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Philosopher for hire

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Do you have unanswered questions about the Universe?Would you like to know which came first,the chicken or the egg? If so,I'm your guy. I have spent countless hours(and gallons of coffee) thinking about everything and have developed numerous philosophies on a multitude of various topics.I will also develop new philosophies to meet your specific philosopohical needs.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

The inquisitive

Tools Of The Trade:

Television:

Is Dumb

****is cool****

Books:

ALL OF THEM

My Blog

Ron Paul

Who is this Ron Paul guy and why does everyone tell me I must vote for him?
Posted by Philosopher for hire on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:42:00 PST

The Ten Commandments Rebuttal

The Ten Commandments Rebuttal 1) Thou shalt have no other gods before me I find it strange that an all powerful supreme being would be so insecure. Besides what's wrong with liking Buddha. He'...
Posted by Philosopher for hire on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:14:00 PST

My head hurts...

Yesterday I read here on the internets about President George Bush's trip to Israel. According to AP News President George Bush is quoted as saying ,"The United States should have 'bombed' Auschwitz....
Posted by Philosopher for hire on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:39:00 PST

question for all

In this day and age,is it possible for a white person in their mid-30's to joke about ethnicity and not be labeled a racist?
Posted by Philosopher for hire on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:37:00 PST

This one’s for the ladies...

The Eternal WomanWomen and men have always been partners. We need each other for the simplest and most cogent of all possible reasons: the survival of our species through the propagation and rearing o...
Posted by Philosopher for hire on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:40:00 PST

The Week Before Christmas Parody

The Week Before Christmas Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the house, everyone was stressed out,including the mouse. Dad hung the stockings,and the ornaments were hung, as the T...
Posted by Philosopher for hire on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:47:00 PST

Ordering @ McDonalds in the future

Customer: I'll have a large number 2 with a coke.Robot: Number 2 with coke. Pay us $79.95 and move forward to security checkpoint 2 for further processing of your order.All hail Supreme Chancellor McC...
Posted by Philosopher for hire on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 04:13:00 PST

A letter to the Fat Cats

Dearest Fat Cats, I would like to extend to you most joyous holiday wishes. Thank you for the bombardment of advertising and abundance of crappy(and apparently deadly) products,not to mention the un...
Posted by Philosopher for hire on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:17:00 PST

A question from Know One

know one asks "I would like to know what you would think about the theory that everything is light, on a physically infinite universe, on the importance of nietzche both to yourself and to his impa...
Posted by Philosopher for hire on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:29:00 PST

Question from Dirty Lipstick hippie

Dirty Lipstick Hippie asks the following questions, {total think time 3 mons 2 days} 1. Is Infinity a simple distraction from the inevitability of death? ...
Posted by Philosopher for hire on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 06:02:00 PST