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BJones

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About Me


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I'll always bet on Duke!

My Interests

I wasn't sure what really interested me for awhile, but I'm finding that out as I go along. It's still a little easier for me to explain what I don't like, cause that list is a lot longer. So stuff I don't like: Flakes, any form of effort for things not worth the effort, seriousness when it isn't needed, low self esteem, closed minds/hearts, when people try to throw up the horns and do the I love you thing instead, sodomy, untied shoe laces, unibrows and a bunch of other crap too. I got issues.

I'd like to meet:

I tend to fill out a lot of pointless surveys and photoshop my friends pictures for my own amusement. If you can't handle that, don't add me to your friends list. In fact don't add me at all, I'm a horrible friend. I'll just make fun of you to amuse myself. It's just the way I am and it's too late for me to change now.
Not interested in random bands (I only add bands that I have seen in person), comedians, commercial profiles or dating/"hookin' up". Please do add me however if you have seen me about somewhere or we have had a conversation. We will be the best of friends. Just friends, keep it in your pants, would you?
I don't add people to my friends list unless I would feel comfortable with them knowing where I live or my phone number. So if I don't add you, don't feel bad, I just don't trust or like you or care enough about you.
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Music:

Belle and Sebastian, Siouxsie, Beck, Cake, Led Zepplin, Nirvana, Dio, Ozzy, Man-o-War, Muse, 10000 Maniacs, IN SEPIA, The Killers, Stereolab, Tarkio, The Decemberists, RoMak and the Space Pirates, Air, Nine Inch Nails, Video Game Soundtracks, Bjork, Please Don't Throw Rocks at Us, Lady Tron, David Bowie, Tom Petty, Yann Tiersen, Manic Street Preachers, DethKlok, Radiohead, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Asthmatique and my former roommate Rap Master H. I like 80's music too.

Movies:

The Highlander, Throw Mamma from the Train, Clerks 1/2, Scarface, Good Fellas, Dark City, What Dreams May Come, Harold and Kumar, Last Action Hero, Wedding Crashers, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Rikki Oh, Batman Begins, Big Lebowski, The Fisher King, Amadeus, Godfather, 300, Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars (the original, god damn Lucas), American Beauty, Usual Suspects, Baron Von Munchausen, Taxi Driver, Twins, The 5th Element, Half Baked, The Matrix, Sin City, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, The Princess Bride, Cabin Boy, The Deer Hunter, A Christmas Story, Bad Santa, They Live, Groundhog Day, Harold and Maude, Twelve Monkeys, Berry Gordon's The Last Dragon, Brazil, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, No Holds Barred, How High, Airport 76, Airplane, The Karate Kid, Office Space, Orgazmo, Jingle all the Way, A Scanner Darkly, Little Miss Sunshine, Children of Men, The Host, Pan's Labyrinth, The Friday movies, The Departed, The Wicker Man, Idiocracy, The Prestige, Flatliners, Man on the Moon, Leon the Professional, Boondock Saints, Fahrenheit 451, The Triplets of Belleville, Interstate 60, Stranger then Fiction, Dancer in the Dark, Big Fish, The Simpsons Movie, Sands of Iwo Jima, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, The Thin Red Line, Saving Private Ryan (most war movies) and any movie where a non retarded actor plays a retarded character.

Television:

Dexter, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Dexter, Heroes, The Shield, South Park, Dexter, The Office, StarGate SG1/Atlantis, Venture Bros, Metalocalypse, Tom goes to the Mayor, Wonder Shozen, House, Dexter, Weeds, Red Dwarf, My Name is Earl, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Myth Busters, SNL when it is funny, Dexter, Frisky Dingo, Squidbillies, Nip/Tuck, Tim and Eric: Awesome Show! Great Job!, Conan when I can't sleep, History Channel stuff every now and then and PBS/Nova specials about space or science or lasers or robots or hookers or some magical mix of all the above. Robot Hookers from Space, now with lasers. WOWIE!

Books:

I like comic books and things with pictures. People like Warren Ellis, Ron Lim, Robert Kirkman, Neil Gaiman, Eric Larson, Mark Millar and others keep me wanting to read comics. Currently following: The Walking Dead, Y the Last Man, The Ultimates, Ex Machina, Powers and The Punisher (I 3 Garth Ennis). Favorites from the past: The Watchmen, Supreme Power, Planetary, Preacher, Sandman, Infinity Gauntlet, Invisibles and Lobo, ya bastiches. The best comic I have ever read was X-Statix.

Heroes:

Hmmn... I never subscribed to heroes. We all should attempt the life of a hero and the possibility lies within all of us to rise up to challenges and be heroic. I admire anyone that can challenge things in life, win or lose and at least say they tried. I tried, fuck Yoda, sometimes all you can do is try. You can't do everything, but you can try to. Stupid little swamp goblin thinks he knows everything. Stick with me instead, I've never had to live in a swamp.

My Blog

You ain’t seen me in like 2 months, come party with me Dec 8th!

I will be going to this show. You know RoMak and the Space Pirates? Those guys rock. Also the bestest band in the world, Please Don't Throw Rocks at Us is calling it quits this night. Last show foreve...
Posted by BJones on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:08:00 PST

Finally, a candy bar that measures my manhood

No, it ain't a fun size snickers either.I picked up some JUST FOR MEN candy here in Russia. Stunned at the concept, but understanding how the men out here would devise some further way to undermind wo...
Posted by BJones on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:35:00 PST

It had to happen sooner or later, MY RUSSIAN WEDDING!

So, me and the other US testers decide to stop at this fancy place across from our apartments, on the advice that "maybe they had english menus". They didn't. We ended up ordering our food by means of...
Posted by BJones on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:21:00 PST

My Birthday, the Hermitage and Week 3 or 4 of Russia?

I decided to explore the city a bit since I would actually have a full weekend off for a change! I went downtown and decided to visit the world's oldest shopping mall, Gositny Devor, located right out...
Posted by BJones on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:32:00 PST

My first two weeks in Russia

Well, Russia wasn't like I was expecting at all. Having never left california (aside from vegas and hawaii) I don't have much of a world view. I always imagine anything outside of the US and most of t...
Posted by BJones on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:23:00 PST

Pehrspace - Flilipino town is pretty lame, but the music is good

That's right, I'm taking down Old Historic Filipino town! It's about time someone pointed out that just because you slap historic on something it doesn't mean it ain't anything other then a nasty slum...
Posted by BJones on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:01:00 PST

I noticed something about me recently

I've changed a bit! These are my passport photos. The before is with the moustache and about 120 more pounds of fat, taken back in September 2006 while the other one is what I took today for my passpo...
Posted by BJones on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST

Mondo Video 9/11 Show with Almighty Opp and other strange stuff

  Almighty OPP at the closing of Mondo Video on Melrose and Heliotrope   As a fan of OPP I try to catch them whenever possible, usually on street corners in Korea Town, but they have b...
Posted by BJones on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:13:00 PST

The unemployed pot head grunge games

This last weekend, I got to travel down to the Carson Home Depot Center to "cover" the X-Games for my newspaper. Armed with fancy pants media badges I intended to cover this epic event for the entire...
Posted by BJones on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:45:00 PST

I think 14 years was enough, I'm done

Today was the day. I changed my life, well, at least my hair. After 14 years of not cutting my hair, I did it. Here is the proof:Getting readyI trust you, just put the scissors down, please....This is...
Posted by BJones on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:02:00 PST