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About Me

I love to make people laugh. In this day and age, nobody wants to laugh. So, if you can succeed in doing so, then that's a huge victory in my book. I love movies and I love music. And smoking. God, I love smoking. Why does everything that feels so good have to be so goddamn bad for you? What kind of shit is that? I also like to dick around with video games. Mostly horror games and old school shit like the 8-bit Nintendo and Super NES. Never forget your roots, fucker! What can I say? There is a wealth of beauty even in the darkest or roughest of exteriors. Think about it, kids. Or not. It's not like anybody has actually read this. It's more like they look at your pic to see how attractive you are. If you don't make the cut, it's on to the next page of hotties. Myspace. Word. MyGen Profile Generator
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.
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You are Neo, from "The Matrix." You display a perfect fusion of heroism and compassion.
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What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.comYou Are 58% Strange!

Based on your score, it seems you do have a healthy dose of strangeness. You aren't THAT far out, but you are somewhat bizarre. Congratulations on being different and having some quirks. It makes you an interesting person!
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Cigarette lighter
Your Favorite Target: High School Freshmen
Your Kill Count: 1,210,824,306
Your Battle Cry: "Touch me, I"m happy!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 15
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $16,992,821,027,963
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: ..span style="color: #666;"74% ..tr
The Joker 59% Dr. Doom 58% Apocalypse 57% Juggernaut 54% Two-Face 50% Magneto 49% Catwoman 42% Dark Phoenix 42% Lex Luthor 40% Riddler 39% Venom 38% Kingpin 34% Green Goblin 30% Mr. Freeze 29% Poison Ivy 21% Mystique 18% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Robin 65% The Flash 65% Superman 45% Hulk 40% Green Lantern 40% Supergirl 30% Wonder Woman 25% Catwoman 25% Iron Man 25% Batman 20% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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What Kind of Apocalypse Are You?

Zombie Apocolypse
You are stubborn and headstrong, but your methodical and straightforward nature comes in handy when you are in the middle of a ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE. Just remember that a little flexibility and paying close attention to your assets will help you a great deal when fighting off hordes of the undead. Don't let the lumbering beasts of terror get you down, with a little determination you can get through anything.
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You scored as Dwight. You are Dwight. You are eager to prove your worth to others. You will go out of your way to protect those you care about and people depend on you to get them out of trouble. Though you are helpful to people you like, those who rub you the wrong way are in trouble. You are outta your mind and you don't care who knows it.

Dwight

75%

Hartigan

65%

Nancy

55%

Marv

50%

Gail

50%

Becky

45%

Jackie Boy

43%

Shellie

43%

Yellow bastard.

8%
Which Sin City character are you (new version)?
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You are Brodie Bruce.Video game hockey, a comic book store, a great girl, and the mall. Life is good."Look at you! You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. I should know, we can smell our own kind."
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My Interests

I Only Say Things So People Will Pay Attention To Me.Acting, screenwriting, music, video games, SEX, wine, smoking, Dark beer, porn, horror movies, comedies, Mike Patton, art, editing, Cubing, One-Armed Push-ups, doing things my way, having it your way, Jack in the Box, Das Bunker, Adult Swim,....you get the idea.
Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)

You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.

You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.

You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.

In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.

At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.

With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

I'd like to meet:

All kinds. People are people no matter where you go.This is me protecting myself from the rising sun when having gone too long without sleep. For I am VOLDO!!!

Music:

I love all kinds of music except for...country.....bands I dig.....Fantomas, Alkaline Trio, Powderfinger, Radiohead, Firewater, the Bravery, Matisyahu, Elbow, Earlimart, Denali, Peeping Tom, Artic Monkeys, Motion City Soundtrack, MC Chris, Vuxnut, She Wants Revenge, Black Eyed Peas, Ok Go, Crystal Method, DJ Soup, Julia Darling, Sahara Hotnights, Muse, System of A Down, the Zutons, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, Gorillaz, Tomahawk, Muse, Vast, Billy Talent, Modest Mouse, Venus Hum, Mr. Bungle, Peeping Tom, Static X, Pink Martini, Zebrahead, Tom Waits, Self, Lucky Boys Confusion, Jump Little Children, Denali, Rock Kills Kid, Radio 4, Herbert, Phoenix, Elbow, Flyleaf, Gnarls Barkley, Hornz and Halos, Shiny Toy Guns, Ima Robot, Under The Influence of Giants, Gotye ...you get the idea. I could go on for days... ....

Movies:

Evil Dead trilogy, Spiderman 1 & 2, American Splendor, the Grudge, Dawn of the Dead, Ferris Buellers Day Off, The Hills Have Eyes, Dream with the Fishes, Wolf Creek, 11:14, King Kong, Wedding Crashers, Run Lola Run, Abre Los Ojos, Donnie Darko, High Tension, Anchorman, Batman Begins, Waiting..., Garden State, Freaked, Videodrome, 40 Year Old Virgin, Shaun of the Dead, Orgazmo, Serenity, Fight Club, Dead Alive, Resevoir Dogs, We Don't Live Here Anymore, Tamra, May,V for Vendetta,The Descent, Snakes On A Plane, Click, Nacho Libre,Slither, ....basically comic book movies (Hulk sucked balls), horror flicks, comedies, independent, and foreign. Rock on. Did I mention I love zombies?

