I like simplifying life in the most complex ways. I like being ambiguously succinct, and specifically vague. I like childish behavior with grown-up forethought. I like predictable spontaneity. I like exciting things. I like to sit and watch TV, philosophize, complain, mediate, be diplomatic, make waves, raise my voice and say things that don't seem to make much sense. I enjoy the absurd, the vulgar, the prurient, the inconceivable and the unacceptable. I support victimless crimes. And I like over-explaining and sounding intellectual when even I don't know what I'm saying half the time. Above all, I love the people who add, share, and/or somehow understand such experiences in my life...well, most of them anyways.
