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Officer

To make a film, all you need is a girl and a gun. ~Jean-Luc Godard

About Me

I'm currently shooting an experimental film which I hope to finish by mid-2008. Thanks to everyone who's helped me with it so far!

I'm into movies, screenwriting, music, and mix trades .

View my credits at IMDB.com.

Jess and I at Barney's Beanery, 9-14-07.

Karaoke, June 29th, 2007!

My Interests

Music:

Check out my entire cd collection Here .

Movies:

Yes, I like movies. View my IMDB Vote History to get an idea of what I'm into. The numbers on the right depict my "rating", where 10 = excellent and 1 = dog shit .

Television:

No thanks.

Books:

Currently reading:

* Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson

Recently finished reading:

* Waiting: A Novel by Ha Jin

* Mike Nelson's Death Rat!: A Novel by Michael J. Nelson

* The Hollywood Writers' Wars by Nancy Lynn Schwartz and Sheila Schwartz

* The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri

* Fortune and Glory: A True Hollywood Comic Book Story by Brian Michael Bendis

My Blog

10 things you dont know about me

The rules to the game: once you have been tagged, you must write a blog with ten weird, random things, little known facts or habits about yourself. At the end choose at least 5 people to be tagge...
Posted by Officer on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:18:00 PST

Send Your Love

This is kinda fun. About 3 or 4 years ago I worked on a Sting music video.  It was a fairly forgetable day of background work, save for the fact that I met Allison on set which directly led to th...
Posted by Officer on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:51:00 PST

Minnesota, here I come!

I fly out from LAX late tonight and I'll probably sleep most of the day away tomorrow, but I look forward to seeing people if there's time. Aside from Josh's wedding on Saturday, and some shooting on ...
Posted by Officer on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:56:00 PST

Lemon With

I didn't write this blog.  I just posted it. ~Ryan - - - - - - - It's time to announce to the world (that is, to the forty or fifty people who read this stuff) that Ryan Stockstad and i have a b...
Posted by Officer on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:00:00 PST

Good Moring, Sunshine!

I woke up this morning. A little ray of light peeking through my shades. Birds chirping outside my window. Feeling generally pretty good about life. Then I sat up and saw THIS on the bed sheet next to...
Posted by Officer on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:18:00 PST

You want me to fill that condom with WHAT?

"Ryan, I need you to fill this condom with blood." Words I never thought I'd hear but which were none the less uttered over the weekend. To explain, I helped Leslie shoot a spec music video on Fr...
Posted by Officer on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:13:00 PST

Last Night's Celebrity Sighting

To clarify: I consider a "sighting" to be when I unexpectedly sight a celeb in public.  Like that time I saw Ron Jeremy eating a burger at the Hamburger Hamlet on Hollywood Blvd. I try to po...
Posted by Officer on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

Friday Night's Scientologist Sighting

I was at the New Beverly for the triple feature of "Blood". Kate pointed them out to me. The two famous scientologists rode up on what appeared to be matching motorcycles! Later, inside, I got a bette...
Posted by Officer on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:19:00 PST

Last Night's Celebrity Sighting

Which, at 4 sightings now, officially puts Quentin Tarantino in the lead for the celebrity I've spotted most around town.Until last night, he was tied at 3 sightings with Neil Patrick Harris. Take th...
Posted by Officer on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:06:00 PST

Chimpy's Lament

I have been immortalized in comicbook form! A few years ago, before HCMagazine died and was reborn as ifuckinghateyou.com, Morgan Baker (aka Uncle Meat) challenged me to write a story i...
Posted by Officer on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:48:00 PST