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"The Dark Knight Sir Lancelot Newmarch"

You can Love Me, You can Hate Me, But Yell Never forget Me

About Me

Hmmmm.... I would say that I am a pretty easy, outgoing person. I try to keep a smile on my face even through all of the bullshit that life throws at you. My friends and family are very important to me, I love each and every one of them. Without a majority of them I wouldn't be half the person I am today. I Love MMA, Mixed Martial Arts.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell, Vanilla Ice

My Blog

MY MMA FIGHT NAME

MY MMA FIGHT NAME  "The Dark Knight Sir Lancelot Newmarch"
Posted by "The Dark Knight Sir Lancelot Newmarch" on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:08:00 PST

Signs Your Addicted To MMA!!!!

Signs Your Addicted To MMA!!!! SIGNS YOUR ADDICTED TO MMA! Filling in a job application, you list can break an arm in six different places as a skill you possess...... You shave your head because lo...
Posted by "The Dark Knight Sir Lancelot Newmarch" on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:06:00 PST

Motto: And My Greatest Strength:

  The Lion is considered the king of the jungle, and likewise you Leos have an air of royalty about you. Some Leos even have hair resembling the thick mane of the Lion. But Lions are more than r...
Posted by "The Dark Knight Sir Lancelot Newmarch" on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:07:00 PST

Check out this video: Buy You Clothes, Do You In Em, Take Em Back

Check out this video: Buy You Clothes, Do You In ’Em, Take ’Em Back ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by "The Dark Knight Sir Lancelot Newmarch" on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:07:00 PST

The best Weight Loss Program

The Best Weight Loss Program. A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, ath...
Posted by "The Dark Knight Sir Lancelot Newmarch" on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:12:00 PST

You Know Youre From The Quad Cities When.........

You Know You're From Quad Cities When... You know what the phone number is for "Car Dead Call Fred"!You refer to the Mississippi River as "The River"You have to watch the paper to see which bridge wou...
Posted by "The Dark Knight Sir Lancelot Newmarch" on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:51:00 PST

A letter never sent.

A letter never sent. I was forwarded the following from a friend, and I feel as if I wrote it. I'm sorrythat I was raised with the respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk.I'm so...
Posted by "The Dark Knight Sir Lancelot Newmarch" on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:46:00 PST

Why do girls want Prince Charming?

  Don't look for Prince Charming! He doesn't exist. He was a character in the last Shrek movie. You need to look for Prince comfortable, accepting you for you. A faithful, homegrown, p...
Posted by "The Dark Knight Sir Lancelot Newmarch" on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST