May 31st,2007
KBR Haliburton Building Concentration Camps In USA , Yes It's For Fucking Real: KRB to construct detention facilities in the event of a national emergency......
Republicans Continue To Loathe Hollywood But Love Actors: Tough-guy Thompson rocks '08 Republicans .....
Finally Some Good News , Piece Of Shit Spammer Arrested: A 27-year-old man described as one of the world's most prolific spammers was arrested Wednesday, .....
Idiots Open Museum: A museum that tells the Bible's version of Earth's history .....
Russia Brags About Its Big Cock : On Tuesday test-launched a new intercontinental ballistic missile capable of carrying multiple independent warheads .....
More Lectures From Shit For Brains: President Bush attacked opponents of an immigration deal Tuesday, suggesting they "don't want to do what's right for America.".....
Filthy Scum Sucking Republicans Continue To Suck Scum: Post Reporter: ‘So What Is This Caging Thing?’....
N.J. Governor Whines About Seatbelts And Wastes Tax Dollars On A Ridiculous PSA: So begins Corzine's public service announcement promoting seat belt use,...
A Psychologist And A Lawyer Crap Out Some Kids: The psychologist who gave birth to twin boys at age 60...
Democrats Complete Pussies, Idiot In The White House Happy As Pig In Shit: Bush supports $120B Iraq war compromise...
Democrats Continue To Uphold Reputation For Being Big Pussies: Democrats Drop Withdrawal Dates From Iraq Bill,...
Hey Christian Bigots Look! Gay Birds Recruiting For Gay Bird Army: A pair of gay flamingos have adopted an abandoned chick,...
Middle East, Just A Complete Clusterfuk Mess: Thousands flee besieged Lebanese camp...
U.S. Dollar Continues To Amount To Jack Shit: Since the beginning of the year, the buck has shrunk 5 percent...
Washed Up Christian Rocker Gets In Dutch With The Cops: Former Creed singer charged with assault...
Another Criminal Cocksucker Feels Like He Needs An Extra 100 Million. Please God ,Kill These People: Federal prosecutors have asked a judge to immediately freeze the assets of former Qwest Communications International Inc. Chief Executive Joseph Nacchio...
Rich Saudi Asshole, Idiot, Fucks Up His Boat: One of the world's biggest private yachts, a 108-metre (354-foot) vessel belonging to Saudi billionaire Nasser Al-Rashid,...
Say What You Want About The Guy, He Makes Good Movies: Moore lays down his weapons for Sicko,...
Carter Pussies Out, Again: Former President Jimmy Carter said remarks he made about Republican President George W. Bush's ,...
Pigs Cant Stop Writing Chicken Shit Tickets And Harassing Good Hard Working Citizens: New seat belt laws take effect July 1. ,...
The Telecommunications Act Of 1996 Continues To Screw Us With Help From Our Bullshit Supreme Court: The court ruled 7-2 that the suit lacked any specifics in accusing the companies of secretly. ,...