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Henry

I don't do myspace e-mail. I won't respond. Get over it.

About Me


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But enough about that, about me:
Oh you know, I just do stuff that tickles my fancy. I publish a magazine (chunklet.com has the information). I put on shows. Although, I book less and less as I get bogged down with other stuff. I occasionally release records on my own label by friends and/or musicians I admire.... I design stuff (I'm part of the crew that won a Grammy for the Charley Patton box, other work on Beefheart, John Cale, a ton of other thangs....). I spent a good portion of 2002 working on the Mr. Show book and subsequently going on tour with them for a month across the US. Hooo, that was exhaustin'! I've been doing a ton of comedy tours with Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Zach Galifianakis and Maria Bamford going under the name The Comedians of Comedy. They all call me "Boner". I also do a lot of rather corporate stuff too. And get way too excited about eating at new BBQ restaurants. Rabid enthusiast of prank calls, stand up comedy and peculiar culinary delights. Astute collector of found video footage (e.g. Metallica drummer, Steve Vai pussy candle tape, Flower Power, etc). Walking the straight edge, yet heckling any band I see along the way. I travel to keep from being too bored. Politically minded, but entirely too disgusted with America. Oh, and since you've probably been wondering, yes, my balls have finally dropped! Thank you.

My Interests

BBQ, Heckling, my family, my friends, stand up comedy, loud/obscure rock bands, live show archivalist, record collector, bocce enthusiast, croquet expert, cockpunching recipient, military history, travelling, prank calls....and of course WHIRLYBALL!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Girls that swallow and boys that follow.

Music:

Van Halen, Joy Division, Oxes, Tar, OTC, NMH, Rock*A*Teens, Johnny Cash, Circle, Louvin Brothers, Simply Saucer, Loincloth, Devo, X(Aust), John Reis, Floor, The A Frames, Bitch Magnet, Part Chimp, Halo of Flies, Les Savy Fav, early REM, Neil Young, Charley Patton,The Mummies, Jesus Lizard, Chrome, Simply Saucer, Halo of Flies, Harvey Milk, Soft Boys, Bauhaus, Mia Doi Todd, White House, Born Against, Cecil Taylor, Steel Pole Bathtub, Big Boys, Bradwinner, James Brown, The Fallouts, Effigies, Boredoms, Stooges, No Means No, Carter Family, Beatles, Chavez, Mogwai, Cab Calloway, The Who, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Bad Brains, B-BQ Killers, Devo, Big Black, Doc Watson, Sonny Terry, Jerry Lewis, Elizabeth Cotton, Velvet Underground, Dis, The Kills, Litle Joe and the Latinaieres, Bob Wills, Loincloth, Zolar X, The Avenger 4, Pylon, Galaxie 500, Penthouse, AC/DC, Don Cherry, Polvo, The Misfits, Skip James, Rosetta Tharpe, Ghost, The Clean, The Haunted, GISM, Cheap Trick, The Dixie Ramblers, Mono Men, Bone Dali, Jack O' Nuts, Thee Headcoats, Helmet, Chet Atkins, Man is the Bastard, Link Wray, Boredoms, Nina Simone, Hendrix, Lime Spiders, Bill Monroe, The Ventures, Lester Bowie, Crime and the City Solution, Flat Duo Jets, Sun Ra, The Lord High Fixers, The Germs, Swans, Shannon Wright, Minutemen, Les Savy Fav, Bikini Kill, Rodan, Uncle Dave Macon, The Dirty Three, Nation of Ulysses, Guadal Canal Diary, Led Zepplin, Birthday Party, Monks, Necros, Earl Scruggs, Lead Belly,The Weirdos, Hank Williams Sr. Jorge Ben, Neil Young, Ted Leo, Big Star, Total Sound Action Group, The Monorchid, Joa Gilberto, Swell Maps, Prime Family Movers, Hodoo Gurus, Laus Nomi, The Gossip, A Frames, Mastodon, Marion Williams, Six Finger Satellite, Killing Joke, Brainiac, Son Haus, Fatal Flying Guiloteens, The Rogers Sisters, Cass McCombs, The Glands, The Gizmos, Stanley Brothers, Marvin Gaye, Art Blakey, Charley Patton, Evaporators, Major Stars, Ear Harvin Trio, Jimmie Rodgers, Shellac, MISSION OF BURMA, Spacemen 3, Lydia Mendoza, The Count Five, Uzeda, Low, Hasil Adkins, Mutantes, Christmas, Tar, Radio Birdman, Dianogah, Don Cab, Elf Power, Come, Deerhoof, Didjits, Ride, XTC, Lee County Killers, Rapeman, Helium, The Music Machine, Besie Smith, John's Children, Robert Johnson, Syd Barret, Skip Spence, Spotniks, Miracle Legion, Cramps, VSS, Schlong, Moondog, Esquiteria, The Misunderstood, The U-JERK, MC5, Ornette Coleman, Tiny Tim, Art Ensemble of Chicago, Neurosis, Mayhem, Ignition....

Movies:

24 Hour Party People, Caddyshack, Blues Brothers, Pootie Tang, Freddie Got Fingered, The Longest Day, Kentucky Fried Movie, Tapeheads, Fargo, It's A Mad Mad World, Decline of Western Civ I, Urgh! A Music War,Movies Freaknik: Hip Hopumentary, Breathless, The Mack, Supersta: The Karen Carpenter Story, Brazil, Two Lane Blacktop, Straight No Chaser, Drugstore Cowboy, Grey Gardens, King of Comedy, Blazing Saddles, Suspiria, 24 Hour Party People, The Last Laugh, He Restoreth My Soul, How to Get Ahead in Advertising, Metropolis, Aquirre- The Wrath of God, The Weather Underground, Carnival of Souls, Tremors, Up in Smoke, The Shinning, Hell House, Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Breaking Away, A Bucket of Blood, Tapeheads, The Satellite Sky, Scorpio Rising, Dr Mabuse- The Gambler, Caddyshack, The Empire Strikes Back, Scarface, Dolemite, The short Films of David Lynch, Shawshank Redemption, The Jimmy Show, Rosemary's Baby, 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, The Toy, Spider Baby, Strange Brew, Rushmore, Myra Breckinridge, Three Kings, 2001: A Space Oyddysey, Lyme Disease: The Untold Story, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Evil Dead, Meatballs, Gates of Heaven, Brother's Kepper, A Year and a Half in The Life of Metallica, Wild at Heart, The Twonky, Haxan, Flower Power, Friday, Crumb, Gimmie Shelter, Don't Look Back, Freaks, Do the Right Thing, Slasher, Fantasia, Boogie Nights, Eraserhead, Brazil, Roadhouse, The Godfather, Hard-Boiled, Ran, Crumb, Stir Crazy, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Wiz, A Clockwork Orange, Vernon Florida, Nosferatu The Vampire, Tom Dowd and the Language of Music, Berkeley in the 60's, The Gospel Road, Hands on a Hard Body, Skidoo, The Decline of Western Civilization 1 and 2, Putney Swope, Willy Wonka and the Coclate Factory, Charly, Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Guayana: Crime of The Century, The House of Yes, CB4, El Topo, Island of Lost Souls,Un Chien Andalou, Another State of Mind, The Loved One, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Breaking the Waves, Blow-Up, Slap Shot, The Jerk, Battlle of Algiers, Blade Runner, Radio Bikini, The Best of Everything, Cocksucker Blues, The Seventh SealCity of God, How to Irritae People, Five Dealy Venoms, Creature From The Black Lagoon, The Rutles, Hearts and Minds, Space is the Place, Django, Night of the Hunter...

Television:

Fantasy Island, 60 Minutes, The Dean Martin Show, Space 1999, The Golden Girls, The Prisoner, Tonight Show with Jack Parr, Rowan and Martin's Laugh In, Project Runway, Dean and Co., Cheaters, Dukes of Hazzard, I'm Alan Partidge, I.R.S.'s The Cutting Edge, Night Flight, Fawlty Towers, Twilight Zone, Disinformation, Sliver Spoons, The Spike Jonze Show, Battle of the Sexes, Brady Bunch, Raumschiff Orion, Kath and Kim, Max Headroom, Space Giants, SCTV, Futuramama, Mork and Mindy, Les Shadoks, Deer Hunting Shows, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, The Office, Zoom, Hee Haw, You Can't Do That On Television, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, Strangers With Candy, Brass Eye, Soap, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Greg the Bunny, Black Books, Quatermass Experiment, Time Tunnel, Dragnet, Gunsmoke, The Beverly Hillbillies, alt Disney's Wonderful World of Color, Get Smart, EGG, ROOTS, The Blue and the Greay, The Gong Show, Pilot Season, Kids in the Hall, The Critic, The Muppet Show, Mission Impossible, Good Times, Twin Peaks, Six Million Dollar Man, Mash, OZ, Bozo the Clown, Flipper, The Bob Newhart Show, Taxi, Freaks and Geeks, UFO, Reno 911, The A-Team, Cop Rock, You Bet Your Life, The Monkees, Pink Lady and Jeff, The Avengers, The Bionic Woman, Planet of the Apes, Inside The Actor's Studio, VH1 Classic, Spaced, The Simpons, VH!'s Bands on the Run, The Wonder Years, Eerie Indiania, The Outer Limits Meet the Press, SNL, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Syingray, Candid Camera, Chicago Cubs Baseball on WGN with Harry Carry, CHIPS, The Steve Allen Show, Chico and the Man, Real People, That's Incredible, Stairway to Stardom, James Brown's Future Shock, TV Funhouse, Old Kid TV shows like Cousin Cliff, Special Olympics, Daily Show, Archie Bunker, Hootenanny, Rock School, Superfriends, The Ron Reagan Show, all that Rankin and Bass shit like Mad Monster Part, and 227...

Books:

Where Dead Voices Gather- Nick Tosches, Jim Goad- The Redneck Manifesto, Hit Men- Fredric Dannen, Franny and Zooey- J.D. Salinger, Stiffed- William Knoedelseder, The Killer Inside Me- Jim Thompson, Suicide- A Study In Sociology, The Man in the High Castle- Philip K. Dick, Dangerous Visions- Harlan Ellison, Mystery Train- Greil Marcus, A Scanner Darkly- Philip K. Dick, Side Effects- Woody Allen, The Atrocity Exibition- J.G. Ballard, Live from New York- Tom Shales and Jason andrew Miller, Satan's Music Exposed- Lowell Hart, Fahrenheit 451- Ray Bradbury, The Official Boy Scout Handbook, Tropical Truth- A Story of Music and Revolution on Brazil- Caetano Veloso, Slaughterhouse-Five- Kurt Vonnegut, In the Fascist Bathroom- Greil Marcus, Contesting The New Southern Order (The 1914-1915 Strike at Atlanta's Fulton Mills)- Clifford M. Kuhn, Anwer Me Compednium- Jim Goad, Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone (The Carter Family and Their Legacy in American Music, The Wind From Nowhere- J.G. Ballard, Crazy From The Heat- David Lee Roth,The Stranger- Albert Camus, Old School- Tobias Wolff, Sonic Cool- Joe S. Harringtom, Acid Dreams: The Complete Social History of LSD, Shit Magnet- Jim Goad, The Lefthand of Darkness- Ursula K. le Guin, The CIA, Ther Sixties, and Beyond- Martin A. Lee and Bruce Shlain,, Lords of Chaos- Michael Moynihan and Soderlind, Analog Days- Trevor Pinch and Frank Trocco, Tales of Pirx the Pilot- Stanislaw Lem, We Got The Neutron Bomb- Marc Spitz and Brendan Mullen, Please Kill Me- Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain, American Hardcore: A Tribal History- Steven Blush, Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon- Tony Fletcher...

Heroes:

my mother.