A Weapon of Mass Ducstruction

About Me

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For the sake of not sounding too cliche in my bio, I'll refrain from writing about myself here. Instead, I'll write about what you think and/or already know about me. I am awesome. That seems to be the general consensus out there and I'm not going to disagree with you. You win. I would like to point out that I'm actually one part awesome and two parts amazing though. Really. It has something to do with me born in Pittsburgh, PA I think. Seriously, how many Asians do you know were born in Pittsburgh? Especially from immigrant parents from Vietnam where there's no such thing as cold weather.
Someone once asked me "What the dealio?" I answered back with "You know what the dealio is. Don't get at me and pretend that you don't know what it is. That's what the dealio is, Son!" I hate hypothetical questions.
Zoolander has got to be the greatest movie of all time. There's a perfect balance of humor, romance, action, drama, gasoline fight accidents, coal mining scenes, Finnish dwarves, orange mocha frappaccinos, Malaysian Prime Ministers, dogs in capes, and something we barely get enough of in other movies...Mermans. "Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!"
One last thing about me that you need to know in order for us to get along: I love cheese, mayo, various meats, and my girlfriend. Not in that order of course.
Occupation
Euphora Media Group, LLC
New Media and Creative Marketing
General
Snowboarding, Tennis, Surfing, Mountain biking, Working out and other outdoor activities.
Music
House (dirty dirty electro), Radiohead, Muse, John Frusciante, Red Hot Chili Peppers, U2, Wilco, Jet, The Strokes, Coldplay, Franz Ferdinand, Jack Johnson, Weezer, Scissor Sisters, Steve Lawler, Paloalto, Modest Mouse, James Zabiela, Rage Against the Machine, The Roots, Dub Mechanics, Beastie Boys, Air, Morcheeba, The Clash, Greenday and 70's Classic Rock.
Movies
Zoolander, Mulholland Dr., Oldboy, City of God, Shawshank Redemption, Wicker Park, Old School, Fight Club, The Constant Gardener, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Thank You For Smoking, The Departed, Wedding Crashers
Television
The Office, Heroes, Flight of the Conchords, Californication, Dexter, House, Family Guy, Scrubs, Lost, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, CSI, Entourage, Nip/Tuck, 24, The Colbert Report, Sportscenter
Current Reads
Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything
by Levitt and Dubner
Good to Great: Why Some Companies Make the Leap... and Others Don't
by Jim Collins
The Long Tail: Why the Future of Business Is Selling Less of More
by Chris Anderson
Heroes
My family view friends add comment

My Interests

surfing, snowboarding, tennis, mountain biking, working out and other outdoor activities.

I'd like to meet:

Heres to the nights that turned into mornings,
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my seven deadly sins.

envy

greed

wrath

lust

pride

sloth

badonkadonk

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Music:

house (dirty dirty electro), radiohead, muse, u2, wilco, jet, the strokes, coldplay, red hot chili peppers, franz ferdinand, jack johnson, lee burridge, weezer, steve lawler, paloalto, rage against the machine, the roots, beastie boys, air, the clash, greenday and classic rock, bitches!

Movies:

zoolander, oldboy, city of god, shawshank redemption, the crow, mulholland dr., eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, wicker park, old school, the constant gardener, fight club, million dollar baby, wedding crashers, kiss kiss bang bang, thank you for smoking, the departed

Television:

heroes, knights of prosperity, dexter, house, family guy, scrubs, lost, the office, late night with conan o'brien, csi, entourage, grey's anatomy, nip/tuck, 24, daily show, sportscenter

Books:

Current reads: Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything by Levitt and DubnerGood to Great: Why Some Companies Make the Leap... and Others Don't by Jim Collins The Long Tail: Why the Future of Business Is Selling Less of More by Chris Anderson

Heroes:

my family

My Blog

The One About Checking Into the Hilton

Paris is going back to jail! Woohoo! What a damn circus this has been. I'm sure the Sheriff who "reassigned" her is going to be "reassigned" himself.that's hot. ...
Posted by Weapon of Mass Ducstruction on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:21:00 PST

The One About AIDS and Twenty-Six Years Ago

It was 26 years ago this week when the Centers for Disease Control first reported this misfortune we now know as AIDS.26 years ago.I was all but 5 years old at the time. The scare rippled down even to...
Posted by Weapon of Mass Ducstruction on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:20:00 PST

The One About the Downfall of Mankind - Apathy

What does it take to get someone off their ass and realize that the world they are living in isn't exactly considered a perfect world? Because certain situations don't involve them, they put their bli...
Posted by Weapon of Mass Ducstruction on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:04:00 PST

The One About Getting Kicked Out of a Motel at 3am

Ok, so that didn't really happen to me, but apparently it could happen to anyone if you're not careful where you're checking into. On a recent drive on Slauson going eastbound, I saw a Motel at ...
Posted by Weapon of Mass Ducstruction on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:24:00 PST

The One About Darfur

By now I surely hope you all know about the problem in Darfur. It's hands down the largest humanitarian problem on this planet today. The conflict between government-backed militia groups against the ...
Posted by Weapon of Mass Ducstruction on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:56:00 PST

The One About the SPAM CamGirls That Love Me

What's up with these spam messages from these fake camgirls bombarding my inbox? I check my email in the morning and see that I have 20+ messages in my Myspace inbox. I wake up to this all the friggin...
Posted by Weapon of Mass Ducstruction on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:58:00 PST

The One About Doo-Doo, Ca-Ca, Poo-Poo & Ass Trumpets

There comes a time when you're at someone else's house and you need to drop a deuce. Do you hold it in and wait til you go home or are you prairie doggin it and need to do the deed right away? We all ...
Posted by Weapon of Mass Ducstruction on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:17:00 PST

The One About the Meat Head That Does.Not.Get.Me.Pumped.

Posted below is one of the most annoying commercials in recent memory. It is disturbing on so many fronts. Verizon thinks it can sell their line of Vcast phones with this commerical.&nb...
Posted by Weapon of Mass Ducstruction on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:06:00 PST

The One About Lynyrd Skynyrd and the 4 Minute Orgasm

One of the best guitar solos of all time. At the 4:55.50 mark of this song, Allen Collins (on 1964 Gibson Firebird I), Gary Rossington (on 1969 Gibson SG), and Ed King (on 1964 Fender Jazz Bass)...
Posted by Weapon of Mass Ducstruction on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:46:00 PST

The One About the Burning Sensation When I Eat

Take a good look at the picture below:By the time you have gotten to this sentence, I will already be halfway through this bag of Flamin' Hot Munchies. Could there be a better snack food? ...
Posted by Weapon of Mass Ducstruction on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:54:00 PST