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D to the anne

Don't get all k-holier than thou on me, mister! I'll k you into the ground!

About Me

If you're considering being my friend, please be warned--I could spring something like this on you at any given moment. If events like this frighten you, I'd start walking backwards and out of my life immediately: Profile Edited by MyHelpPlace.net MySpace Editor I call it like I see it... but I'm always interested in learning other ways to see. Show me your perspective and I'll show you mine! I find being a realist with a hint of pessimism is good for the sarcasmo's soul. I'm passionate about crazy-random humans, laughter, language, music, and re-evaluating this life daily. And baking. And raccoons. But not reptiles, really. Not a lotta love there, sorry.Myspace Backgrounds
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My Interests

dnb, randomnity, spontaneous acts of theatre, aesthetics of food, marzipan, the twisted and the dark, London and all its byproducts, grammar, Latin, Spanish, English (but don't you dare call me a romantic), chess, chinchillas, the power of the message (i'm in advertising for a reason), being surrounded by talent of all kinds, coincidences we see and those we miss, and above all: laughter--the spice of life. One such spicy moment appears here in all its POWER-LABIA prowess

I'd like to meet:

I could do a lunch date with David Lynch. I'd love to meet my grandfathers, who left this world before I showed up. And that person I've already passed on the freeway about 20 times without having any idea they'd one day be a really good friend.

Music:

my heart and soul follow the drums and the bass. my mind belongs to morrissey. (and the music from sweeney todd, the darkest, most wickedly wonderful musical ever--thanks, sondheim!!)

Movies:

Three Amigos, Clash of the Titans, The Usual Suspects, that Japanese flick with the women neighbors who had opposite eating disorders (anyone remember the name?? it was their apt numbers... 301/302?), The Burbs (yeah, that's right, you heard me), The South Park Movie, Young Sherlock Holmes, Lost Highway (David Lynch is a brilliant wackadoo), What Dreams May Come, The Shining (the driving scene alone sealed the deal for me), Moron Movies

Television:

FAMILY GUY, Lost, Robot Chicken, The Soup (I don't respond to threats made by BANGIN' hair!), South Park .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Earlier this year, I seemed to be on this kick of reading books that were completely WRONG for my state of mind. Running with Scissors when I was at my most unhappy, starting some novel about a girl who couldn't find a job to save her life when I lost my job, etc. I think I've finally rid myself of that trend, however.

Heroes:

lisette rosales--a legend. my parents. old school, yet liberal. caring, yet not imposing or judgemental. ever-accepting of who I am. in love and deserving of it. rock on, padres!

My Blog

elevator telemarketing and the solicitor filibuster tactic

Think you're safe because you have your home and cell numbers on the telemarketer block list? Ok, we all get the occasional call on the office line but today they found me where I never thought they'd...
Posted by D to the anne on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:36:00 PST

A raver's delicious malcontent

Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser. I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that my instincts were right. I ...
Posted by D to the anne on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:47:00 PST

will the REAL underground please stand up?

Man, JOE JACKSON?! That's the real underground right there. When bitches were wearin' kangols and trying to front with their forties, motherf**kin' J.J. Jackson came strutting in a motherf**kin' SUIT,...
Posted by D to the anne on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

All your snakes are belong to us!

I don't know what was more brilliant... the movie, which really pushed the cheese factor to my delight, or the audience who hissed and cheered through the whole thing! Of course, scaring my friends wi...
Posted by D to the anne on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:15:00 PST

golf in the dark? almost!

Anyone who knows me understands that it's dangerous to be receiving a birthday surprise from me. My trusting friend William, this is what he got:ONE-EYED, INDOOR, GLOW-IN-THE-DARK MINIATURE GOLFING! B...
Posted by D to the anne on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:38:00 PST

pulse of a sweatshirt

Last night I set my yellow sweatshirt across the handbar of a treadmill while I ran. It was touching the heartrate monitor and came in at 72 beats/min. Good to know the ol' gal's still with me.
Posted by D to the anne on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 11:23:00 PST

30th birthday plans!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DANNY AND VANESSA, TOO!! k, folks, here's the word on this birthday nerd! THIS FRIDAY 1/27: my actual bday (calls, ribbing, and showers of affection are welcome), not to be...
Posted by D to the anne on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:46:00 PST

dining in darkness

I'd been looking forward to going to Opaque for months. The moment I read about a restaurant where you eat in pitch darkness and are served by blind waiters, I knew I had to have this experience for m...
Posted by D to the anne on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:22:00 PST

words are like lizards

Words are chameleons, which reflect the color of their environment. -Learned Hand, jurist (1872-1961) I think this is especially true with the difference in words you read in an email or IM vs. th...
Posted by D to the anne on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:08:00 PST

The Stealth Deli

quote of the week: "you've got some kind of subversive restaurant going on here."
Posted by D to the anne on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 11:33:00 PST