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Cricket Lee

We got Cricket with the quickness and the bass line -Sublime

About Me

HERE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME: It really fucking bothers me when I try to share something new with someone not only to have them shit all over it, but THEN trying to make me feel stupid for liking it. DON'T FUCKING BE THAT GUY.with that said...i am Korean, Chinese, German, British, Irish, Scottish, and Welsh, which would explain a lot...but i can hold my liquor better than you, Princess.i'm living life with my dog Puka by my side. (note: she has since died but i can't bring myself to delete this sentence)i love the stage. i've done tv and film and am not adverse to doing it, but there really is nothing like being on the boards where there's no second take.i developed a huge crush on The Ramones after seeing Rock and Roll High School at age 10 and was fortunate to see them live at Lollapalooza in my 20's.i love jazz and live at the home of the Lionel Hampton Jazz Festival, so once a year i have the privilege of seeing the some of the world's best jazz musicians, and i've made some good friends because of it. Gates may be gone, but his legacy lives on.i pwn boys. i love my mommy. st genesius is my homeboy.i am moving to L.A in the fall of 2007. i'm hoping to start a theatre company for the disabled, while singing jazz anywhere they let me. any idiot can put out a cd, but it takes a REAL talent to back it up live...and i'm just not there yet. anyone who is an AQUARIUS rules, without question...but Geminis are pretty sweet, too. one of my favourite shows is 'Dinner for Five' on IFC. so if i could have my own version, i would choose Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Michael Buble, and Denis Leary. how fucking CRAZY would that dinner be?i love tall, nerdy guys. i have a weakness for men who play/sing jazz, or can make me laugh. you can be a nerd and still be sexy as fuck, you know. i believe in long, slow kisses that last for days. i love to sing jazz. it's a dream of mine to sing 'baby, it's cold outside' with Seth Macfarlane. i love texas hold em. if you ever want to play, i'm more than happy to take your money.my absolute favourite drinks are Lindeman's Framboise (raspberry) Lambic Belgian Ale and Lindeman's Kreik Black Cherry Lambic Belgian Ale...it's like fruity boozy soda. grappas are nice too. so are flavoured martinis. NOW you see why Seth MacFarlane is my hero? we're both social alcoholics. lol. for me it's a drink in one hand and a blunt/joint in the other, with my poker hand face down in front of me. but everything in moderation, my friends. always expose yourself to something new, not someONE new. you might get arrested. and before i die, i want to own a bottle of Remy Martin Louis XIII brandy. it's 1600 bucks but hey, for a 50 year old brandy housed in a stunning handblown Baccarat crystal decanter...it's well worth it. it's the smoothest brandy around. and i'd happily share it with those that i love. "So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know. -Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?Not right now.-A girl's gotta have her standards." -Real Genius (1985)meet my comic book doppleganger, Emily the Strange
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You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination.
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You make every one laugh!!! You are so funny and can always think of something great to say! Make sure you don't hurt someone with your jokes, but keep being your funny self!!

My Interests

acting, singing/listening to jazz, reading, films, music, directing (but not so much), texas hold em, Joel McHale (he's fucking sexy, funny, AND a Northwest boy...THAT'S HOT), Stephen Colbert (I have had some pretty hot fantasies involving Mr C...so HOT), hosting the occasional radio program as either Wednesday Jones or Lady C. what else you got? I might be up for it.Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™
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I'd like to meet:

there is a rhyme and reason to why i want to meet these people. they're talented as hell and have a GREAT sense of humour. that, and i really don't play well with girls. but there are a few ladies that i love and respect, friend or not. i have met some amazing people in my lifetime, but like jell-o, there's always room for more. so step up and say hello. i seriously did not mean for that to rhyme.FIRST AND FOREMOST: anyone in my top friends that I don't know in real time.Seth Macfarlane (cause he's a fucking genius and would be wicked fun to have a drink with...it's always been a dream of mine to sing a duet with him), Bob Saget (the illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater),Patrick Dempsey(i've had a crush on him WAY before he became dr. mcdreamy), James Spader(same fucking reason), Alex Borstein (MADtv, Lois on Family Guy)cause she's really sweet and is another person i would love to sing a duet with, Steve Martin (who had me from the day he talked about 'getting small'), Bruce Willis (cause bald or with hair he's fine as hell, and a cool guy to boot), Steve Coogan, Dylan Moran, Michael Buble' (another guy i would LOVE LOVE LOVE to sing a duet with), Sam Rockwell (confessions of a dangerous mind), Simon Pegg, Martin Freeman, Ricky Gervais, Jason Sudeikis, Thomas Lennon, Cedric Yarbrough, Denis Leary, Dean Winters (rescue me), George Clooney (no matter how hard i try, i can't help lovin dat man), Terence Howard (crash, hustle and flow) cause he's a sexy brother and talented as all hell, Justin Timberlake (i would do some serious damage to that kid. don't laugh, i know some of you closet love him, you know you think he sexy), Edward Norton, Seth Meyers (saturday night live) and his brother Josh Meyers (that 70's show, date movie) because they would make Poker night a total riot, Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, *****I have mad respect for anyone from SNL or MADtv because you gotta have some SERIOUS chops to come up with funny shit week after week. Chris Noth (mr big from sex and the city, what are you kidding me?! he's still hot), Zach Braff, Marcellas Reynolds (big brother 3 and 7), chef Gordon Ramsay (hell's kitchen, ramsay's kitchen nightmares), chef Bobby Flay, chef Paula Deen because Miss Paula is a true southern gal and uses real cream and butter (like a true southern gal should, and her boys are really sweet and funny), and finally...i'd like to meet the love of my life, a guy with a set of full lips that knows how to use them. that, and Kevin Smith too. snoogans.

