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Jason Mayhem Miller

NEW profile yo!

About Me

MayheM Monkey Number List 000 MayheM himself
0.5 David The Kid Martinez
0.666 EVIL MASTER
001 Benjamin Glossop / CHIEF of STUFF
001.5 Justin aka Devil_Dog
002 Chris Morrison
2.718 PerryF
003 cthlcschlgrl
003.14 Juggernaut
004 Dougie
005 nickhh
006 Megan Miller Aka MEGABRAT
007 ruger 007
008 spankenstyne
009 twizzle97
010 JennyCraig
011 The Illustrated Man / The Official Ink Man of The MayheM Monkeys
012 Stand Up
013 MadisonBJJ
014 Georbraham Linkington
015 BrunswickBoxer
016 Tim
017 TheRealJoker / Executive Board Committee Chairman on MayheM Affairs
018 Wyrvious
019 Brandon the Haoleboy
019 Charles "Musubi Ninja"
020 Bill Brasky
021 Rose
022 Jenni Penni- Myspace Relations
023 Joe Hill
024 Stuttering Jew
025 Brett
026 cottonzway
027 Clint
028 NyQuil Neal
029 Remington
030 jimmyairey
031 freestyle0311
032 slondeau
033 Kirsh
034 Brandon "Mayhem Monkey 34" Munson
035 TheAngelOfDeath
036 Last Don
037 Jeanie
038 lunchbox
038.5 Connor-man
039 Mark J - unofficial cult photographer
040 fightat40
041 Kayla[Mayhem]
042 StonedRoller
043 slieone
044 Brian from Santee
045 aries45
046 WLDNCRAAAAZY!
047 47th Ronin
050 DataLifePlus
051 Moose Knuckle
055 monkeycmonkeydoom
056 Craving Lovely
057 DocBaz
060 mayhemmonkeyh60
064 C.Ham
067 Zero Horizon 068 JENNY
069 Carlao
070 KidPresentable
071 travis
072 Jesse No Pants
073 Good Fucking Bye
076 mitcho-palooza
078 petemolotov
079 Brandon
080 jason808
081 M@ G
082 Erica the Sexy Monkey
083 Damien
086 GetDownQuik
087 Loco Loc
088 Alfie ®
089 Duron
090 Amish Robbie
091 Mark Anarky!
092 princessmayhem
093 Pinksock
099 chynadoll808
100 BDUB
101 fabes / Secretary of Things / Vice President MayheM Cult LLC
105 Sinister Keith
106 Nick
108 FCTV
109 Tony
110 richznuttzL
111 Uncle Justice / The Cult Caterer
112 miketyson
113 aristophren
115 pentwo
123 Michael
124 theredterror
125 Mister Nitro
128 Jeff
132 legitballer
133 Mark
134 Eric
138 The Cannibal
140 kiwifighter
149 charmcitysyndicate
152 1524
155 ZEN
160 The Asian Sensation
166 dsc166
167 Jamiet
169 Ufcbarbarian
170 vodka7
171 ShootfighterMike
187 SwampRocker
189 Red Dragon UK
192 MMAlien
193 cc
194 poseidonthc
198 Almightybuttons
199 evilsorta
201 mexicanisimo
202 Rory AKA Ogre!
203 bjjboda
205 oVohaggard
207 cotykellison
208 Almightybuttons
211 Mobsta
213 TiM SLO
216 The Driver
218 Durdy Sanchez
220 Killjoy
221 HAOLEEEEE!!
222 Carrie
223 Raven5223
224 Ryan Franke
227 Justin in G-boro!
229 gatorgar
230 Ryan Loco
232 frankiscool
238 facciabella
240 newdirection
241 FTW 15th
242 domernd1
243 bjjboda
247 TheRageWithin
249 stealu1two
264 nik
265 Chris at Ceasars
266 Dan AKA Fatherless Bastid
267 GAGE!
277 Galand "Hollywood" Hallowell
282 Jason Sallee
300 Shawn Aka Lost 1
302 Tim
303 yeknom
304 Kody Official West Virginia Rep
306 kurt
310 Finnz
313 adjust
315 Tony PA
315.5 PA's Baby
319 Cali on the Westside
321 Jon E. Central Florida Captain
323 Erik
333 flying kimura
334 sprawlnbrawl
335 j3rm4
341 Davy
342 Leah
347 skrump
314 momita
348 SteveD
353 Worak
382 novagallia
400 Delta4
401 PAN
402 poisondonthc
404 Nitecrawler
405 BassAssassin
406 Jay-dog
407 croman
408 Pain For Pleasure
409 PetaPan (Jason)
410 .sarah anne. 412 Michael
413 Neckcranku
415 FoxFireJesse / Beloved "Princess of The Cult"
416
I now reside in Hollywood, after training with a ton of famous dudes who you've prolly heard of, I now train with Dan Henderson and Team Quest 2 hours away in Temecula CA- go figure.
I am the leader of a cult called the Mayhem Monkeys that perform random acts of silliness, as well as further or goal of interplanetary domination and funniness. To earn your "number" watch my blog and do HOMEWORK!
Welcome to my world. Updates by mail.
I currently write for FIGHT! Magazine www,fightmagazine.com and do Mayhem Mondays on Sirius 28's Jason Ellis show, which is the future of radio, FYI! Also, www.TriumphUnited.com is something I'm behind 100% and supports the cult 200%

