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Diarrhea

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well anyone and everyone that knows me knows that I love showing up at the worst times and I love controlling people's lives! I ruin everything from a dinner with friends to work to school. I can take all the fun out of so many things such as, eating cookie dough, eating cold hot dogs, and eating chilli cheese dogs. Say what you will about me, but you must admit, even if you hate me with every ounce of your being, there is nothing better than the way you feel after we go our separate ways! And you just try to get rid of me in a single flush, try and try and try, you will never succeed!
Diarrhea's are by far the most humorous of all the shits going for the big laugh at all costs. From fart jokes to slapstick humor Diarrhea's are know for pulling out the stops when it comes to shits and giggles... though Diarrhea's do have their down sides.. And like the sad clowns they are, Diarrhea's are actually dying inside and prone to suicide and even murder...
What Kinda Shit Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I already know almost everyone, even famous celebrites like J.Lo and Weird Al Yankovic. Believe it our not I've even spent time with our President, George W. Bush. Although I have blessed so many people's lives with my presence, I'd love to meet anyone who has not enjoyed my company.

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