Music:

Sparks, Squeeze, Journey, Cake, The Police, The Strokes, The Beatles, Sublime, Styx, Jack Johnson, The Pretenders, The Ramones, Stone Temple Pilots, Electric Light Orchestra, Steve Miller Band, The Stone Roses, The La's, The Killers, Soul Coughing, Dr Dre, 3rd Bass, Slick Rick, mc chris, JJ Fad, Collective Soul, Ben Folds Five, Barenaked Ladies, Peter Bjorn and John, The Rutles, Nick Drake, Snow Patrol, Keane, Benny Green, Michael Buble, Chet Baker, Richard Cheese, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, John Pizzarelli, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Lionel Hampton, Louis Jordan, Louis Prima, Ella Fitzgerald, Annie Ross, Roberta Gambarini, Sarah Vaughan, Dorothy Dandridge, Nina Simone, AC/DC, Regina Spektor, Rufus Wainwright, Loudon Wainwright III, Martha Wainwright, Bob Marley, UB40, U2, XTC, Eddie Money, Jackson Browne, Tim McGraw, Billy Joel, Mario Lanza, The Cars, The Cure, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, Sisters of Mercy, Jesus and Mary Chain, Prince, Morris Day and The Time, New Order, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, Men at Work, Joy Division, Phish, New Order, Hoodoo Gurus, Badfinger, Buddy Holly and the Crickets, Joan Jett, 50's music, surf rock, The Beach Boys (before that goddamned 'kokomo' song), Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Mother Love Bone, Soundgarden, Heart, The Lovemongers, Smashing Pumpkins, 50 Cent, Snoop Dogg, Yin Yang Twins, 2Pac, Kanye West, De La Soul, The Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, Blues Traveler, Iron Maiden, Def Leppard, Berlioz, Mozart, Stephen Sondheim, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Paul Williams...my taste is pretty well developed and I can find the good in almost any genre...almost.OBJECTS OF MY AFFECTION BY PETER, BJORN & JOHN is my new theme song.

Movies:

Singles, Bugsy Malone, The Player, Scotland, PA, Shaun of the Dead, Napoleon Dynamite, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, all Coen Brothers (especially Miller's Crossing, The Big Lebowski, and Blood Simple), all Kevin Smith, Oliver Stone, Edward Scissorhands, all Adam Sandler (give me shit, i DARE you), 1941 (spielberg's second film), Jaws (his first), Raiders of the Lost Ark trilogy, Star Wars episodes 4-6, American Graffiti, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dazed and Confused, The Sandlot, Animal House, Porky's, A Nightmare on Elm Street (the first one ONLY), Sleepaway Camp, Friday the 13th (first one ONLY),Halloween,japanese/korean horror films,Up the Academy,The Blues Brothers, The Bad News Bears (1976), The Heart is Deceitful Above all Things, Full Metal Jacket, Bounce, Half Baked, all Quentin Tarantino, The Virgin Spring, Cocteau's Beauty and the Beast, The Hotel New Hampshire, The World According to Garp, Party Monster, The Matador, Defending Your Life
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Television:

Sex and the City, ER, Extras, Slings and Arrows, The State, Reno 911, Halfway Home, Robot Chicken, The Oblongs, Sesame Street, The Electric Company, The Boondocks, Spaced, The Simpsons, Family Guy, [adult swim], Hellsing (anime series), Rescue Me, Ugly Betty, Boston Legal, Dinner for Five (ifc), Moral Orel, That 70's Show, 1 vs 100, Pop-up Video, The Critic, Scrubs, Degrassi (from jr high to the next generation), Grey's Anatomy, Fawlty Towers, MADtv, SNL, 30 Rock, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (god, do i love this show)

