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frank

i love life.

About Me

i love life.

i have to keep telling myself that. i love life. life is... cool. where it's at, yo. it's "tha bomb." it's all that and a bag of chips. snap.

My Interests

french literature. art. education.

I'd like to meet:

someone who will make me not want to kill myself or at the very least someone who won't make me want to kill myself.
oh... and Tom.

Music:

classical. neo-classical. baroque. opera.

Movies:

l'avventura. l'argents des poches. a bout de souffle. les quatre cent coups.

Television:

no thank you.

Books:

proust.

Heroes:

the love of my life and the love in my life. olive. go get 'em tiger.

My Blog

sorry about the stone sour video.

yeah i thought it was funny.apparently it wasn't. if you've no idea what i'm talking about all i can say is, "thank god."my apologies, once again.
Posted by frank on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST

Part Chimp on their Fast Food Nation YouTube videos!

Part Chimp Wants Google's $200 million!
Posted by frank on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:01:00 PST

my new job!

I just got a job writing for extra-large Valentine's candies. It's much more time consuming than you think. They don't like the valentines to repeat themselves in one serving, so you only find "you're...
Posted by frank on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:38:00 PST

Should I put more videos online?

I have a few more, but I kinda got sidetracked. The little "Tom" story is basically over, but I made some more. If enough people are interested I'll put them up. If not, I guess I won't.
Posted by frank on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:45:00 PST

steven. you are in the top friends of 4 DWAYNES!

if that's not good enough...let's see what everyone else has to say about it.anyone?
Posted by frank on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:40:00 PST

Under 17 ?... Please Read!

Hi!Frank here. I'm really glad you want to be my friend and that you like the movie in the theatre and the clips online. I'm fine. Yes, I'm on suicide watch, but no I'm not going to kill myself. Sadly...
Posted by frank on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:18:00 PST

Early Seuss quote from "Monosyllabic Ejaculations"

Could this be the beginning of all my inner conflict and confusion? I figured out "gay" had a different meaning in the past but what was i thinking when reading Dr. Seuss's essay on ejaculation??"To m...
Posted by frank on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 04:11:00 PST

Frank "Hoover" F.A.Q.

Frank "Hoover" F.A.Q.1. Is this REALLY Steve Carell?A: Let's be realistic. Steve Carell is likely too busy and too popular to bother with the one thing most people (myself included) use to pass away s...
Posted by frank on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST

dr. suess

as some of you may know, i've had to put proust down for a while. i reached back into my youth to find some of my first interests in reading and interestingly enough discovered something that almost r...
Posted by frank on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:06:00 PST

on human suffering

Dear Dashboard Confessionale,How is it that dressing suicidal is cool, but being suicidal is gay? I would love to rescue my nephew, Dwayne, from the slough of his mall emo despond, but I can't seem to...
Posted by frank on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 12:23:00 PST