My Interests

Ice cream parties, happy happy joy joy, high five contests, leap frog competition.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people, who are few and far between on myspace, and I have no illusions about that.
Although I have a gazillion friends on here, I still use this to write people from time to time, to meet people, get into adventures, kind of like Kane from "Kung-fu" or the fat kid from Goonies.
ROR!!

Raugh out roud. Don't you speak engrish?

I do, because in addition to fighting here in the states on HDNet, I frequently travel to fight in Japan. Right now I fight in the DREAM organization, which is like "Pride" was before it was bought by the UFC and evaporated. If you don't know what any of that meant, please ignore the last paragraph.

I'm not cocky, I'm confident. I'm also not stupid, just loveably crazy.

Serious booking inquiries please email [email protected]

Dream 3 - Jason Miller vs Shibata
by bawzz

Music:

Free The Robots, Jemini, DangerMouse, MF doom, daft punk, Kanye West. Stephan Marley, Damien Marley, Bob Marley, as wll their unknown brother, Harpo Marley.

Movies:

Hot Rod, Apocalypto, Pulp Fiction, Talladega Nights: The Balad of Ricky Bobby, CRANK

Television:

The Soup, Best Week Ever

Books:

Coloring ones.

Heroes:

A lot of my old heros weren't what I thought they were, a lot of my new heros I used to think were idiots.

My Blog

MY NEXT FIGHT!

If you have not already heard, I'm fighting "Jacare'" on June 15th in the Dream Organization in Tokyo, Japan. I'm pumped, and I'm training like a madman right now, which is stopping me from showing up...
Posted by Jason Mayhem Miller on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:49:00 PST

Hey Mayhem! Can I get tickets?

No. No you can't. I have less than zero pull at the UFC. I'm posting this from my not on the floor ticket that I'm regretting not punking the scalper for. Even better is Ryo Chonan can't get a ticket ...
Posted by Jason Mayhem Miller on Sun, 25 May 2008 05:33:00 PST

From Oakland..

Me, Chonan, Ryan Loco, and Hans went to Cage Combat in NorCal, and to my delightful suprise, the show turned out to be awesome. Sure it wasn't a megashow with laser lights, pyrotechnics and a 50 foot ...
Posted by Jason Mayhem Miller on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:10:00 PST

So Im in the real world.. Sorta.. Temecula..

..and it sucks. I'm far from my strange "non-home" in Hollywood that it seems that I go to every other weekend, and the maid goes to as much as I do, and in the sweltering hell hole that is Temecula t...
Posted by Jason Mayhem Miller on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:48:00 PST

What happened here?

The internet used to be cool. It used to be this cool place where I went to have fun. Seems like I left and came back and now it's worthless. I'm trying to get excited about it, but it's leaving a bad...
Posted by Jason Mayhem Miller on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:29:00 PST

The article for Fight! This month..

...is essentially like an epic blog, that is too epic to be blogged on the mere internet. It must be transcribed, perhaps on a tablet for all to see. Untl then I think I'll figure out the monkey numbe...
Posted by Jason Mayhem Miller on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:39:00 PST

So I made weight...

...now I'm feeling barfy and since I made a big scene at the sauna downstairs, none of the fighters were allowed to use the one in the hotel. Whoops. It sucks that the first 10 minutes of the rules me...
Posted by Jason Mayhem Miller on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:36:00 PST

My Dream..

It was always my dream to fight in Pride, but now that Pride is reborn in this strange way I will be fulfilling my "Dream"Watch it on HDNET.Mayhem#000
Posted by Jason Mayhem Miller on Mon, 05 May 2008 07:12:00 PST

Why havent I been brogging?

Because I've been training, mo fo. Its time to fight yo. Its on and crackin. I feel like a savage right now. An axe swinging savage. That's right, I said it. I will be adorning myself with warpaint sh...
Posted by Jason Mayhem Miller on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:43:00 PST

Tired of whining about your number??

I notice a lot of numberless monkeys. No problem. Im gonna number you up now.   Just replicate this asshole pose. If you have a number, display it. If not, EARN IT NOW.   Mayhem Monkeys are...
Posted by Jason Mayhem Miller on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:45:00 PST