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Nefarious Brent

I admire your sensibility.

About Me

Name's Brent. I was born down in a dead mans town and i don't take no guff. Few things you oughta know:First, yes, i was in Nam and no, i don't like talking about it. Unless you're with the History or National Geographic Channel and you have a check. Second, i'm a cynic and a pessimist but you would be too if everyone you ever cared about died on your birthday. Third, i like my women like i like my wines, bottled. No, wait, aged, i meant aged. 50 and up. And fourth, don't ever call me Brett or i'll cut you.Lastly, a word of advice stranger: don't ever buy an Airwick. It'll scare the bejeezus out of you everytime it goes off. Sounds like a goddam snake striking.

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My Interests

Kitten fighting, and all kinds of other stuff you haven't even heard about yet.

I'd like to meet:

My dead twin who didnt get to live because we shared a head and i got to have it and you cant live without a head so he died. Im not sure if he was my twin though because there was only one face which i have but our bodies looked the same. i dont know what kind of twin that would be. but i miss him just the same.I'd also like to meet the hell out of this girl:
Which OS are You?

Music:

Alice Cooper, Beck, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Butthole Surfers, CCR, CKY, Counting Crows, David Bowie, Elton John, Dean Martin, Dynamite Hack, Frank Sinatra, GNR, Green Day, Janes Addiction, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Rammstein, R.E.M., Rob Zombie, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, The Smiths, Tom Petty, US Bombs, Weezer

Movies:

American Psycho, American Splendor, Apocolypse Now, Boondock Saints, Cable Guy, Dinner Rush, Dogtown and Z-Boys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, High Fidelity, Made, Man on the Moon, Moulin Rouge, Natural Born Killers, Reservoir Dogs, Swingers, The Truman Show, The Warriors, Vanilla Sky, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

What Famous Leader Are You?
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Television:

Batman: The Animated Series, Bullshit!, Curb Your Enthusiam, Dead Like Me, Dirty Jobs, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Man Vs.Wild, Strangers with Candy, The Wonder Years, South Park, The Venture Bros, Mythbusters, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, TLC, all that National Geograhic type stuff.
Brent Ames was
a Dangerous Greek God
in a past life. Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me

Books:

Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

I adopted a cute lil' batman fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! Heroes schmeroes i say. Though, i am a constant source of inspiration to myself, and well, probably others, maybe even you. Just think about it, mhmm, think about a time i inspired you. Yeah, like that time. Now go change your goddam profile and next time i look under heroes i had better see my name.
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My Blog

Tagged - a blog every family should read together.

i have been tagged. ===================Here are the Rules.....Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5...
Posted by Nefarious Brent on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:53:00 PST

Today.

Its a beautiful day so i figured i'd let Mothra go. I was sorta sad but i have my pictures. We had a beer first and that was nice but i doubt i'll ever see her again, yeah she was a chick. Some guy to...
Posted by Nefarious Brent on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 02:03:00 PST

Fat Barbara

I hate phone commercials and so i wrote my own. Its what you would do in my position.(Tina and Jan stand and chat outside of the Orange Julius at their local shopping mall) Tina: Hey Ja...
Posted by Nefarious Brent on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:02:00 PST

Spiderman 3 - WORST MOVIE EVER(i dare you to disagree)

sigh. i did not want this. i wanted to like the movie i really did. my night was going well, i was with friends, i had a few beers in me, i was gonna see a nice superhero movie that so far, has been d...
Posted by Nefarious Brent on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:46:00 PST

Kids.

Sigh. Well i had this whole thing i was gonna do with pics and all but eff it. Goddam computers. I don't want to bother with it now. Heres the gist of it. I hate the effing Kid Bopz commercials. Child...
Posted by Nefarious Brent on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:24:00 PST

Effing Unicorns

Hi kids. Now i'm not going to tell you how this conversation came about, but it did. Now pay attention cause this is stuff you should know. It is not, i repeat NOT, gay to ride a unicorn naked with an...
Posted by Nefarious Brent on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 08:40:00 PST

Starting Over? don't bother.

Geeeez oh geez. Have you ever seen this show Starting Over? Its really pissing me off. Its a bunch of lunatic women being counseled by even more lunatic women. These women are called "Life Coaches"(je...
Posted by Nefarious Brent on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:07:00 PST

A Random Bitch

Ok, as you may or may not know, i don't much care for Celine Dion. Soooo as a joke I made up a Myspace group called: Send Celine Dion Back to Canada. Well today i got a message from a delightful young...
Posted by Nefarious Brent on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 09:02:00 PST

Sux Flags Magic Mountain: My Review Part 3

Sooo, i'm at the other building and things are going much better. Though it is very annoying the whole goddamned park is run by children. Anywho i again explained the situation to the lady and asked t...
Posted by Nefarious Brent on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:02:00 PST

Sux Flags Magic Mountain: My Review Part 2

Soooo I go over to the parks Guest Relations building. I had the option of either talking to some dumb kid or a bitchy looking black lady. I talked to the dumb kid who had no authority ...
Posted by Nefarious Brent on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 08:06:00 PST