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About Me

What can be said that hasn't been said already? Handsome, intelligent, funny. Yes these things haven't been said about me. Well, you know what, fuck em all! Jealous bastards. You just wait til prom night. Then we'll see who takes the crown only to be doused in pigs blood, thus sparking a telekinetic pyro-frenzy, leaving an entire high school gymnasium in ruins and the entire student body extra crispy.Oh, yeah, well I'm an indie filmmaker living in Dallas, TX. Not much of interest there. This is just my attempt to figure out how to use this website. You are not experiencing the FULL EXTENT of my copious WIT. But you will, oh yes, you will. SOON. But when you least expect it. And then, only then, will you realize the full extent of your ______ (noun).In the meantime, enjoy the only photo of myself currently on my desktop. It's from a sailing trip I recently took. It makes me look both worldly AND athletic. SCORE!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A man who can run faster than a cheetah. Like the Flash. That would be friggin cool.

My Blog

MY MOM SMOKES WEED at the Dallas Video Festival!

I know that sounds like an incrimination, but it's actually an announcement for my new short film, which will make it's regional debut on November 8th (Sat, Nov 8th at 10pm) at the Angelika Film Cente...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:08:00 GMT

MY MOM SMOKES WEED at Sidewalk Film Festival!

Hey,My most recent short film, MY MOM SMOKES WEED, will have its festival debut at the Sidewalk Moving Pictures Festival this month in Birmingham, Alabama.The page for Sidewalk is: www.sidewalkfest.co...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:59:00 GMT

NEW MOVIE TRAILER! In "HIGH" Definition!

Yeah, it's High Def. Bad pun.Anyway, check out the goods!The HD LINK to the trailer for my new film, MY MOM SMOKES WEED is up on Vimeo.You can watch the standard def trailer on Youtube here...MY MOM S...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:30:00 GMT

LOOKEE HERE! ANOTHER NEW FILM HAS ARRIVED!!!

Hey there!The first trailer for my latest film, descriptively titled MY MOM SMOKES WEED, is online. You can watch it several places... Low res on youtube here...http://www.youtube.com/ClayLif...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 15:31:00 GMT

Jeez, I can’t stop dorking around with this thing!

Well, here's the direct feed for the redux edit of the KIDDO! scene previously blogged about. It's tighter, even tighter than the Vimeo version. I really need to stop dicking around with this and get ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:41:00 GMT

"KIDDO! The Movie" in HD

Hellooooooo!If you haven't been by the youtube site yet (actually even if you HAVE), you might wanna check out the full-res HD version of KIDDO! on Vimeo...http://vimeo.com/622405This version is a bit...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 17:05:00 GMT

KIDDO! The Movie up on Youtube!

Hey guys, Kiddo (my latest no-budget feature) has itsfirst scene up on my main youtube page. It's the longversion of the scene, but I think it's pretty funny.Everybody go check it out. Rate it. Commen...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 07:57:00 GMT

New for ’08! The INTERNET! A marvel of future technology!

So, seeing as it's a new year and all, I decided to give a formal blog a shot. Not so much to shoot my mouth off about politics and recipes or whatever. Really just to track the progress on several fi...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:40:00 GMT

JUST FINISHED A NEW FILM!

Well it's about friggin time. I just finished a new short film written and directed by myself, and starring Nick Gibbons (Aqua Rangers, The FNGR), Chris Gardner (Blood on the Highway) and Amber Bordel...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 00:02:00 GMT

So F'ing bummed out!

So, this is an open letter to all influential post-war avant-garde European filmmakers. GET TO THE DOCTOR FOR A CHECK UP, STAT!!!So, we lose Bergman yesterday. Antonioni today! Who's next? It's a good...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:45:00 GMT