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IK the Troll

IK - King of the Trolls, Knight of the Sidhe, Order of the Green Man, Lord of Autumn, Keeper of the

About Me

My real name is Bryan Thompson, and while my real life has traveled hither, tither and yon in the career world, I have been an actor at the Georgia Renaissance Festival , for 17 years. I created IK the Troll (for whom I am best well known for), and played him for 9 years at the GARF and other venues. I have also had the honor of playing King Richard the Lionheart, and a couple of other noble characters. I am also the Enteratinment Director of the Georgia Independence Day Festival , in which I played John Adams last year.BE SURE to check out the RECENTLY UPDATED official IK the Troll web-site and get yourself some IK-wear at IK's T-Shirt Emporium
IK the Troll is Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, IK gets along well with everyone he knows.
He's a big thinker, and sometimes he over thinks life's problems.
No worries - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test
How evil are you?
You Are Samuel Adams
You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.
You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.
When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.
You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place. What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are A Pine Tree
You love agreeable company, peace, and harmony.
Compassionate and friendly, you love to help others.
A natural poet, you have a very active imagination.
You are very soft on the inside - needing affection and reassurance.
You can fall in love deeply, but you will leave if you feel betrayed.

My Interests

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Self-Improvement, Renaissance Festivals, Odd Humor, Bad Cinema (MST3k), Good Cinema

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What Is Your Battle Cry?


R unning amidst the wasteland, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh IK The Troll! And he gives a mighty scream:

"I'm going to spank you into the fourth dimension!"


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I'd like to meet:



Any of my heroes - in the here or hereafter, because I'd like to shake their hand; God, because I have a few questions; and Terry Gilliam & Peter Jackson, because I have a few good movie ideas that would be GREAT for them (IK the Movie!).

Music:

My tastes in music are of such a variety that they are too lengthy to list here.

Movies:



Television:

There is nothing worth watching on television more than Battlestar Galactica, except HEROES, and Family Guy.

Books:

The Wheel of Time series, The Lord of the Rings, anything by H.P. Lovecraft or Douglas Adams

Heroes:

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr, Robin Hood, Nikola Tesla, Howard Jones, Jim Henson.

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Posted by IK the Troll on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:28:00 PST

Runnin’ on Empty

OK, so everyone is feeling the bite of skyrocketing Gas Prices, and so am I even though I've got a vehicle that gets good gas mileage. But this morning I had a strange experience that was on the verge...
Posted by IK the Troll on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:06:00 PST

Deprivation

Here I sit, staring into my Earl Grey - it's steamy tendrils embracing my face. Yet It brings me no wakefulness.My fingers are on the keyboard, my work waiting for my attention.My mind wanders away f...
Posted by IK the Troll on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:59:00 PST

Throwing my Hat into the Ring

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Posted by IK the Troll on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:28:00 PST

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Posted by IK the Troll on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:59:00 PST

Simple Troll

I once was a simple common Troll,Sitting beneath my bridge,Policing the wat'ry boundary,'Tween lowlands and high ridge,Three goats came, destroyed my home,And tossed me to the water,For days it seems...
Posted by IK the Troll on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:20:00 PST

In Memorium

George Carlin 1937 - 2008He was and is an inspiration. He was and is great.George, you will be missed.WARNING: ADULT LANGUAGE!George Carlin on Voting: George Carlin on White People: ...
Posted by IK the Troll on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:20:00 PST

Lost and Found

Now, I need to say this before I start here. What you are about to read has nothing to do with my mood today. My mood is where it is due to uncomfortable medical conditions, and dreading missing my ...
Posted by IK the Troll on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:24:00 PST

Roll the dice!

AND THERE'S A SEQUEL!!!! ...
Posted by IK the Troll on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:55:00 PST

If Star Wars was set in Glasgow

Chewbacca would look roughly the same except he'd only be about 5ft tall, from Blackhill and called Shug. He'd have the same amount of body hair but would also have tattoos, would permanently smell of...
Posted by IK the Troll on Thu, 22 May 2008 07:14:00 PST