Middle-class ladies, WASUP! |
At my job, I see what people are trading as far as torrents and such and I've recently seen a few foreign pornos come up and I really enjoy translating foreign pornography. I just found one that...
Posted by Farzad on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:32:00 PST |
Birthday/Ides |
Every Ides, I buy two 40z, pound one and pour the other one for my slain Caesar. See you at the crossroads, you won't be lonely.
Posted by Farzad on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:31:00 PST |
What Lance won't tell you |
Mr. President, Milton J. Delaney Lakewood, Co. I have been served. AM-GARD has taken action in a court of law to silence me. They have/will steal my freedom of speach. I do not know how on GODs green ...
Posted by Farzad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
HIV/AIDS |
My Medical Micro teacher argued with me that HIV is a ds + sense RNA virus. She acted like I didn't know the material and then I wrote out everything I knew about HIV's structure and she said I was w...
Posted by Farzad on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST |
SARS |
Just found out that SARS is a farce created by greeting card companies to increase slow Fall sales in the "Far East" and "Canada".
Posted by Farzad on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:36:00 PST |
North Korea |
Dear North Korea,Fuck you guys. Thanks to your nuclear testing, I had a special press conference by Bush that interrupted Judge Alex. I will now never know who won the decision. Thanks a lot.Yours,...
Posted by Farzad on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:25:00 PST |
Passion of the... |
Passion of the Christ? More like Passion of the Suck. Aaron just rented it and we watched it with Farbod and we all agree it sucks. Nothing but people beating Jesus and people looking sad at Jesus. ...
Posted by Farzad on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:56:00 PST |
I am God's gift to this man |
This dude prayed and my name and e-mail address appeared to him! (he convienently doesn't use my name though God gave it to him)
Dear friend I am writting this letter with due respect a...
Posted by Farzad on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:10:00 PST |
How to Shoot the Moon |
> Mr. Dobbs; Milton J. Delaney Littleton, Co. [(Merck)U.S. > Pharmaceutical Co.] knew with-out a doubt that [(VIOXX) Cox 2 > inhibitors] was and is poison. [(H.C.A.)U.S. Health Care Co.} and ...
Posted by Farzad on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 11:39:00 PST |
Another crazy letter |
I think this dude totally threatens the president.
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Jews
Date: Sat, 14 May 2005 19:28:04 +0000
Mr. President, Milton J. Delaney...
Posted by Farzad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
