Why do painters wear white? |
I don't get it. Why do painters wear white? Seems like the worst idea. I mean you're gonna get paint splattered all over ya. They need to figure out the color of the day and then adjust their atti...
Posted by B*Long(that’s my rap name) on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:17:00 PST |
I’m turning 30. |
I'll be 3 decades old on November 3rd. I can't believe it. I never thought I'd make it this far. I think I've done everything I could think of to stop myself from hitting the big 3-0. I probably w...
Posted by B*Long(that’s my rap name) on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:47:00 PST |
Drinking Game. ( bretswig.com ) |
I, personally, have never really understood "drinking games", but here's a good one if that's your thing. I watch VH1's Celebreality shows and I'm sure you do too. When you're watching Rock of Love,...
Posted by B*Long(that’s my rap name) on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:24:00 PST |
Shine A Light |
Shine A LightI renounce my faith in God.I think my prayers don't countOr I'm praying to a god that won't listenEither way, what's the pointI get no resultsI sin monumentallyHow do I know I'm being for...
Posted by B*Long(that’s my rap name) on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:37:00 PST |
/ Nautical Threats // Maritime Epithets / |
I'm a ship turned up on its sideAbout to capsize No one gets out aliveI'm up in the crow's nestTo get a better viewCaptain, I've got my eye on you And your crewWe could have sailed around the worldBut...
Posted by B*Long(that’s my rap name) on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:51:00 PST |
I wish I could cut off my legs... |
and give them to my dog.He's got hip dysplasia and when he limps, I feel pretty dern rotten.But I guess Bowzer would look kinda funny with man-legs!
Posted by B*Long(that’s my rap name) on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:40:00 PST |
Sometimes... |
I wanna drive to Hawaii.
Posted by B*Long(that’s my rap name) on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:50:00 PST |
Johnny reminds Ponyboy |
Nothing gold can stay.It's been a long time comin'. I get what deserve. And I take full responsibity for it all. I can take the heat, place the blame on me. It fits right here on my shoulders with...
Posted by B*Long(that’s my rap name) on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:28:00 PST |
Winnie Cooper is the Devil. |
Winnie CooperWhy, why, why Do you do things thing you doDear sweet Kevin Arnold,I feel your painYou remind me of meShe's impossibleColossal impossibleBut remember this KevAt least it's not TopangaNow ...
Posted by B*Long(that’s my rap name) on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:26:00 PST |
Who would win in a fight between Martha Stewart & Rachel Ray? |
I think Martha would whoop Rachel's ass. But she would wait. She'd idley stand by, watching Rachael do one of her cooking segments, and when Rachael goofs up or says "yummo" or "evoo" one too many t...
Posted by B*Long(that’s my rap name) on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:52:00 PST |
