May is over and the reviews are in... |
Mixed bag, this month. I still didn't get a regular job, but I've worked and schemed my way into having bills covered at least through the end of June.The bad news: my car is pretty much d... Posted by Have you heard the story of the fish out of water? on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:53:00 PST |
So this is how I'm going to get in shape, I guess |
The corolla finally bit the dust. Needs a new engine, engine mounts, timing belt, and hampster on wheel. That's right, Geraldo the hampster has died. Pour one out for him, homies.The... Posted by Have you heard the story of the fish out of water? on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:18:00 PST |
Your daily rant |
So, as I was goofing around on the ol' intarwebs earlier today, I came across an article that basically convinced me the human experiment has FAILED. And FAILED MISERABLY. Remember the Spi... Posted by Have you heard the story of the fish out of water? on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:44:00 PST |
Bloody insomnia |
Haven't slept.Horrible, horrible day. What is wrong with my country? What is wrong with people? We invented alarm clocks, nuclear war and celebrity worship. What is wrong with ... Posted by Have you heard the story of the fish out of water? on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:42:00 PST |
Kurt Vonnegut is gone now, and I am poorer for it |
I have always mused on the question: what would an Arian I. Gulick novel READ like? Well, in all honesty, it would probably read like a poor rip off of Kurt Vonnegut, drunk and in a terrib... Posted by Have you heard the story of the fish out of water? on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:37:00 PST |
A late night/early morning haiku |
By way of explanation, there's been an obnoxious fucking beeping coming from the house that's getting remodeled next door for the past two hours or so. It's keeping me from sleeping and making m... Posted by Have you heard the story of the fish out of water? on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:51:00 PST |
Saw Zodiac last night |
As the title suggests, I caught the much hyped new David Fincher flick last night. I was kind of tired and a little bit sick, so my immediate reaction after leaving was "that was long and it suc... Posted by Have you heard the story of the fish out of water? on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 06:10:00 PST |
The Power of Titties |
I have to say, I don't get the whole Anna Nicole thing. She was a ditzy broad with huge knockers, and most of those knockers were comprised of silicone. Or saline. Or something that ... Posted by Have you heard the story of the fish out of water? on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:09:00 PST |
Ideas for a book |
It's occured to me lately that I've been exceedingly lucky recently. Not only did I stumble into a job that is pretty much what I wanted at precisely the moment that I *had* to, I did it with a ... Posted by Have you heard the story of the fish out of water? on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:27:00 PST |
Hooray for employment |
I can breathe a long, long sigh of relief. I'm back amongst the working after a perfunctory background check passes. While it's not as cool as selling a movie for a couple million dollars,... Posted by Have you heard the story of the fish out of water? on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST |