oh, you know, lots of things. you
I'd like to meet:
i just thought about it and you know what do i really care? you send me your profile and maybe i'll reject it and maybe not. i get stuff from people with like 1500 friends and i'm thinking they must being trying to hit a quota. prove a point. who knows? what about these fuggin' bands all the time? what's that shiz all about? i don't listen to these bands! i've added ones i think might have friends in them but to be perfectly honest i don't really have a clue because i just haven't bothered to do the research. i don't need myspace flirtation slowing down the workflow of my everyday life. unless you are really hot. but then once again... how the fuck would i know? right. i wouldn't. i unless i know you, right? in which case obviously i'd add you. that's right even if you're a complete twat. just look. i'm friends with nothing short of 50 total pricks. so there you go. i really don't want to MEET anyone on the internet. but if'n i do, well that's fine i guess. just don't push it. i'm fuggin' busy.also... check out the new issue of chunklet.www.chunklet.comsee it already happened. i wrote this thing and ten minutes later some 20 year old from california wants my friendship all cyberstyle. she's kinda cute (looks a little like susanna mcbryde or ashlee simspon) real? who knows?
Movies:
uh... you know? i could list a bunch of cool movies that i've seen and enjoyed that would make you think i was really educated in this area. i'd really rather not be the one to further that sort of belief mechanism. anybody can make a list. i'd rather list movies i thought were pure hogshit that for some reason everybody thinks were GOOD movies and if you like you can shoot me a nasty email and we can sqabble over it.boys don't cry, ghost, the prince of tides, the crying game, napoleon dynamite, jeremiah johnson, clerks, all three matrix movies, pretty much anything that stars kevin costner, any movie based on a john grisham book, khafka.
Television:
i make television commercials. i have no television. what do you think of that?
Books:
i'm a writer but i'm not a huge fan of books. i'll tell you why, if you want to know, but i'm sure you'd rather just judge me for not reading. i find it funny however that the only people in my life up my ass because i don't read just happen to be really closed minded and interestingly enough not terrible witty or intelligent. other people just think, "i dunno... maybe his dad used to beat him with a book when he was little. he doesn't seem to have any problems with his vocabulary. i have noticed he doesn't use the 'shift' key much."
Heroes:
brian and henry, the two people on the planet that i can safely say are WAY bigger assholes than i could ever aspire to be.