Books:

Tom Swift, The Cricket in Times Square, Beezus and Ramona, The Great Brain, The Hardy Boys, How to Eat Fried Worms, Encyclopedia Brown, Choose Your Own Adventure, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Bobsey Twins, the "Little Miss" series, all Dr Seuss, Nancy Drew (Hey! stop smirking! there's NOTHING wrong with still loving books that you loved as a kid),Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Darwin Awards, He's Just Not That Into You, How I Paid for College, The Color of Water, Skinny Women are Evil, To Kill a Mockingbird, Naked, Fat Pig: a play, The Marijuana-logues, The World According to Garp, The Cider House Rules...I like to read. I ALSO READ A LOT OF PLAYS. I LOVE Neil Labute, Harold Pinter (favourite play: The Dumbwaiter), Wendy Wasserstein, Shakespeare (favourite play: MacBeth), Tom Stoppard, Peter Shaffer, John Patrick Shanley, Neil Simon, Christopher Durang, Tony Kushner, Lillian Hellman (The Children's Hour), David Mamet, Rebecca Gilman, Sam Shepard...the list goes on and on.

Heroes:

my mom. she has gives me the encouragement and drive to do what i want, whether or not i succeed. through her i've learned that you should always repay those that were kind to you, and those who weren't will get theirs in the end. karma's cord can be stretched pretty far, but i would hate to be there when it snaps back to slap those in the face. another person i admire is Rainn Wilson (The Office). I took an acting workshop from him 13 or so years ago and one of the things i took away from that was him saying 'a good actor always wants to go first'. look where it's got him. i can only hope to have the amount of success that he has. that, and Blueberry Muffin because she was ALWAYS overshadowed by that bitch Strawberry Shortcake. and Cricket O'Dell

My Blog

now if they stepped to me like this, I'd probably let them in.

let me preface this by saying that if you live in the Northwest, you're MORE than familiar with Mormons.  fuck, there's a goddamn mini temple (complete with indoor basketball court) ON CAMPUS a b...
Posted by Cherry-Flavoured Cricket on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:23:00 PST

A Very Short Song

Once, when I was young and true,Someone left me sad-Broke my brittle heart in two;And that is very bad.Love is for unlucky folk,Love is but a curse.Once there was a heart I broke;And that, I think, is...
Posted by Cherry-Flavoured Cricket on Sun, 27 May 2007 03:16:00 PST

Flat Cricket Lee

so. thanks to two wonderful gentlemen named Lord Douchebag and J-Rad (using Photoshop, MS Paint, www.zingfu.com, and other programs), this year I have found myself: on a date with Denis Leary for my b...
Posted by Cherry-Flavoured Cricket on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:00:00 PST

keep your fucking hand down in and lecture and shut up. no one cares: the flashback.

as I was working on a paper to finish my INC in this class, I was reminded of one of the most annoying days EVER in my history as a college student. file this under 'stupid people shouldn't breed'***e...
Posted by Cherry-Flavoured Cricket on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:54:00 PST

ballade at thirty-five

This, no song of an ingénue, This, no ballad of innocence; This, the rhyme of a lady who Followed ever her natural bents. This, a solo of sapience, This, a chantey of sophistry, This, the ...
Posted by Cherry-Flavoured Cricket on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

sometimes you own the Buffalo, sometimes the Buffalo pwns you.

...and the Crocs are that guy you know who always eats some of your fries without asking.this was taken at Kruger National Park in South Africa, and a VERY rare occurance to capture on film.  The...
Posted by Cherry-Flavoured Cricket on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:33:00 PST

32 short films about Miss Cricket Lee.

I yoinked this from LoriO.-Where is the last place you held hands?I haven't held a man's hand in a very long time.  the last thing I held was Puka's paw in the exam room as she died.-If you were ...
Posted by Cherry-Flavoured Cricket on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:26:00 PST

cricket digs fourplay...

it's true.yeah, yeah.  I know it's spelled 'fore'.  it's a pun.  duh.FOUR JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE:1. News Director at a radio station2. On-Air DJ/club DJ3. clerk in a record store th...
Posted by Cherry-Flavoured Cricket on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:35:00 PST

lions and tigers and snipers...oh my.

my secret garden is not so secret anymore.okay, so now the place I've called home for years has now joined the ranks of the others who managed to acquire themselves a sniper.  in less than a mont...
Posted by Cherry-Flavoured Cricket on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:31:00 PST

drinking in the woods.

The great thing about living in Idaho is that drinking in your backyard is basically drinking in the woods. being out in the Great Outdoors watching the sunset and the stars blanket the night sky wit...
Posted by Cherry-Flavoured Cricket on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:27:00 PST