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The Illustrious Miss Kitten

Driven by excess...Fueled by desire...

About Me

Much love for the new quote...
I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't that good. -- Amy Gorin
Rub me and make me purr....
I am a creative junkie slave to a dozen muses. They fight with the demons of practicality that want to pay bills and keep a roof over their heads. I crave words and want to make them flesh. I want to be someones muse again. I want to be the woman that makes you want to be a better man.
Pick your life:
I am The Godess Kali- Thus named for the Strength and the Nurture
I am the Destroyer- Thus named for the Battles and the Kills
I am the Queen of Swords- Thus named for the Truth and the Revelation
I am the Priestess- Thus named for the Innocence and the Hope
I am the Kitten- Thus named or the Cuddles and the Claw
All parts of who am I that can not be denied. Nor should they ever be...
Thanks to Josie and the Pussycats for defining me in song...
"I'm a punk rock prom queen
Brown paper magazine
Hotter than you've ever seen
Everywhere and between
I'm a ten ticket thrill ride
Don't you wanna come inside?
Five star triple threat
Hardest of the hard to get
No one's little red corvette
Ain't seen nothing like me yet
I'm your late night head rush
Ace high royal flush
Red velvet orange crush
You just don't impress me much
A glossy, double cover spread
Opened up inside your head
A black cherry paradise
Half the sugar, twice the spice
I don't wanna treat you nice
Come on baby roll the dice!
And here is a brief ego-driven slideshow as a bit of insight of my love of all things gore...
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My Interests

Transformus, burning, breathing, being, words, theater, horror movies, gore, growth, chaos, the infinite spiraling void and substance that is life....my life...

I'd like to meet:

Unless you know me you can't add me. But, you can send me a message. Tell me a story. Entice me to add you...

Dreamers. Lovers. Creators. Addicts. Muses. Artists. Writers. Perfomers. Brave Souls and Lost Ones. Messiahs and Scoundrals. Mages and Mundanes. Believers and Skeptics. Devotees and Derelicts. Saints and Sinners. Intelligentsia and Fanatics....

Someone who can make me feel safe.


I can also be bribed with Chalupas and Pour Over Butter popcorn.

Music:

Pretty much anything other than Rap, Country and Gospel. I have a special soft spot for Punk, Ska, Jazz, Acid Jazz and Trance.

Movies:

Aything Argento (Dario or Asia), Saw (I and II), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Mirrormask, Hedwing and the Angry Inch, Houde of 1000 Corpses, All of the Living Dead Movies, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Cemetary Man- Ok, let's face it any movie with Zombies and I am pretty happy...

Television:

All the Law and Order Shows, Bones, The L Word, Weeds, Huff, Mythbusters, Sex and the City, Reboot, Monk, Criminal Minds, The Dead Zone, Rescue Me

Books:

The Thursday Next Books- Jasper Fforde, The Talmud, House of Leaves- Mark Danielewski, Edward Gorey books, Hope for the Flowers-Trina Paulus, Tao Te Ching- Lao Tzu, The Poisoned Embrace: A Brief History of Sexual Pessimism-Lawrence Osbourne, Word Made Flesh- Jack O'Connell, Anything by Mark Helprin, Bukowski, Poe, The Brontes, Polidori, Shelly or Byron.

Heroes:

So far...

My Blog

Mary's in ATL

So, on the recent trip to the ATL I hit up karaoke at Mary's with Hampton, Carter, Shawn and Stacie. We had a great time and I have finally uploaded the pics. TO see them check out the new albumBut, ...
Posted by The Illustrious Miss Kitten on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:06:00 PST

YAY!!!

What a great weekend. There wasn't anything about this weekend that wasn't good. There were a few people who I didn't get to see that I wanted to see but sadly that is how schedules do sometimes. Ther...
Posted by The Illustrious Miss Kitten on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:49:00 PST

3...2...1...

Laundry done. (Not put away but at least I have clean clothes to go to Atlanta.)Packed...probably over packed yet still missing something important. (Couldn't locate my Jesus/ Safe Word shirt. *ponder...
Posted by The Illustrious Miss Kitten on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:30:00 PST

My Atlanta Trip- Planning and TMI

Ok, in order to track the Kitten while she is in Atlanta here is something of an agenda. Everyone is welcome to join for just about everything.Some things are subject to change. You more than likely h...
Posted by The Illustrious Miss Kitten on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

Just Random

I get to go back to work on Friday. YAY!!!!!Off to Atlanta this weekend. (Itinerary in a post to follow. We'll play Where's Kitten.) Karma Sutra- The concept of sexual "What goes around comes aro...
Posted by The Illustrious Miss Kitten on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:00:00 PST

Mother's Day

There are a variety of reasons this day depresses me to the core of my soul.I won't go into detail.But, here's the candlelit thought to the Story I'll never know....
Posted by The Illustrious Miss Kitten on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:53:00 PST

the waiting...

"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of  fearful anticipation".   Dario ArgentoI think I can officially say now that I am living i...
Posted by The Illustrious Miss Kitten on Sun, 13 May 2007 10:19:00 PST

dammit...

I think I fucked up.I don't want to go into detail now but- please- think happy thoughts for me that I can talk my way out of this.Stupid migraines fucking up the good things I have.Stupid self for le...
Posted by The Illustrious Miss Kitten on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:53:00 PST

Wheeeeeee!!

Thanks to a very wonderful man I will be coming back to Atlanta the weekend of the 19th. I was wondering what people were up to Sat evening/ night.I was also wondering who might want to go to the Bot...
Posted by The Illustrious Miss Kitten on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:49:00 PST

B'Day Review

Excessive consumption of Razzberry and Cran will make you vomit massive amounts of a black tarry substance.That out of the way...The VNV show was fantastic!!! All the guys in the band were super sweet...
Posted by The Illustrious Miss Kitten on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:38:00 PST