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Nick Swardson

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About Me

NICK’S 2008 TOUR

05/01-Sacramento, CA-Crest Theater - ON SALE NOW

05/02-San Francisco, CA-The Warfield - ON SALE NOW

05/08-Ft. Lauderdale-Parker Playhouse - ON SALE NOW

05/09-Tampa, FL-Ferguson Hall - ON SALE NOW

05/15 -Albany, NY - The Egg - ON SALE NOW

05/16-Philadelphia, PA-Tower Theater - ON SALE NOW

05/17-Detroit, MI-Fillmore Theater - ON SALE NOW

06/12-Cleveland, OH-Palace Theater - ON SALE 05/09

06/13-Indianapolis, IN-Egyptian Room - ON SALE NOW

06/14-St. Louis, MO-Pageant Theater - ON SALE 05/09

06/19-San Antonio, TX-Empire Theater- ON SALE 05/16

06/21-Dallas, TX-Majestic Theater - ON SALE 05/16

06/28-Anaheim, CA-The Grove - ON SALE 05/02

09/26-Orlando, FL-Hard Rock- ON SALE SOON

09/27-Atlanta, GA-The Tabernacle - ON SALE NOW

November 16th with Jamie Kennedy

My Interests

Grey Goose vodka, UFC, skipping, high fiving anyone named Drindle Reeves, farting and then blaming it on a homeless gay guy, Minnesota Vikings!!, putting food into my mouth, finding the cure for blindness, teaching kids how to read and write then giving them a can of spray paint.

I'd like to meet:


Have you met Gay Robot?

Music:

All time bands: U2, Weezer, Radiohead, Beastie Boys, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Zeppelin, Replacements, P.O.D., Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine and Coldplay (yeah I said it mother fucker)Rappers: Big Pun, Kwali, Eminem, Tupac, Rakim and DIRT NASTY!!!Classical: That one old guy with that dope ass wig that plays that old shit.

Movies:


Television:

Sportscenter on ESPN. Best show ever. No joke. 'Rob and Big' on MTV (Rob Dyrdek OWNS) And my new favorite 'America's Got Diarrhea'.

Books:

Where's Waldo

Heroes:

UFC fighters BJ Penn and Chris "Crippler" Leben

My Blog

HALF WAY THROUGH THE TOUR

What's up everyone, half way through the tour. It's been amazing. Thanks for coming to the shows. Here's my recap. Nashville - Ryman is legendary. Honored to perform there. Same stage as Elvis, Johnny...
Posted by Nick Swardson on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:21:00 PST

March 3rd - SPRING TOUR Update

Announcing tour this week. Here are the early dates. Tickets NOT on sale yet. But these are the on sale dates and venues AND show dates.April 25th - Atlanta, GA - The Tabernacle theater - ON SALE Marc...
Posted by Nick Swardson on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:05:00 PST

To The Troops

Just want to send all my love and respect to the troops over seas. I've gotten alot of emails from you guys and your wives/girlfriends/boyfriends/etc. I can't imagine how rough that must be. Get home ...
Posted by Nick Swardson on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:47:00 PST