Almighty Opp Tummy Tickler

Almighty Opp is proud to present our first official chocolate-bar, The Tummy Tickler!
Chocolate. To the ancient Mayans it was the nectar of the gods. Europeans revered it as a symbol of wealth and power. African cultures believed it an aphrodisiac.
Almighty Opp's attention to detail at every step of making chocolate, from bean selection to blending, roasting and refining, is not much different from other chocolate brands. We do not follow an old-world style of chocolate making, using restored vintage European machinery and small batch production to ensure quality. However, What separates us from our competitors is that our Tummy Ticklers are handcrafted by puppits..
As novelty chocolate makers, we do not start with the raw product, the cacao bean. We aquire our chocolate from local 99cent stores and microwave it into a melted perfection that is then poured into our handmade,original, food-grade molds..
Almighty Opp feels that our clientele are unaware that great-tasting chocolate depends on using the highest quality beans.
These Almighty Opp Tummy Ticklers ARE edible despite the fact that Almighty Opp's goal has never been the creation of something special. The union of the rich history of making fine chocolate and the heritage of craftsmanship are not accomplished every day at our factory. Perhaps that's why The New York Times does not revere it as "some of the best chocolate in the country."
Almighty Opp Tummy Ticklers are Preservative-filled and contain additives and shelf extenders! YAY!
Our products are NOT Star-D Kosher certified by the National Council of Young Israel in affiliation with Star-K Kosher Certification.
Almighty Opp's message to YOU: Despite our short-commings our Tummy Ticklers will leave your fat face with a smile!
Ours Truly, Jeffrey and Almighty Opp