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Krittenâ„¢

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should, so that othe

About Me

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"

My Interests

:::Random stuff about Kristen GO!!!:::Dissection. That's right. If I don't become an actress I fancy dissecting bodies and figuring out why they died. I love giant squid and feel my life will be complete once I see one!! I like to play in the mud too. Piggyback rides are great unless a 175 pound man falls on you. Then it's rather hurty badness...I like crazy stuff and I like to art as well. I do a bit here in there: water colors, charcoal, pen & ink, pastels and that kinda stuff. I love photography, though I haven't done much. I like the dentist and would go to the dentist once a month if it were up to me GOD DAMMIT! Swing dancing is fun and I have met some people that can actually throw my lanky body around so woo! But it's all fun and games until someone gets kneed in the jaw, elbowed in the back of the hand or side-swiped by a forearm. I love acting and I'm actually taking a Meisner class right now that I rather enjoy. I also like to climb trees despite the fact I have a tendency to get stuck in them and they like to trap my shoes if I kick them off my feet...If you know me, you know I'm not so coordinated. Bad stuff likes to happen to me like soap dispensers dispensing soap sideways onto my stomach, blinds falling on my head, magical bruises that appear...Despite all that, I love the outdoors and going swimming and hiking. OOOH and I LOVE motorcycles!!! I used to have one back when I lived in MN. It was so much fun. Someday I hope in inherit my mom's 2003 Harley Soft Tail Deuce, if I'm lucky. And I just learned how to make a yo-yo sleep! It has been an exciting day. ^_^

I'd like to meet:

A Dentist Hobbyist...*sigh*...Do such people exist? Only in my dreams....

Music:

I love music especially in the form of vinyl. I had a huge collection of records back home but only have a few out here. I like almost everything except country. I'll even put up with rap but country? Unless you're Johnny Cash, no. I like Tori Amos, Bjork, Linkin Park, Roy Orbison, The Weakerthans, Beck, Interpol, The Zuntons, RJD2, Reel Big Fish, Firewater, Shallow, Radiohead, Pink Martini, Billie Holliday, Weezer, Death Cab for Cutie, Guster, The Strokes, the Killers, Stars, The Flamming Lips, Muse, Eminem, Connie Francis, Thirteen Senses, South, Julia Darling, Dresden Dolls, and Outkast to name a few.

Movies:

First off, I love Anime! I love watching it and drawing it! I don't think there is any specific genre of movie I don't like. At least, none that I can think of at the moment. To name a few of my favorites: High Spirits, The Princess Bride, Amelie, Better Off Dead, Spiderman 1&2, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Boondock Saints, Office Space, Pirates of the Caribbean (or any Johnny Depp movie for that matter), LOTR Trilogy, Big Fish, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Galaxy Quest, Kill Bill 1&2, Moulin Rogue, Garden State, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sin City, Shaun of the Dead most definitely, and I'll deny it until the day I die, but, the original Star Wars (shut up Matthew...^_^) And I think that'll do it for now.

Television:

Honestly, I don't watch much T.V. anymore. But I guess I'll do my best: Will & Grace, I liked Dead Like Me before those stupid bastards cancelled it _, Invader Zim, Six Feet Under, Futurama, Familly Guy, Friends, Simpsons, Night Court, My So-Called Life, Coupling (the BBC version not the atrocity that is the American version), Smallville, Grey's Anatomy, and yeah. (Not bad for not watching too much T.V.)

Books:

I wish I had more time to read. But books I do like are: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Princess Bride,Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter (1-6), The Search for the Giant Squid : The Biology and Mythology of the World's Most Elusive Sea Creature, Beast, anything Edgar Allen Poe, I like manga and the X/1999 graphic novels, and sadly, that's all that I can think of right now...I'll come back to this one.

Heroes:

I haven't really established a hero in my life. There are a lot of people I admire in a sense and I think they're very talented but no heroes. The only person I really look up to is my mom. My mom is awesome and I love her.

My Blog

Misfortune Cookies

So, this past weekend I had the pleasure helping out a little bit with, what I think is, an amazing film.  (For those of you who know my cat, Krueger, you'll be happy to know he got to make ...
Posted by Kritten" on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:46:00 PST

Guten Tag!

Hello from Frankfurt Germany! (This keyboard is weird so fogive me if I accidentally push 'Z' instead of 'Y') My hotel has free internet so now I get to tell you about my adventures thus far! The plan...
Posted by Kritten" on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:53:00 PST

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from DC and Paris!

Hello!!  I just wanted to wish everyone a merry Christmas and a happy New year!  Unlike previous years, I will be unable to send out my holiday text messages.  Why, you ask? Well, let ...
Posted by Kritten" on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST

Goddammit...What are the odds?!

Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weap...
Posted by Kritten" on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 06:59:00 PST

Who needs a face when you have an umbrella?

Paper Heart Locked in a world not mine. Whispers shouting in my ear. I just want a valentine And paper hearts with chocolate spears. Chocolate covered candy lies Are wrapped in silky bows. ...
Posted by Kritten" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I get all the crazies

So why do all you crazy people feel the need to be around me or at least in close vicinity of me? I come home last night and there was a large van parked horizontally behind 3 cars. The van was blas...
Posted by Kritten" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Because as Realistic as I am Being, I Still Like to Dream

I thought things were falling into place But theyre really falling apart. They crumble from above my head And shatter below my heart Shake me now if I am dreaming. Wake me up and make it stop....
Posted by Kritten" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drawing a Blank

So like I'm looking around and then Johns head exploded and little bits of brains got all over me. Then I rocked so hard that I broke tha damn floor yo! Carl ROCKS!
Posted by Kritten" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crazy People at Food 4 Less

So I found myself incredibly dehydrated last night so I took a late night stroll to my local food-4-less on Western and Sunset. I collect my groceries (variety pack of generic brand oatmeal, sushi, 1...
Posted by Kritten" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A little bit of me

Here's something I wrote a while back. I think it's one of my favorites.... And from the frozen sky she fell into the frozen lake. But no one ever knew she would bestill her heart that quakes. ...
Posted by Kritten" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST