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Fraulein Annika

He says I smell like birthday cake.

About Me


Fell from the sky.
Hatched from an egg.
Raised by wolves.
I've been adopted by Capital Bullshit . If you like me, add them and watch their videos.
I play with algorithms and defend the U.S from terrorist attacks m-f, 9-5.When I'm bored, I come up with ways to make people smile. My work profile is [ here ], my personal profile is [ here ], and my websites are [ here ] and [ here ] (the last two open in a new window, yay). I'm planning on uploading a lot of videos to YouTube - you can find them [ here ]. Any questions?
Stats:
AMD 64 3800+ 2.41 GHz
2.5 GB PC3200 400MHz
Seagate 120+200+500=820GB
built her myself

For a list of shows so you can meet me and name drop [ check here ].

You Are An INTJ
The Scientist
You have a head for ideas - and you are good at improving systems.
Logical and strategic, you prefer for everything in your life to be organized.
You tend to be a bit skeptical. You're both critical of yourself and of others.
Independent and stubborn, you tend to only befriend those who are a lot like you.
You would make an excellent scientist, engineer, or programmer. What's Your Personality Type?

My Interests

Comedy Clubs and Source Code.

I'd like to meet:


Grammar Nazis

Whom I'd like to meet:
People who are intelligent and kind and enjoy laughing and being silly. If at all possible, I would like to meet Tim Berners-Lee, John Carmack, Chuck Palahniuk, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Noam Chomsky, James Watson, Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawkings, Danny Carey, David Cross and Maynard James Keenan, but I'm not holding my breath. Deceased include Blaise Pascal, Isaac Asimov, Bill Hicks and Kurt Vonnegut.

Music:

Tool.

Movies:

Ulla Does Upsala, Marna Does Malmo, Debbie Does Dallas (non-speaking part), Svea Does Stockholm, Katarina Does Karlstad

Television:

Ice Hockey and Pippi Longstocking

Books:

I once read that smoking was bad for you so I never took up smoking. Then later, I read that drinking was bad for you so I stopped drinking. Recently, I read that sex was bad for you so I stopped reading.

Heroes:

My boyfriend once punched a peacock to defend a helpless kitten. True story.

My Blog

Wasting Your Vote

Every time there's a presidential election the debate begins again. Who is electable? Who is not electable? Who are you voting for? Oh you're voting for him? That's like throwing your vote away. Fi...
Posted by Fraulein Annika on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:55:00 PST

clearing up misconceptions - CHRISTIANS PLEASE READ!

I have had discussions with some of my friends who believe in things that cannot be proven scientifically, i.e. Faith-based Religions.Due to misconceptions, I am opening up a question forum. It seems ...
Posted by Fraulein Annika on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 11:20:00 PST

You're all invited to an Independent TV Festival

I got a message from a friend of mine and I'd like to pass it along to anyone in L.A. who wants to attend. I know Kevin in person, in fact he was Optimus Hasselhoff in the parody video I posted a whil...
Posted by Fraulein Annika on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:12:00 PST

Hamster Vagina Monologues - with pics

Living in Sweden, I was taught all about fire safety. Hell, I used to walk around with candles on my head as a young child. I never once set anything on fire because I had the balance of a Segway.A co...
Posted by Fraulein Annika on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:40:00 PST

Blog - So I was like and she was all and I said and she was like...

Okay, I'm back, but without all the vengeance. (The title was only to throw you off.) In all the years I've traveled in and out of America, I've observed so many things and I hope that I've become a b...
Posted by Fraulein Annika on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:17:00 PST

NEW VIDEO - Optimus Hasselhoff: Capital BS

As most of America knows already, David Hasselhoff's daughter recently uploaded a video of him sucking on a hamburger while completely drunk on the floor of a hotel room in Vegas. She was pleading wit...
Posted by Fraulein Annika on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:28:00 PST

A Conversation With A Guy At A Gas Station

I pulled into the parking lot at 8:30 this morning, the same time as yesterday. I saw my target walking across the parking lot behind the Chevron where I saw him yesterday. (My gawd, I'm such a stalke...
Posted by Fraulein Annika on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:51:00 PST

Being Charitable Shouldn't Leave You Feeling Jaded

I'm not one to give my change to homeless people. It's not that I don't have a heart, there are just so many reasons I can't bring myself to do it. This morning I realized why (I'll explain below). On...
Posted by Fraulein Annika on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:07:00 PST

How Would You Spend 456 Billion Dollars?

Every time I read the amount being spent on the Iraq war I cringe and get a little upset thinking about how that money would be better spent in more productive means for humanity. I also realize we on...
Posted by Fraulein Annika on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:23:00 PST

Believers and Non-Believers - Can't we all just get along?

Recently I've noticed a trend that I find disturbing - Christians saying they aren't Religious? WTF? If you believe in Religion, isn't that, by definition, being Religious? If you pray to things that...
Posted by Fraulein Annika on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:42:00 PST