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Ho-Moo-genized 2% Milk

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About Me

well, it's obvious that i'm a hideous triumph of form and function. yet there is no one way to describe one's self just through words. true words help those who are unable to see, but it is also a culmination of actions with these words. to bring it down, you have to see me to believe me.however i think i can sum it up with these gif's: I adopted a cute lil' cow fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!and possibly other ones that i havent found yet and also because i'm an idiot at computers.
You Know You're From Buffalo When...
When speaking "the" precedes the number or name of any highway (The Scajaquada, The 33, The 290)Snow tires come standard on your car.You can identify an "Alden" accent.You have gotton frost bitten and sunburned in the same weekend"Down south" means GowandaYou bake with "soda" and drink "pop".Stop/Slow/Yield Signs..are suggestions.You can hold an entire conversation on the best place to go for wings, a fishfry or pizza.You see nothing wrong with watching fireworks downtown on July 2nd.You not only know what the terms "snowbelt" and "lake effect" mean - you use them on a daily basis.You save the Genny Cream Ale for special occasions.You live within 1 mile of a bowling alley.Not only do you know what it is... but you look forward to "Dingus Day"You never put your winter jacket away for the summer.You like to order beef on "weck" and are always surprised when someone doesn't know what "weck" is.You drive over 70mph on the Thruway and pass on the right.You leave your ski lift tickets on your jacket year round.You know how to pronouce, Scajaquada, Cheektowaga and Depew.The rest of the country is snowbound in the worst blizzard of the century, but you still have to walk your kids to the corner to catch the school bus.You think nothing of crossing an international border for Chinese Food.The acid rain is clearer than your drinking water.When you stop and ask for directions ... you expect to get them.You don't think Canada is to the north ... you know it's to the West.You keep the snowplow on the front of the truck year round.You have a favorite Greek restaurant.When someone says they are from "the City" - you ask "Which one?"You think Jimmy Griffin is a "real" politicianYou can compute a wind chill "factor"You eat Orange Chocolate.You don't have to attend the Friendship Festival to hear it!You know the difference between imported and real Canadian beer.You have not been on the "Maid of the Mist" - unless you had out of town company.You've dined at "Theodore's on the Lake".You immediatley change the channel when you hear "Hi! this is Goldie Gardner...".The winter carnival gets rained out.You call them "Pilot Field" and the "Aud" - no matter what the signs say.You define summer as three months of bed sledding.Your kids have watched Sesame Street - in French and Spanish.You don't get a coughing fit from one sip of Vernors."Gridlock" means driving home from a football game.You wince when someone uses the abbreviation "OJ"."Rapid Transit" means hitting all the green lights.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Buffalo.
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My Interests

sooo many things. drawing, comic books, anything animated, the process of animation, making and maintaining friendships, vats of lard, jokes running from low brow to high brow, monsters of almost any kind (you'd have to see my sketch book to understand that one), cows, monkeys, most mammals and reptiles, the complete inner workings of the human soul, puns, my extended family, movies/videos that are so bad they're laughable (hulk hogan in anything helps), my first pet cat ever mistah simon, the two pets i left back home: lady rebecca and ember, my brother and new family, music of all kinds, crystals and their healing properites, haunted houses, ghost stories, angels, folklore, character backstories, lawful delinquency, b-rate movies, dollar stores, water in which to swim and float, holistic healing in combination with western medicine, dance, healthy discussions, waffles, eyes and vats of ice cream with hot corn dogs lining the outside melting it just slightly. thank you for your time. i'm gonna stick my head in a bucket now.

I'd like to meet:

people. personas. bipedal organisms. anything with a pulse and internet. that sounded rather wrong. basically, i'm down to chat w/ anyone about anything. my aim is ain9el or theycallmemrm00. gimme an im sometime, i'm always up for the idle chit chat. oh, and these ladies.

Music:

you'd be suprised what i like.pretty much anything that helps me visualize and create, wether it be through drawing or dancing or whatever it is i do to amuse myself.i think it's easier to list what i dont like: a sizable chunk of rap, all country music and 99.9999997%of anything emo, crappy morbid goth gunk, all this pop shit going on.....screw it. in no particular order: anythind industrial i can pretty much deal with; korn; static-x; a good chunk of michelle branch's singles, anything irish, fiddles, bagpipes, "alive" by edwin(there's a reason for me saying that); enygma; the monster rancher theme song; flogging molly; anything techno besides trance(i hate it); salsa, cartoon or anime theme songs, our lady peace, einsturzende neubauten; i love hard fast-paced remakes of decent originals(pain-you spin me righr round); remixes of good songs (korn remixes are my favorites so far);classical; city of god; akp; process of elimination; it's hard for me to peg one band down because i dont like everything of one band and i usually just go by what i said above.

Movies:

ok.... anything that can keep me enthralled and doesnt have too many plot holes. unless i'm intentionally looking for bad b-rate movies. then bring on the plot holes.

Television:

it's been forever since i've had cable but pretty much anything animated or anything sci-fi fantasy-sh type.

Books:

anything that involves fantasy of the unbelievable kind (ie japanese short stories, douglas adams, etc.) i'm not saying i'm a scholar. i just knows whats i likes.

Heroes:

my father (r.i.p.) and my brother.

My Blog

Not only.....

not only am i finally back on the internet, but i've posted a few new pics as well.now that i have it on a regular basis.  the internet is really, really fucking boring.
Posted by Ho-Moo-genized 2% Milk on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:04:00 PST

i lost webternet again

yeah it's been about a month since then but i thought i'd tell you all in case you neededd responses sooner.   if you need me you have my number   love always, moo...
Posted by Ho-Moo-genized 2% Milk on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:26:00 PST

sorry i'm not on lately

sorry i havent been on lately, kids.  i'm still unable to get to the internet atmy house but i'm thinking of going for dsl later on since it cheap. later. love always, moo...
Posted by Ho-Moo-genized 2% Milk on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 08:58:00 PST

paranoia agent

anyone see it last night(8/11) or on the previous saturday when it orignally aired(8/6)?  despite the fact that keysh talked thru it all since we werent paying attention to him i got a good chunk...
Posted by Ho-Moo-genized 2% Milk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

been thinking.....

i'm actually suprised no one's really said anything in my comments as to how horrible of a spectacle i made at the end of friday night.  still.  when i was more alive to think about it, i wa...
Posted by Ho-Moo-genized 2% Milk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i personally dont know why they added me....

ok, weird, but whatever.  some gothy chick thing added me to their friends list.  anyone else find that odd?  here, i'll prove it: did this happen to anyone else? ...
Posted by Ho-Moo-genized 2% Milk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

holy crap, i'm famous!!

city-wide baby!!! apparantly, according to jess, one of my good buddies who actually wakes up in the morning, shred and reagan on 103.3(a station here in buffalo) in the morning alluded to me aroun...
Posted by Ho-Moo-genized 2% Milk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

inuyasha I

okay, i caught the episode as of half way through it. inyahsa and the monk were in a hot spring. they were too relaxed to do anything about what jakin was doing. jakin got the tetsusaiga via inu'...
Posted by Ho-Moo-genized 2% Milk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thank you all.....

i just wanted to thank everyone, as belated this may be(due to lack of internet), for coming to my birthday party last month and for all the well wishes!! love you all and merry christmas!!
Posted by Ho-Moo-genized 2% Milk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IS MAH BIRFDAY!!

hey kids,  guess what? THIS WEDNESDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!! i want anyone who reads this that's in the buffalo area and who may or may not give a shit to come over to opium lounge on main street on no...
Posted by Ho-Moo-genized 2% Milk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST