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UNICRON

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When the molten lava had cooled and the seas began to form, from the void came UNICRON. Armed with the power of ROCK and an obsessive sex drive, UNICRON proclaimed, 'It is ROCK I bring you, and it is ROCK that shall save you." With this power, UNICRON created man in HIS own image. And for millenia, man enjoyed ROCK and ROCK enjoyed man, and UNICRON saw that it was good. But with the invention of MASS MEDIA, the forces of evil ruthlessly denegrated rock, allowing for EMO, ALTERNATIVE ROCK, SMOOTH JAZZ, and other types of sexless music. When UNICRON saw what man had done, HE birthed 3 incarnations of ROCK, the Rev Dick Penetrator, the KEEPER OF THE BEAT, Neal "the Sextranaut" Cockstrong, the MELTER OF FACES, and Dr. Xavier Beefcurtains, the MINISTER OF SEXY. It was divine intervention that brought these creatures of fate into existence, but it was pure coincidence that they had all boned the same red head within a week of each other, leading them to wonder who was the father. When they decided it would be funny if they all avoided responsibity, UNICRON: the Band was born.The CRON droppin' some "Fat People Leotard Snack Mix" at the Hood

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Member Since: 4/14/2005
Band Website: geocities.com/unicronband/index.htm
Band Members:Reverend Dick PenetratorNeal "The Sextra-naut" CockstrongDr. Xavier Beefcutrains, AKA MANTRON BASSBOT 9000The CRON basting some turkey at the Robin Hood.
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Sounds Like: Something like this."Spacial Facial" at the Robin Hood.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Videos!!!

Fucking finally! The performance from the Agora on 10/13 has been uploaded to http://yebotv.com/play/Ut10zBgfyTS (part1) and http://www.yebotv.com/play/c3gPyOqaMan (part 2).Phaseur's amazing performan...
Posted by UNICRON on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:10:00 PST

HEY YOU GUYS

Hello Readers,      Okay, it's been a while since I did one of these things. I'm sure some of you felt like Steve Irwin 2 weeks ago, with the proverbial stingray through the heart....
Posted by UNICRON on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:56:00 PST

Remember the Alamo!

Moved out this weekend. It was an epic 3 years. We also had to clean up 3 years of epic. If you have any pictures/video/stories of the Alamo you'd like to share, please do. Reverend Dick Penetrator...
Posted by UNICRON on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:24:00 PST

A Few Things

1. If you haven't already noticed, the Agora show has been canceled/postponed due to an injury in one of the touring bands, hence: 2. Antoine's last show will be Friday 7/20 at the Summer Sessions fes...
Posted by UNICRON on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:50:00 PST

Antoine's Last Show!

     As many of you may know, Dr Xavier Beefcurtains, AKA MANTRON BASSBOT, AKA Antoine Henderson is moving to Brooklyn at the end of the month. Twon, who replaced Biff Stifftickle ...
Posted by UNICRON on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:27:00 PST

Transformers Movie Sucked

     This is what rock n' roll is all about. Driving blindly across the state to play at clubs you've never been to for people who've never heard of you. Drinking cheap beer and wh...
Posted by UNICRON on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:13:00 PST

Summer Fun and Shit. Oh yeah, Antoine's moving.

Man this summer is kicking ass! What a great time in Cleveland last weekend. Thanks to the Gnome, XE LA, the Lab Rats, the Grog Shop, Nemeth's Lounge, John Brad and all the folks who made it out for b...
Posted by UNICRON on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:44:00 PST

If anyone has one of these, they can be in UNICRON

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o_PHLUvDZSg
Posted by UNICRON on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:45:00 PST

WHO WANTS A MOUSTACHE RIDE?

SWEET ASS SHOW THIS FRIDAY, JUNE 22. SO SWEET THIS BLOG IS IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. AT THE GROG SHOP WE GOT UNICRON, THE LAB RATS, UNCANNY XELA AND MR FUCKING GNOME. WE HAVEN'T PLAYED WITH THE GNOME IN...
Posted by UNICRON on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:10:00 PST

The Hair of the Blog, Updated Shitlist

Badda Boom. After several months of no new additions to UNICRON's shitlist, we got 2 big ones! Welcome to the list Scarlet & Gay Caf-gay and house douchebag extroidanaire Art "The Soundgay" Douche...
Posted by UNICRON on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:37:00 PST