The president doesn’t keep you from High Five-ing |
I gotta address the really weird vibe going on in our country right now. The economy and gas prices seem to be making everyone seem slightly scared at all times. We haven't seen times like this since ...
Posted by owen benjamin on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:43:00 PST |
Gaytown, a town where everyone is gay. |
Gaytown is a show i developed with Sony for the last 7 months. I came up the idea because of my family. My dad now a retired opera singer is very famboyant. He has a small dog named dolly dumpling. He...
Posted by owen benjamin on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:44:00 PST |
How to survive a break up |
Break ups are a part of life. It feels like everyone is breaking up around me. There’s something break up-y about the spring time. I think the birds starts chirping and the snow starts melting a...
Posted by owen benjamin on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:10:00 PST |
Stupid people are awesome |
Sometimes I'll hear someone say something or read what someone writes and it dawns on me that they're intensely stupid. Don't get me wrong, I'm a terrible speller and only recently mastered the "i bef...
Posted by owen benjamin on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:01:00 PST |
HOW TO: GET SEX ON VALENTINE S DAY WITHOUT SPENDING A DIME |
HOW TO: GET SEX ON VALENTINE"S DAY WITHOUT SPENDING A DIMEBy: Owen BenjaminThis Valentines Day, men face a very difficult challenge; How do we please our loved one without spending very much money? Va...
Posted by owen benjamin on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:29:00 PST |
spinning class |
so, the big O hit the spinning class today. I'm all about firm buns in 08. Long story short spinning is WICKED intense. An hour of hard techno and uphill climbs. I loved it, so into spinning. My buns ...
Posted by owen benjamin on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:33:00 PST |
new years is national hung over day |
today is probably the most hung over the world will ever be collectively. Last night was outstanding. I had just gotten home from a two day wine bender of napa and sonoma county and then we raged in t...
Posted by owen benjamin on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:10:00 PST |
My thoughts on the holidays |
Holiday season time...For the most part I like the holidays. What I don't like about them is the pressure we feel to be extra cheery and emotional. Santa is a fun loving kind of pervy dude who's cool ...
Posted by owen benjamin on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 05:28:00 PST |
Stand up dates |
Whats up world?So, after a brief hiatus from stand up, i'm gonna go back on the road. I have a bunch of weekends up on my profile. i'm really excited about the mini-tour. what else is new? I havn't...
Posted by owen benjamin on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:39:00 PST |
what we’re thankful for this year |
Thanksgiving is in a few hours and I'd like to start a discussion on things we're thankful for this year. As we remember those oddly dressed sexually repressed pilgrims we must also remember our year...
Posted by owen benjamin on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:54:00 PST |
