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Dust off the passports. Time for the French Riviera y Ibiza BABY!!!!

About Me

You wanna rumble in my jungle I'll take you on Stampede your rumpa And send you home You wanna rumble in space I put my laser on stun And on tha north pole I'll ice you son You wanna thrilla in mah nilla You'll be killer bee stung Wanna taste of vanilla Better watch your tongue 'Cause I'll hammer your toe Like a pediatrician Saw you in half Like I'm a magician Tear you down Like I'm in demolition Count you out Like a mathematician I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion You ain't call the cops, you call the firestation 'Cause my love is so sweet You'll be zoom, zoom, zoom Don't even get me started on my bada-boom-boom One left, one right thats how I organize 'em You know I fill my cups no need to supersize em' Right now you probably thinking how she get in them jeans Well I'm gifted all natural and burstin the seams Konichiwa bitches Konichiwa bitches Don't I look tasty like a french bon-bon Even more sweeter than a cherry bomb Coming with the postman like I'm a mailbomb Comin in your mouth Makes you say yum-yum Hit the gong-gong Bring the sumos on I'm 'a kick ass all the way to hongkong Make the balls bounce like a game of ping-pong Konichiwa bitches from Beijing to Siagon Got nothing on me 'Cause you know you're so bum Dom-didi-dom-didididi-dom-dom Check the scenario I'm 'a bust your ear drum And leave you heads ringing With the Ring-a-ding-dong Busy on the mic Since the day I was what? (Born) Check out my style it's the rock of what? (Mo') Shine is on me like a dog on what? (Bone) Fight the power Put myself on the throne You know when shit is getting heavy Like it's weights a ton I will run you down like a marathon Tape you up good Put you in the trunk See you next Tuesday You is a punk

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sittin' on my own Chewin' on a bone A thousand million Miles from home When Something hit me Somewhere right between the eyesSleepin' on a plane You know you can't complain You took your last chance Once again I landed, stranded Hardly even knew your nameI wanna talk tonight Until the mornin' light 'Bout how you saved my life You and me see how we are You and me see how we areAll your dreams are made Of Strawberry lemonade And you make sure I eat today You take me walking To where you played When you were youngI'll never say that I Won't ever make you cry And this I'll say I don't know why I know I'm leavin' But I'll be back another dayI wanna talk tonight Until the mornin' light 'Bout how you saved my life (You saved my life) I wanna talk tonight (I wanna talk tonight) 'Bout how you saved my life (I wanna talk tonight) 'Bout how you saved my life (I wanna talk tonight) 'Bout how you saved my life (I wanna talk tonight)'Bout how you saved my life (I wanna talk tonight)I wanna talk tonight I wanna talk tonight I wanna talk tonight

My Blog

JULY 3 FOR MOST.. A FEW DAYS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing in my life reminds me of my youth than TRANSFORMERS!!That and blazing hot days playing with Gila Monsters and Cacti in my backyard next to my Uncle Bob's...Time has come dude.. I nearly starte...
Posted by Captcha! on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:07:00 PST

good lord... woman scorned

Shirt on a hot blonde at Wilshire & Curson..   "Fuck you and your issues"
Posted by Captcha! on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:26:00 PST

Holy Fuck, Al Pacino, Hollywood Bowl, my International travel schedule

Is anyone watching the AFI Tribute to Al Pacino? I am in tears... Angels in America? Can anyone else play his role? I am floored. Nothing like other great artists who can give such wonderful stories o...
Posted by Captcha! on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:53:00 PST

A man of sound mind and body rings true - atypical vent session

If you would have told me a couple of months ago that I would meet someone that fits perfectly into my life and make me happier than I have ever been, I would have just scoffed at the very notion. You...
Posted by Captcha! on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:27:00 PST

Buck Off my Cherry you F*ck

Break me down You got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you got to freak me out Scream so loud Getting fucking laid You want me to stay But I got to make my way Hey! You're a crazy bitch...
Posted by Captcha! on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:20:00 PST

BUY MY T-SHIRT!! HOT NEW STYLE HITTING THE STREETS THIS SUMMER!!

Buy a shirt that makes a difference, not just lining the pocket of some schmuck. Because of a very nice donation; every cent of the sale of our shirts goes towards Women's Cancers. It just means so mu...
Posted by Captcha! on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:07:00 PST

This is so f*cking Gaudi and Hot.. wicked Vent Session

If I have to sign up for some email list, guestlist, or get some lame ass newsletter... More than likely your club is played out and has nothing but Armou's with Drakar, and J.A.P's all showing off th...
Posted by Captcha! on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:11:00 PST

For those that are going to the FILTER MAGAZINE event.... look inside

I am really nerdy.. coming from work but I am going to be there for the screening so text me for those that I RSVP'D for!!!   xoxoxoxo
Posted by Captcha! on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:21:00 PST

punk rock girl bit

She took too much and ended up spun for the last three days. Fuckin bitch, I told her not to do any with loser ass boyfriend....What are you gonna do? Kick her out?I dunno, I am gonna go out tonight; ...
Posted by Captcha! on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:47:00 PST

Talk Tonight - Oasis

everytime it makes me tear up... arrrghhhhhh... there really is nothing like the feeling of love... there is also nothing like the feeling of losing love either... I will never have it.... I am em...
Posted by Captcha! on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:02:00 PST