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dragon boy suede

Won't you be...my Nut Valet!

About Me

They say the average man thinks about sex once every six seconds...these rhymes will hold them over for the other five.Dragon Boy Suede got his start by recording songs on the home computer in his kitchen. He burned some discs for friends. Heads nodded and laughter erupted. His friends played the discs for other people. The other people were like “Who the fuck is this?” His friends were like “Dragon Boy Suede”. The other people were like “Burn me a copy. NOW”.The virus continued to spread. Welcome to the world of Dragon Boy Suede -hilarious rap music, jokes and whatever the hell else he happens to throw in there. The main thing people say about it is that it puts them in a good mood.

My Interests

www.myspace.com/dragonboysuedetunes has songs for your myspace page

I'd like to meet:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dragon-Boy-Suede/5790883348

Music:

"You Won't Sass Me Like That When I Can Summon Wolves" Live!

Movies:

New DBS video co-starring Jonah Ray. Check it out!

Television:


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My Blog

I’m ON DEMAND on your cable

You can vote for me in the Comedy Central Stand Up Showdown by scrolling down on my page and hitting one of the vote buttons. I'm listed under Howard Kremer.Also, ON DEMAND has 7 minutes of my stand u...
Posted by dragon boy suede on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:55:00 PST

FREE SONG download for Thanksgiving

We gave you a free Halloween download (When I'm Done) so why not another one for Thanksgiving? It's called "I'm Not Paying $500 To Watch Douchebags Eat Turkey".When I perform I lik...
Posted by dragon boy suede on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:13:00 PST

Free DBS Song! "When Im Done" Happy Halloween

Free song for Halloween. It's spooky! It's called "When I'm Done". Go to www.dragonboysuede.com and it's yours. Enjoy!I got a message from a guy in Michigan who is gonna be Lee for Halloween!Halloween...
Posted by dragon boy suede on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:05:00 PST

Wolves is on itunes now!!

You Won't Sass Me Like That When I Can Summon Wolves is on itunes!!It's a great updated version!!! Check it out . Thanks - DBS
Posted by dragon boy suede on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST

sorry about the songs on here

I'm having a weird problem. My songs get replaced by videos from the weather channel. I'm working on fixing it. In the mean time go to www.myspace.com/dragonboyusedetunes or itunes to add/ download or...
Posted by dragon boy suede on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:00:00 PST

Want dbs to play your college? Summon him....

DBS will come play at your college. Tell your activities director to contact DBS. Just have he/she message him on myspace.
Posted by dragon boy suede on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:38:00 PST

dbs tracks are now on ITUNES!

Five songs are up on itunes! Street Legal, Buy you Clothes, Heal with my Steel , Poon Soup and Daddy Likey. Wolves will be up soon. More to come!!!
Posted by dragon boy suede on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:34:00 PST

dbs is on itunes

DBS is on itunes. 5 songs so far. More to come...
Posted by dragon boy suede on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

Poon Soup on Lampoon Radio

I've just been informed that cd cut " Poon Soup" is on heavy rotation on XM Satellite Radio's  National Lampoon Radio. Congrats to DBS's filthiest release to date, a song that gives the world one...
Posted by dragon boy suede on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:48:00 PST

6 SONG CD IS FOR SALE AT http://cdbaby.com/cd/dragonboysuede

6 SONG CD IS FOR SALE AT http://cdbaby.com/cd/dragonboysuede You can preview all the tracks there too. Thanks!
Posted by dragon boy suede on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:53:00 PST