Breakfast Anytime
- Fresh,hot and smothered in organic hemp oil maple syrup.So delicious Mitch Hedberg would eat all three!
- Two eggs anyway you want em,rye ,white or wheat toast,and your choice of bacon or sausage.All sprinkled with our special seasoning.
- Our waffle batter is mixed with the freshest Maui herbs.One bite and
you're guaranteed to forget who you are and what you were doing.
- Our delicious french toast,soaked in LSD.See ya in about a month.
Lunch
- A 2 lb all beef patty,Smothered in all kinds of shit, served open ass-face on a GIANT roll made of enriched hemp flour.
- Hand carved turkey,crispy bacon,juicy tomato slices,and cannabis sativa lettuce on your choice of toast.5 piece sandwich served for 2.May the best man win.
- The Biggest ,badest,turkey sandwich in the western world.
- Scientifically engineered,it's the dawn of the new hotdog,for a new age,for the ballpark of tommorow.Dinner
- The gamers steak.Marinated in a mescaline glaze.
- The delicious classic served Joe's style with Joe's unique blend of oregano.
- One cucumber raw,guaranteed to keep you skinny,pale,white and pasty for your next emo concert or rainbow festival.
- Fresh Salmon pulled from our bong water aquariums,and smoked to perfection.All orders served via myspace mail.