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About Me

I love to make people laugh. I can't imagine living in a world where I didn't have that ability. I really just like to entertain which is probably what draws me to film making. I make short films here and there. I always have either a current or next project running through my head. My friends are the raunchiest and greatest people ever created. I ice skate.... A lot. I want to play hockey one day. =) My family is really important to me. I have dinner with them every Sunday. It's an Italian thing. =P We think my grandpa was in the mob, but were not sure. I dunno, he threatens to break my Mom's fingers every now and then. That and he says The Soprano's isn't realistic enough. I work with most of my family. I'm the outcast artist of the family so I'm the graphic designer. I do digital art here and there. I have a Deviant Art account, you can check out my stuff HERE I work at a health care company that provides care for people in their homes. I love hockey, Go Ducks! I have crazy magic hair.
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My Interests

I love Hockey, I'm a Ducks fan. My favorite player Travis Moen knocking someone the fuck out. I like art and I'm really in to film. I make short films sometimes they are awesome and sometimes they suck. I have a youtube account with most of my shorts on there. the address is www.youtube.com/johnqphats But I learn a lot from each one regardless of it's suck factor.

I'd like to meet:

I hate pornobots, I hate pornobots with every fiber of my being. If you're a pornobot, please die. No I don't want to sign up for your web cam service & no I don't want a free gift card to target. Everyone else is cool though. =)

Music:

Brokedown is just plainly awesome.

Movies:

I can't really name them all. I'm a sucker for a surprise ending. Even if a movie sucks all the way through but has a surprise ending I'm pretty content. Fight Club is my all time favorite though.

Television:

Anything that's on from the hours of 1AM-5AM. So mostly showtime porno and Pauly Shore movies.

Books:

I would have to say that Chuck Palahniuk is my favorite author. His books are kind of dark, fucked up, and funny all at the same time.

Heroes:

Fuck a buncha Aquaman! =D

My Blog

Censored v2.0

I'm pretty busy and I'm sort of in a rush, so this will be kind of scattered, but I just thought I would quickly give everyone an update of what's going on. Censored v2.0 has been shot and trans...
Posted by John Q. Phats III on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:42:00 PST

Censored ReShoot- May 17th

Hey everyone, Just to let you know, I am reshooting Censored on May 17th. Let me know if you guys are available to help out. I'm going to want crew to show up around 8AM to help set up and...
Posted by John Q. Phats III on Mon, 05 May 2008 04:16:00 PST

Back From New Orleans

So I'm back from my trip to New Orleans. First of all I have to say that it was awesome and I had a great time. First thing I did when I got there, is I went to Burbon street. I was ...
Posted by John Q. Phats III on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:33:00 PST

Down 2-0

So the Ducks are down 2-0 in the series against the Dallas Stars. That hurts, it really does. You know why it hurts? Because of Steve motherfucking asshole Ott. That's why!&nbs...
Posted by John Q. Phats III on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:36:00 PST

My Final

Hey everyone, I’ve posted my final from film school on my John Q. Phats Entertainment site. Check it out. =)http://www.myspace.com/jqpe Say Something ..So now that I’m done wi...
Posted by John Q. Phats III on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:37:00 PST

Film School

So, I've been going to film school for roughly 2 weeks now. It's up at 7AM home at 12PM almost every night. And I thought I appreciated weekends before. =P Actually most of the time ...
Posted by John Q. Phats III on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:00:00 PST

New Years 2008!

So this year we went to the cabin up in Big Bear. Man did we ever have a blast. I could tell you about it, but as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words, so here are some pictures.....
Posted by John Q. Phats III on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:17:00 PST

Happy.....Whatever Everyone!

Merry....Holidays everyone....I have to say holidays again because of that stupid Jew Jesse. ::Shakes Fist:: Anyway, I was going to call everyone but I've got a horrible sore throat and ta...
Posted by John Q. Phats III on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 10:35:00 PST

I Met George Parros Today!

That's George Parros. The Ducks Enforcer or fighter.So today I go to Anaheim Ice to skate and I walk by someone sitting on a bench talking on their phone. They move so it catches my eye and I look o...
Posted by John Q. Phats III on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 06:24:00 PST

I’M DONE!

I've been working on my companies holiday video for their Holiday party for like 2 weeks now. I had to take my computer from home to work. So I havn't had a computer for like 2 weeks now.&...
Posted by John Q. Phats III on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:10:00 PST