Television:

24, Invader Zim, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Lost...goddamn you Lost, as much as I hate to admit it...Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Nip/Tuck, Spaced, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Lucky Louie, Heroes, The Office (BBC and American),My Name Is Earl, Huff, Justice League, Stella, Firefly, the State, Teen Titans, Dead Like Me...until it became Cancelled Like Me, Deadwood, Things Removed From the Human Body, Showtime's Masters of Horror, Batman: the Animated Series, Greg the Bunny, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Hellsing, Cowboy BeBop, Escaflowne, Reno 911, and Friends...Matthew Perry rules! What Invader Zim character are you?
You are Zim!!! All bow down to you!! You are the supreame ruler of the universe!! ::or so u think:: You think you own the world and sometimes it leads you to being pompous and self-centered, but sometimes you are very funny and you don't know it!! You are also obbsesd with Doom!! DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! But siriously, which is very important, you are a one track mind kinda person... All in all, i'd say you'd be pretty fun to hang out with but not a lot.
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Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Secrets of the Cube : The Ancient Visualization Games That Reveals Your True Self by Annie Gottlieb, Anthems From Ashtrays by Gin Kiser, Forums of Heaven by Clive Barker, The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein, If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell, Cell by Stephen King

Heroes:

1) Bruce Campbell 2) Mike Patton 3) William Shatner 4) Tim Roth 5) Jhonen Vasquez 6) David Arquette 7) Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, and Nick FrostAnd last but not least.....Damien "Goddamn" Hedgecoth
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JohnMark
Birthday: 5-4-78
Birthplace: Crossvile, TN
Current Location: Los Angeles, CA
Eye Color: Light Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Native American/ Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skechers
Your Weakness: Cigarettes
Your Fears: Losing any appendage at all...even a pinky toe!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Spicy Sausage, Pepperoni, and red oinions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Already achieved it, baby!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: The thing is this....
Thoughts First Waking Up: God, I'm horny.
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: late
Your Most Missed Memory: playing with toys in the backyard on a Saturday afternoon
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: How's about Nipton?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: YES, LORD, YES!!
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah, mother-bitch!
Do you Sing: Horribly.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm already registered at the school of hard knocks...BAM!!
Do you want to get Married: I'm going with no on this one.
Do you belive in yourself: As much as Santa Claus
Do you get Motion Sickness: If I'm in a tornado...yes. Otherwise, no.
Do you think you are Attractive: I plead the 5th.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes. Poorly.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I most certainly have.
In the past month have you Smoked: Every damn day.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, but I plan on rectifying that soon.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. But I want to sooo bad!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No. I don't play fucking games.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes.
Ever Shoplifted: yes.
How do you want to Die: While fucking a beautiful woman and falling to my death by jumping out of a plane. I'd also wish to be smoking.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Actor.
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd love to go to Spain.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Preferably short...but I'm not picky
Height: Shorter preferably...but,once again...
Weight: Average. Don't like them too big or too skinny
Best Clothing Style: Retro
Number of Drugs I have taken: If you count cigarettes and alcohol...three.
Number of CDs I own: in the high hundreds
Number of Piercings: None..anymore..but I had three
Number of Tattoos: none yet...soon.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to name
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You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?

My Blog

SOUP's GOING AWAY PARTY

So, on Tuesday May 22nd, our dear friend Soup will be moving to San Fransico to work for Lucas Arts. And even though he's moving, the adventures we've all been on together and the connections we...
Posted by JohnMark on Mon, 21 May 2007 04:00:00 PST

When Alkaline Trio Met Hot Water Music

So, Ricky, Damien, and my dirty self headed down to the Troubador tonight to see Matt Skiba (from Alkaline Trio) and Chuck Ragain (from Hot Water Music) put on a tasty show. And mind you this en...
Posted by JohnMark on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:23:00 PST

Birthday Blog '07

On 5-4-07, Marius and I celebrated a duel birthday party cuz we actual share the exact same birthday. First person I've ever met where that's happened. So, here's the madness from the ...
Posted by JohnMark on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:05:00 PST

SPIDER-MANIA

Well, as you know, SPIDERMAN 3 will be opening on May 4th (on my actual birthday for those of you who don't know). And seeing as though I'm such a huge Spiderman fan and despite what most fanboy...
Posted by JohnMark on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:05:00 PST

THE WEDDING (aka Part 3)

THE REHEARSAL THE REAL DEAL THE RECEPTION So, long story short, I reunited with friends that are more like family and they re-taught...
Posted by JohnMark on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:08:00 PST

THE OREGON TRAIL (aka Part 2)

On Wed. March 14th, we arrived in Oregon and reconvened with the Bride-To-Be Anita, Chrysta, Sara, Randy, and Hannah and continued to party and wallow in merriment. ...
Posted by JohnMark on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:43:00 PST

THE MAN VAN (aka Part 1)

On Sunday March 11th, Damien and I headed out to San Francisco Airport to pick up the Groom-To-Be Justin and our two other rockin' pals Kevin and Scott. We spent the next few days partying ...
Posted by JohnMark on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

DUEL BIRTHDAY BASH!!!!!

Damien's came on the 22nd, Caroline's came on the 23rd, they both combined on the 24th and created the DUEL BIRTHDAY BASH!!! The following is a fact based account of the events that took place on...
Posted by JohnMark on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:49:00 PST

April 13, 2007

From the Team that brought you this: Comes their brand new collaboration...... Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) is the finest cop London has to offer, with an arrest record 400% higher than any ot...
Posted by JohnMark on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:37:00 PST

Doctor Said I Need A Backeotomy

So, I threw my back out on Sunday night. I was in so much pain that as I slept, if I rolled over, the seering pain and my grunts would roust me out of my coma-like stasis. I thought it wou...
Posted by JohnMark on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:21:00 PST