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ALMIGHTY OPPLETS ARE NOW AVAILABLE!
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The feeble word of almighty Opp falls from the sky and lands upon the banks of the Los Angeles River, where it embeds itself into the ground.
Here it receives the proper conditions of light, moisture, and nutrients.
In it's early developmental stages, the physical manifestaion of almighty Opp's word is referred to as an almighty Opplet.
Quite simply, an almighty Opplet is an almighty Opp Puppit that has not yet earned it's strings. One must respect that something that appears to be as small and fragile as the word of almighty Opp can grow into something as powerful as an almighty Opp therapeutic tool.
An almighty Opp Caregiver is a special someone who volunteers their valuable time and energy to the clinical care of almighty Opplets.
ALMIGHTY OPPLETS ARE NOW AVAILABLE!
$30 PLUS $5(shipping)
This short film further details the harvesting of almighty opplets and explains a bit more about their guardians, the Almighty Opp Caregivers...
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Member Since: 23/04/2007
Band Website: www.almightyopp.com
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Aside from giving your child a purpose,
An Almighty Opplet provides your child with a lesson in responsibility.

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Your child has to be happy, right?
Your child has to get EVERYTHING that he/she desires, right?
Your child has to believe that the world in which we live does not include pain, disapointment or unfairness, right?
With all these facts in mind, we feel that Almighty Opplets are the best thing that can happen to your child.

Here are some testimonials from satisfied parents:

“With so many childrens products containing toxic chemicals these days, it’s nice to have companies like Almighty Opp that give us better choices.” –Elizabeth Vilkernes, Plainview, NY
“I commend Almighty Opp for undertaking the task of promoting and selling the Almighty Opplets to the general public. The natural material used in their making provides a wonderful option for parents concerned about their children’s health and well-being. Studies suggest that children who adopt Almighty Opplets are healthier as a result of less exposure to toxic substances. At the same time, parents can rest assured that Almighty Opplets provide the joy of friendship as well as emotional stability.” -Solomon Langertonn, Ph.D. Annapolis, MD
“Our son (now 13 months) has suffered with severe eczema since he was 3 months old. I had tried every lotion on the market without success. He woke up with very chapped, red cheeks every morning, and it would start out a day of misery for him. The very first night he slept with his Almighty Opplet, his skin improved drastically. Thank you Almighty Opp for making this product, and for the speedy delivery and wonderful customer sevice.” –Sarah Reynolds, Annapolis, MD

Record Label: ConcaveOblivion
Type of Label: Indie

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