I'm gonna tell you people something you might not know about me: I smoke rocks
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eddie Esquivel
Birthday: 3/9/83
Birthplace: Lindsay,Ca
Current Location: Bakersfield, CA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Switch Hitter
Your Heritage: American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fuck Shoes
Your Weakness: Pussy Poppin on a handstand
Your Fears: Chicken Gizzards
Your Perfect Pizza: Free always taste better when oyu don't pay
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Uppercut a Punk Ass
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IMO thats shit bruda
Thoughts First Waking Up: Jesus Christ I need a beer
Your Best Physical Feature: My receding hairline
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: When Hulk Hogan bodyslammed Andre the Giant
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Jack in the Box its good when your drunk
Single or Group Dates: group always a chance of an orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What the fuck is tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Crack same affect
Do you Smoke: Smoke what?
Do you Swear: Shit no I don't
Do you Sing: Do I?!
Do you Shower Daily: Golden Shower eeww nasty
Have you Been in Love: Since the PSP came into my life
Do you want to go to College: I'll go back one day
Do you want to get Married: I fucked by doing that already
Do you belive in yourself: I beleive in you Peter
Do you get Motion Sickness: Hell no I don't
Do you think you are Attractive: No but my Mom thinks I'm handsome
Are you a Health Freak: No I'm a Freak-a-leek
Do you get along with your Parents: I guess
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: Banjo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Lets say I need some blood in my alcohol system
In the past month have you Smoked: damn skippy
In the past month have you been on Drugs:&..39;>
In the past month have you gone on a Date: just Palmela Handerson
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah needed to pick up some K-Y
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope I hate chocolate
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck that
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes I'm the last overweight male stripper
In the past month have you been Dumped: No but I take dumps all the time
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm not skiiny enough
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes the imaginations of millions
Ever been Drunk: Well I've never been sober
Ever been called a Tease: No I'm easy
Ever been Beaten up: once it sucks
Ever Shoplifted: yes but I'm to paranoid for it
How do you want to Die: Naked lady avalanche
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Superhero
What country would you most like to Visit: japan or italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: Long I don't like bald headed girls except Halle Berry
Height: shorter than 5'7
Weight: Less than me
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2 not my bag
Number of CDs I own: 20
Number of Piercings: I've had 6
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 27
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