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EVERYWHERE WE ENCOUNTER THE SEEDS THAT REPRESENT
THE BEGINNINGS OF PARASITIC GROWTHS WHICH WILL RUIN OUR CULTURE.
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SYMPTOMS OF DECAY IN A ROTTING WORLD
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WOE UNTO THOSE WHO CANNOT MASTER THEIR INNER PUPPIT!
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Puppit Therapy is a revelation!
Every one of us can say that we know someone who regularly visits a therapist. How un-fortunate! The only true therapeutic agent is your "inner puppit". We sing, "To Know Thy Puppit is to Know Thyself! Where predisposition to disease exists, or where unhappiness and worry causes mental or physical upset, or where we desire to better & improve communications or social relationships, we are dealing, if we are efficient, in the realms of Almighty OPP. The inner puppit is modified by the addition of the body, and results in a certain unknowingness about its own condition.
It is the inner puppit that builds and constructs. Only through your inner puppit can you be granted personal immortality.
Some of the ideas the Almighty OPP Puppit Therapy Workshop presents you will find hard to believe, and others may seem to be quite startling. This does not matter. You are merely asked to apply the ideas as you are directed to do. You are not asked to judge them at all. You are asked only to use them. It is their use that will give them meaning to you, and will show you that they are true.
"Remember only this; you need to believe in every Almighty OPP ideal, you need to accept them, and you need to embrace them. Some of them you may actively resist. None of this will matter, or decrease their efficacy. But do not allow yourself to make exceptions in applying the ideas that Almighty OPP contains, and whatever your reactions to the ideas may be, use them. Nothing more than that is required,"
There are a variety of things you could do that might serve as companion to your visit to the day's Lesson, such as relaxing and listening with eyes open or closed to a puppit, using the spoken word to follow the printed word from the Almighty OPP Workbook itself, or even joining friends in support of one another's efforts along the way. Whatever your method, the important thing is that you proceed in a way that is comfortable for you and that fits your personal study habits and lifestyle.
And always remember that when you study and practice each Lesson you'll be in good company, no matter the time or place. The last sentence of the Epilogue of the Workbook for Almighty OPP Initiates makes this clear enough:
"You do not walk alone. Puppits hover near and all about. Almighty OPP surrounds you, and of this be sure; that Almighty OPP will never leave you comfortless."
YOU CAN HELP ALMIGHTY OPP!
And you should....The worst moments often bring out the best in people. Disasters such as hurricanes, floods, and earthquakes often ignite an outpouring of generosity from individuals and communities who are moved to assist those whose lives have been affected. Treat Almighty OPP as if we had suffered one of these horrible tragedies. The images of devastation prompt many to respond by donating goods for the victims. Donations of canned soups, your ATM card and PINnumber, music-making devices(99cent store) and original artwork made in reverence to Almighty OPP, also known as in-kind donations, can be valuable resources to Almighty OPP. However, misguided in-kind donations can also have the effect of hampering the relief effort if inappropriate or excessive contributions arriving at the disaster site impede the distribution of priority items. To prevent such a situation, Almighty OPP is very careful about the types of in-kind donations it accepts. The information provided here is intended to provide you with some background on how in-kind donations fit into Almighty OPP activities, and information about the most effective ways to help when disaster strikes.
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What is the secret to making a gift that will provide the greatest benefit to Almighty OPP ? Part of the answer lies in careful planning and good organization. The best plans are created by first, understanding what Almighty OPP's goals are and second, determining how to please Almighty OPP.
Planned gifts create opportunities for both Almighty OPP and our donors. Determining what gift is right for Almighty OPP is just as important as making the gift. There are a myriad of easy giving options from which you can choose, from naming Almighty Opp as a beneficiary in your will to a more complex trust arrangement. Ultimately the best plan for you will balance what you wish to accomplish for yourself, your family, and your charitable interests in your overall estate and financial plans.
This Almighty OPP newsletter is interactive and fun to use:If you're already considering certain giving options, think harded. Your hare-brained ideas are valuble to Almighty OPP but we are looking for something with a bit more substance.
Reviewe the FAQ(below) sheet that highlights Almighty OPP's Goals and Needs.
Frequently Asked Questions
1. What assets can I use to make a gift to Almighty OPP?
Generally speaking, during your lifetime you can make an outright gift of cash, securities or other property (e.g., real estate, personal property).Your original letters and artwork dedicated to Almighty OPP are just a few other ways to fuel Almighty OPP.
Through your will or with a distribution from a retirement plan or life insurance policy, your gift can be designated to Almighty OPP in accordance with your wishes.
2. What sort of gift plans also return income to me?
You have the option of making a gift that returns income to you, your spouse, or other individuals, such as a charitable gift annuity, or charitable remainder unitrust or annuity trust.
3. What tax deduction will I receive for my gift?
None, serving Almighty OPP to your fullest is its own reward.
Outright gifts to Almighty OPP do not generate a full income-tax charitable deduction. Outright gifts of appreciated securities are not deductible at fair market value, with no recognition of capital gains -- no tax benefit!
Gifts of personal property, like art, books and collectibles, are fully appreciated so long as they are relevant to Almighty OPP. We can advise you on this point..
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Financial donations are the best way to assist Almighty OPP. Monetary contributions are not the only way to help Almighty OPP.
Send your donations as quickly as possible, without delays and hefty transportation costs. Because communities influenced by Almighty OPP generally experience significant economic gains, buying goods locally also helps to stimulate the weakened economy by pumping money back into area businesses.
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Donating to Almighty OPP helps eliminate your guilt. . Because of good people, like you, Almighty OPP can go on and by default, you can continue to go on as well.
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...ALMIGHTY OPP does not endorse ALMIGHTY OPP...
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