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The Puck Lass

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

About Me

I only date geeks and I can cook better than your mother. I don't watch much TV, and I'm online as allowed by my crazy work schedule.
I believe that people can love and be in love with more than one person at a time, and love and sex should not be used to hurt one another.
I have a man in my life, and he's not going anywhere.
I am looking for friends, anyone who feels like talking to a geeky girl is welcome to apply.

My Interests

My computer, the internet, books, comic books, horror movies, music, Penn & Teller, stage magic, cartoons, cooking, geeks, tattoos, and many other things. I love Silent Hill, both the movie and all the games.

I'd like to meet:

I hope to meet some geeks, male and female. Maybe someone who enjoys Robert Heinlein. Also anyone else who's interesting and intelligent.
I'm sure we'll find something to talk about.
I've got better ways to spend my time than by trying to impress petty two-faced bitches, so if this is you, take your 'drama-llama' and keep looking.

Music:

In absolutely random order: Tool, Disturbed, System of a Down, David Bowie, Sex Pistols, Billy Idol, Alice Cooper, KISS, The Misfits, King Diamond, Concrete Blonde, Simon and Garfunkle, Janis Joplin, DethKlok, Voltaire, Joy Division, New Order, Radiohead, Portishead, U2, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Eminem, Bauhaus, Einsturzende Neubauten, Sepultura, The Who, Dead can Dance, Primus, Iggy Pop, Cream, Pixies, Blood Hound Gang, The Cult, The Clash, The Cure, Blondie, Queen, Devo, MSI, The Cars, AC/DC, Prodigy, The Stone Roses, Gunns and Roses, Motley Crue, Cake, Beastie Boys, Arlo Guthrie, A Perfect Circle, The Byrds, Type O Negative, The Eagles, The Moody Blues, The Velvet Underground, Lynyrd Skynyrd, R.E.M., The Rolling Stones, James Iha, Veruca Salt, Pink Floyd, Rush, Led Zepplin, The Beatles, The Smashing Pumpkins, Zwan, The Doors, Weezer, Jimi Hendrix ... This list will keep growing. I like being exposed to new music.

Movies:

Kill Bill 1&2, Silent Hill, Boondock Saints, Labyrinth, Saw, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Tales from the Darkside: The Movie, Hero, 28 Days Later, Kung Fu Hustle, The Neverending Story, From Dusk til Dawn, Clockwork Orange, Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior, The Protector, The Nightmare on Elm St. series, Poltergiest, Evil Dead, House of 1,000 Corpses, Time Bandits, Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight, Ravenous, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, True Romance, Freddy vs. Jason, Pirates of the Carribean, Catch Me If You Can, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Army of Darkness, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Crow, The Departed, Hellraiser, Alice's Restaurant, Legend, Dogma, The Last Unicorn, LOTR trilogy, cheap horror flims, zombie movies, action movies... Just no chick flicks. Ever.

Television:

Adult Swim, Heroes, South Park, Star Trek, Penn & Teller's Bullshit! Anything on Comedy Central, Sci-Fi, TLC, Discovery, or the Hitler History Channel. I don't really watch a lot of tv, though, despite this list.

Books:

How about if I just list authors? Robert Heinlein, Neil Gaiman, Ray Bradbury, Penn & Teller, Lewis Carroll, R.A. Salvator, Piers Anthony, Stephen King, Poppy Z. Brite, Mercedes Lackey, Mark Twain, Robert R. McCammon, Tanya Huff, Rosemary Edghill, Peter Straub. I love horror, sci-fi, fantasy, comic books, and true crime. I'll pretty much read anything that's not nailed down, although the true test is if I will read it again.

Heroes:

Heroes? I have people I look up to and respect highly, I suppose that makes them my heroes. Spider Jerusalem. Penn & Teller (who didn't see that coming??), I dunno. Anyone that was able to make a successful living off their childhood dream. People that do what they want to do, and don't let anyone's criticism stop them.

My Blog

fun quiz time

Your results:You are ApocalypseApocalypse 81%Magneto 79%Mystique 79%Dark Phoenix 77%Venom 75%Poison Ivy 75%Mr. Freeze 75%The Joker 72%Riddler 68%Catwoman 67%Dr. Doom 66%Two-Face 59%Juggernaut 55%Green...
Posted by The Puck Lass on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:34:00 PST

Toothache

For the last week or so, I've had a toothache in my last remaining wisdom tooth. Friday night it got really bad, and my face started swelling. Tylenol and oragel were doing nothing for the pain. I tri...
Posted by The Puck Lass on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:44:00 PST

Tool

I went to see Tool when they were in Cleveland on Sept. 25th. I can't say they were good, that's not totally honest. It was like attending an hour and a half long orgasm. It was the best concert I've ...
Posted by The Puck Lass on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:49:00 PST

Once upon a time...

I got nothing. Sorry.   Oh. You were looking forward to reading this? Alright, I suppose I could think of something to tell you. ... ... Sorry. Still got nothing. Try again later....
Posted by The Puck Lass on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

well, you see, it's like this...

The cat wanted to dance, and he used my glasses as his partner. So now my glasses are broken, and I had to go to WalMart to get new ones. Ah, well. The new ones are better looking anyway....
Posted by The Puck Lass on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:09:00 PST

A silly quiz...

What kinda sex do you like? Name DOB Favourite Color Times you want to fuck a day.. as many times as possibleFav. position any position as long as its roughHow you like it fuck foreplay..LETS SCR...
Posted by The Puck Lass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oi.

So, I don't really know what to say. Life has been weird. People are even weirder. But that's ok, I like you with no legs. [Text removed]
Posted by The Puck Lass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Deep thoughts...

Well, alright, not so deep thoughts. But it got you to read the post, didn't it? Ha! Anyhow. My friend John sent me a song that he did, and I noticed something. Nearly all my friends are in bands,...
Posted by The Puck Lass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crushes = Bad

You should never date anyone you have a crush on, because it creates a false image of that person. When you get to know them, and see what an asshole they really are, it kills the whole thing. Someti...
Posted by The Puck Lass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blah.

Things are going fairly well for me. I finally broke down and got a cell phone last week. I met a really great person, and have been spending a lot of time with him. No, I have not found jesus, bu...
Posted by The Puck Lass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST