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Queen of England

Sprinkle some anal pixie dust !!

About Me

I'm in denial....

My Interests

Food!

I'd like to meet:

unconventional people.... people who doesn't feel the need to be accepted by the norm... freaks, geeks, nerds, weirdo's....and people who make me laugh till my sides hurt and wet myself ....

Music:

Since I enjoy almost all types of music.. I'll list the ones I CAN'T STAND.. meaning... i will literrally stab my ear drums when I hear them (puke!): Linkin Barf, Hoobaskank, Bad Charlotte, Pimple Plan, AFI, Simple (retarded) Plan, Dashboard Conf, New Found Gory.. whining rocker wanna be's.. get the point?? Feel free to submit your list...

Movies:

Japanese porn, Amature porn, Amature Japanese porn, Indies. And yes, Japanese amature indie porn, of course.

Television:

Reno 911 (Funniest Sh*t on TV !!!!!); Family Guy (Bring it back !!); snake documentaries; Westminster Dog Show and My new fav show, "Drawn Together", on the cartoon network. I havne't seen anything soooooo funny in a longggg timeee!!

Books:

As long as it's not text books

Heroes:

ME!

My Blog

why I love Dr. E...

there are many reasons why a woman loves a man... for his sophistication, his charms, his smooth and sultry ways... but I love dr. E becuase ... well.. he's the only man with a PhD that does the b...
Posted by Teener on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I was in HEAVEN...

Cock Heaven.. that is... I almost creamed my pants....
Posted by Teener on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST