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toby

The Good is something that You make up everyday

About Me

Somebody very dear to me recently asked, "Has anyone ever accused you of being straight?"
Oh yeah, I also love mangos and German board games. I created my profile with Myspace Layouts+

My Interests

Music, film, things that aren't right, things that will always be wrong

I'd like to meet:

alright faggots! things are about to change. I don't want to meet any of you.

Music:

Music is fun. I'll be the gay guy in your band.

Movies:

Are you clean enough to kick

Books:

I read books

Heroes:

Edgar Albee, Helen of Troy, and anybody who's name starts with z.

My Blog

This is Density

I can't get no. yeah, thats right. Its late. I need insurance and some better circulation. How old do you have to be. Here is the deal. Anybody want to play guitar with me? I can't sing. ...
Posted by toby on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 01:40:00 PST

foreigners

When visiting other countries don't run around refering to everybody as foreigners.  This may sound like idiotic advice, but I can't help but yell at people in other countries like they are retar...
Posted by toby on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 04:02:00 PST

The Germans are coming

IN MY MOUTH!!!!!! NINE berlin is rock YAH They we play in east berlin and dance with the irish bitches until annie gets the hardon for the bartender and we have to make that happen, YAH. but n...
Posted by toby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Truth About Blogging. (or: The Problem With Brian Teasley and Bill Sebastian.)

I'm here in Houston Tx.  I came down to visit my girl.  This place is a real shithole.  REALLY!!! I can't think of one thing I like about this place.  Even the fucking pillows in m...
Posted by toby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yo! Just Bloggin here

So, check me out. I'm a regular blogger. Sorry I can't get over it. I know most of you have been blogging for awhile now, but give me a break. I'd like to recommend that you check out brian teasly...
Posted by toby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Star Wars! or Whats so wrong with the Dark Side?

I went to see Star Wars episode III on opening night. I didn't buy the tickets so give me a fucking break. Needless to say the movie sucked. While watching the movie I had a few revelations about t...
Posted by toby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOLY CHRIST!!! MY FIRST BLOG EVER!!!!!!

I'm overwhelmed, or maybe its just the drugs, I dont' know what to type. I'm stuck in bed due to kidney stone pain. Actually the pain is gone and I'm stuck in bed cause I took 3 vicodin. I don't do ...
Posted by toby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOLY CHRIST!!! MY FIRST BLOG EVER!!!!!!

I'm overwhelmed, or maybe its just the drugs, I dont' know what to type. I'm stuck in bed due to kidney stone pain. Actually the pain is gone and I'm stuck in bed cause I took 3 vicodin. I don't do ...
Posted by toby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST