Dumber, Shawshank Redemption, Old School, Happy Gilmore, Tommy Boy, Usual Suspects, Swingers, Napoleon Dynamite, Little Miss Sunshine.

Television:

forever in love with and grew up on Saturday Night Live (early 90s) and the Simpsons. Family Guy, Oprah, Best Week Ever, Conan Obrian, Daily Show, Colbert, South Park, Stella, the Office, Intervention, all of the MTV TrueLifeRADIO: (yeah, I made a section for it)I love Adam Corolla, Frosty, Heidi, Frank because they make me laugh. I love Michael Savage because he makes me yell at my radio. I love Dr. Laura and Tom Lykis because they are polar opposites, yet both totally right and wrong all at the same time.

Books:

fiction based on actual events.

My Blog

There is something about a fine red wine...

...that is really bringing out the flavor of these frito lay sour cream and onion potato chips.  
Posted by Cathy on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

El Nino

It's a pretty chilly Sunday evening in LA tonight.  My toes are numb and my Hawaiian ass keeps forgetting that wearing socks may actually warm them up.  This reminds me of my first year...
Posted by Cathy on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST

Halloweenie!

Halloween is pretty much my favorite holiday ever. It is BY FAR the silliest day of the year! I'd like to take you on a photo journey of how I spent my special special night, 2006. Join me! *waves y...
Posted by Cathy on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:19:00 PST

Strike a pose!

I've noticed a new trend in picture taking poses.  This trend has started  among "Young Hollywood" (as they say) and can be found in any celebrity worship mag such as US Weekl...
Posted by Cathy on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:05:00 PST

WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME!!!!!

there is so much going on in this video that it can only be discribed as "magical!" http://www.devilducky.com/media/36996/...
Posted by Cathy on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 01:54:00 PST

click and scroll down 3rd picture down

http://starbulletin.com/print/2005.php?fr=/2006/02/01/featur es/berger.html If the people only knew.  We traded fart jokes and the art and magic of the "knock knock" for hours on end...
Posted by Cathy on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:29:00 PST

An actual drawing I did in the 1st grade

HAHA!!  
Posted by Cathy on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:19:00 PST

ALLEGED ATTACK

The shopping excursion started off  normal and caffeinated enough... When unexpectedly, I was tacky hairpieced It's been a stressfull time...I appreciate all your kind words a...
Posted by Cathy on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:41:00 PST

DEC 17th COMEDY!!!

Oh Paul....say it taint so..... Come see "Sir Paul Ogata's Sayonara HoDown"!!!!!  Ok, that is not the title of the evening but it really should be.  So Paul is leaving to LA which I'm bumme...
Posted by Cathy on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 12:13:00 PST

Do yourself a favor today....

...and please look at this masterpiece: http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2004/04/first-annual-myspace-s tupid-haircut.html ...
Posted by Cathy on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 07:09:00 PST